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Dolorous Ted
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🍑🧇, maker of bad jokes and worse music, friend to the friendly so let’s be friends!
Rejoice! It’s @mamasand.bsky.social Day! Hope it’s the best day!
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Murder, plain and simple.
Israeli forces fatally shot two Palestinian men at point-blank range moments after they appeared to surrender in the northern West Bank city of Jenin on Thursday in an incident captured on camera.
Israeli forces fatally shoot 2 Palestinians after they appeared to surrender
Israel opened a formal probe into the killings after footage of the incident circulated that showed two men shot at close range as they lay on the ground.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If violence has no place here what’s with all the damn guns?
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tryping balls over here
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Thankful for my moots most of all 🫶
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
“One for my heart, one for my brain, one for my allergies, and one for the pain.”
-me to my pills every night
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“The DOGE we could have had” gimme a fucking break, this guy…
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.

But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What you got? Pie? What kind of pie?
Just playin I’m gonna eat it
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Considering how juries have been the only really effective bulwark against America’s lurch fashward, this is a troubling development for our friends across the pond
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This dude cries himself to sleep
Trump on Pritzker: “I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My “I’m not Enron” shirt is yadda yadda yadda…
It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!
Nvidia refuted accounting questions in a memo to analysts, saying "Unlike Enron, NVIDIA does not use Special Purpose Entities to hide debt and inflate revenue" (Tae Kim/Barron's Online)

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November 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Cozying up with an old friend tonight
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Covid.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
With friends like these…
Sarah McBride talks to the Advocate, blames trans advocates for absolutism, and going directly to Trans 301 when people are just at Trans 101. Doesn't specify whose rights we should throw under the bus but presumably unpopular things like child sports, blockers, etc. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Democrat Sarah McBride on her approach to expanding trans acceptance in Congress — and America
“I recognize that it’s not viscerally comforting for some people in my own community who feel the indignities that I am facing vicariously,” Delaware U.S. Rep. Sarah McBride told The Advocate.
www.advocate.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Dolorous Ted
Me and the other dads are working on our own k-pop demon hunters where the Highwaymen fight skeletons in cowboy hats
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Say no to cars
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just saw some right winger outrage bait that said Mamdani was planning to enforce the use of Arabic numerals in NYC schools and I think my brain broke as a result.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The actual electoral impact is pretty minimal as long as you’re not concerned with Black people having the ability to vote. The least bad is still very bad, and like the rest of the fascism around us we shouldn’t just accept it as the inevitable status quo.
voter id is probably gonna happen, it makes sense to tactically retreat on because the actual electoral impact of it is both pretty minimal and kind of a wash, and it's pretty popular. progressive groups should probably start thinking about what the least-bad version of it would look like.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
We pay, they profit.
"The owner of the shuttered Three Mile Island nuclear plant has been awarded a $1 billion federal loan guarantee that will enable it to shift onto taxpayers some of the risk of its plan to restart the Pennsylvania facility and sell the electricity to Microsoft for its data centers."
Trump officials give $1 billion loan to restart Three Mile Island
The plan to reopen Three Mile Island to supply Microsoft with power wins a federal loan guarantee, shifting some of the risk onto taxpayers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
My cat’s name is Scrambles The Death Dealer, but we just call her Scrambles. Or Scrambs. Or Scrambly Bo-Bambly. Or sometimes, Scrambalamadingdong.

She’s named after a cartoon hurricane. It fits.
do you make up ridiculous longform versions of your dog's name? if so please share. I've been calling lambo "lamborghini wigglesworth" (mr. wiggles for short)
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this “big tent” talk from the Dems always comes up when it’s some right wing ghoul doing a broken-clock impersonation, never when it’s a Mamdani-esque progressive. Go figure.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Reposted by Dolorous Ted
The 17 year old who had sex for money with Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General was in and out of a homeless shelter, working at McDonalds. and trying to save up for braces. (Gift link).
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“What rape culture?”
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM