Todd Smith
@donkeycommish.bsky.social
Author Relegated: My Pints and Pies Journey From the Top to the Bottom of English Football. Mpls based writer and ignoramus and Sunday League footy donkey.
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Hannah's here to introduce the new pod. Find it here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hannah's here to introduce the new pod. Find it here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
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For fans of Ted Lasso and Welcome to Wrexham, this rollicking travel memoir by a middle-aged Midwesterner is a hilarious and heartfelt journey through the United Kingdom, its football clubs, and the r...
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October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Get Relegated! May 19th, 2026, @simonandschuster.bsky.social Pre Order: @bfbookshop.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Get Relegated! May 19th, 2026, @simonandschuster.bsky.social Pre Order: @bfbookshop.bsky.social
The reason I became a Wolves supporter on the right (legendary captain Mike Bailey) and the inventor of micro dosing magic shrooms on the left.
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The reason I became a Wolves supporter on the right (legendary captain Mike Bailey) and the inventor of micro dosing magic shrooms on the left.
New Wolves season and I can’t unsee our team logo
October 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
New Wolves season and I can’t unsee our team logo
In Scottish Football’s League Two even the kids are fooking hardcore. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social @meninblazers.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
In Scottish Football’s League Two even the kids are fooking hardcore. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social @meninblazers.bsky.social
Shoutout to Jim the Farmer
October 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Shoutout to Jim the Farmer
Eating a pie at St. Mary’s Stadium @southamptonfc.bsky.social + Wu Tang = Epic collab
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Eating a pie at St. Mary’s Stadium @southamptonfc.bsky.social + Wu Tang = Epic collab
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This is what happens when a GFOP hits the road for three months in search of pints and pies and the soul of JonJo Shelvey. My new book could not have happened without you. I raise a steaming cup of Bovril to you!@simonandschuster.bsky.social
This is what happens when a GFOP hits the road for three months in search of pints and pies and the soul of JonJo Shelvey. My new book could not have happened without you. I raise a steaming cup of Bovril to you!@simonandschuster.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@meninblazers.bsky.social @evanraimist.bsky.social
This is what happens when a GFOP hits the road for three months in search of pints and pies and the soul of JonJo Shelvey. My new book could not have happened without you. I raise a steaming cup of Bovril to you!@simonandschuster.bsky.social
This is what happens when a GFOP hits the road for three months in search of pints and pies and the soul of JonJo Shelvey. My new book could not have happened without you. I raise a steaming cup of Bovril to you!@simonandschuster.bsky.social
For fans of @tedlassobelieve.bsky.social and @welcometowrexham.bsky.social, this rollicking travel memoir by a middle-aged Midwesterner is a hilarious and heartfelt journey through the United Kingdom, its football clubs, and the rich traditions of English football culture.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
For fans of @tedlassobelieve.bsky.social and @welcometowrexham.bsky.social, this rollicking travel memoir by a middle-aged Midwesterner is a hilarious and heartfelt journey through the United Kingdom, its football clubs, and the rich traditions of English football culture.
Ever wonder what it would feel like to travel for three months in search of the heart of English football? Yeah, me too. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social May, 2026
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ever wonder what it would feel like to travel for three months in search of the heart of English football? Yeah, me too. Relegated @simonandschuster.bsky.social May, 2026
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So, we'll see ya on Saturday, yeah?
And remember: Friends don't let friends buy stuff from Am@zon.
And remember: Friends don't let friends buy stuff from Am@zon.
April 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So, we'll see ya on Saturday, yeah?
And remember: Friends don't let friends buy stuff from Am@zon.
And remember: Friends don't let friends buy stuff from Am@zon.
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Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
February 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
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These are so sweet.
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
These are so sweet.
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This gif is an accurate depiction of what I do all day, so good choice.
@colsonwhitehead.com Dear Mr. Whitehead, I’m gonna need that book sooner, like ASAP.
a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hands on his head and making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hands on his head and making a funny face .
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January 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This gif is an accurate depiction of what I do all day, so good choice.
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You like books. You like talking about books. I bet you like listening to people talk about books. Hence, I bet following our podcast would make you happy, in the long run:
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Live from the Book Shop: John Updike's Ghost
Podcast · Hannah Harlow and Sam Pfeifle · Sibling bookstore owners Hannah Harlow and Sam Pfeifle call each other up at random hours and talk about what they're reading and what they're psyched is comi...
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January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You like books. You like talking about books. I bet you like listening to people talk about books. Hence, I bet following our podcast would make you happy, in the long run:
open.spotify.com/show/3VBVriT...
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Written by the great @johnmoe.bsky.social.
Happy anniversary to one of the all-time great @mcsweeneys.net. But stop it. I never wanted to move to Brooklyn. My comments are always questions, & high-top Chucks absolutely hurt my feet & back, except when I’m wearing Icebreaker socks. As for word counts & artisanal whiskey, get off my lawn 😂
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs
You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible...
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January 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Written by the great @johnmoe.bsky.social.
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Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
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January 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
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Fabian Hurzeler's Brighton go SECOND in the Premier League ⬆️
Even if just for one night, after a draw, it's testament to the masterful job Houston-born manager is doing in debut EPL season 🇺🇸
Shoutout to the Seagulls' stellar recruitment too 🧠
Even if just for one night, after a draw, it's testament to the masterful job Houston-born manager is doing in debut EPL season 🇺🇸
Shoutout to the Seagulls' stellar recruitment too 🧠
November 29, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Fabian Hurzeler's Brighton go SECOND in the Premier League ⬆️
Even if just for one night, after a draw, it's testament to the masterful job Houston-born manager is doing in debut EPL season 🇺🇸
Shoutout to the Seagulls' stellar recruitment too 🧠
Even if just for one night, after a draw, it's testament to the masterful job Houston-born manager is doing in debut EPL season 🇺🇸
Shoutout to the Seagulls' stellar recruitment too 🧠
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It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
November 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
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I said to my husband this morning, “Called it!” And he scoffed and said, really, what else could it have been?
With all apologies to the other nominees but everyone in my family thinks James is a masterpiece.
With all apologies to the other nominees but everyone in my family thinks James is a masterpiece.
Just wanna say that @hhharlow.bsky.social has been on "James" from day number one.
So awesome for Percival Everett. Dude can write!
So awesome for Percival Everett. Dude can write!
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I said to my husband this morning, “Called it!” And he scoffed and said, really, what else could it have been?
With all apologies to the other nominees but everyone in my family thinks James is a masterpiece.
With all apologies to the other nominees but everyone in my family thinks James is a masterpiece.
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Welcome to Blue Sky.
November 15, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Welcome to Blue Sky.