Dolorous Ted
@dolorousted.bsky.social
🍑🧇, maker of bad jokes and worse music, friend to the friendly so let’s be friends!
Cozying up with an old friend tonight
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Cozying up with an old friend tonight
Someone print me this shirt
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone print me this shirt
Q: What if Joffrey had survived to old age?
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October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Q: What if Joffrey had survived to old age?
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When your bestie cops to snagging your guitar when you weren’t looking… but then brings it back with a sexy new neck 🥲🫶🤘
October 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When your bestie cops to snagging your guitar when you weren’t looking… but then brings it back with a sexy new neck 🥲🫶🤘
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa”
The cat that likes her belly touched 🤷♂️
August 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The cat that likes her belly touched 🤷♂️
Taken backstage immediately after an old woman in a rascal scooter thanked me for giving her joy
August 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Taken backstage immediately after an old woman in a rascal scooter thanked me for giving her joy
Playing work hooky with the wife
August 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Playing work hooky with the wife
Sunday evening ear candy
August 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sunday evening ear candy
And with the arrival of this belt buckle, my onstage getup is complete. (Taking promo pics next week, mmmmaybe I’ll share…)
June 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And with the arrival of this belt buckle, my onstage getup is complete. (Taking promo pics next week, mmmmaybe I’ll share…)
My 20s were a wild time
May 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My 20s were a wild time
Spotted in the wild: the lesser Midwestern moron man
May 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Spotted in the wild: the lesser Midwestern moron man
2 years today with this goober
May 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
2 years today with this goober
In case you’re wondering what I’m up to tonight…
April 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In case you’re wondering what I’m up to tonight…
Weezy’s flowers are in bloom
April 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Weezy’s flowers are in bloom
Once again urging every American to read Milton Mayer’s “They Thought They Were Free” while you still can.
March 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Once again urging every American to read Milton Mayer’s “They Thought They Were Free” while you still can.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains