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Me, welcoming my extremely not online friends to the bluesky discourse
a man wearing a green and brown jacket is smiling and pointing at the camera
Alt: Celebrimbor the Elf welcoming you to the world of Middle Earth with a smile and a flourishing wave of his hand
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The PS5 server is taking forever and baby wants final fantasy vi
January 25, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Listening to a playlist that starts with MF Doom
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Just said the words “ina gartens Mac and cheese samosas” to myself
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 AM
We have the honorable Alan Page, first athlete to win MVP on the defensive side. Basically the closest thing to a paladin we have in real life. Who doubts we have the high ground?
NFL Hall of Famer Alan Page protesting in Minneapolis today. Alan was a Minnesota Viking and is a retired Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court. #MinnesotaStrong
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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NFL Hall of Famer Alan Page protesting in Minneapolis today. Alan was a Minnesota Viking and is a retired Justice of the Minnesota Supreme Court. #MinnesotaStrong
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 AM
These days I long for there to be a hell
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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Imagining the flow of scent carrying you off your feet and around the building to the drive thru speaker
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Man the Popeyes I just walked by smelled perfect
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
If this was the speed of my internet connection I’d be way more embarrassed, but go off
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Hot take: new iOS is bad and bad because it is overthought. You can do everything but the way you do anything of medium difficulty is stupid and takes too much work and thought. TryhardOS
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I feel like my brother my nephews and I should build a Rube Goldberg device for racing marbles and then start gambling on it
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Reacher has antibodies to polio
In Lee Child’s 12th novel “RISK STRATIFICATION”, it is finally revealed that Jack Reacher hitchhikes to the Mayo Clinic every year for age appropriate cancer screening and vaccinations
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Something something doomed to repeat itself.
Rep. Greg Steube: "You see Macron and the French sending troops to Greenland. I would love to see the US military up against French troops in Greenland, because it would not last very long. It would be a very small skirmish ... we don't care about what Macron and the French want."
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’m in a scarf goddamnit! Show me some respect!
January 24, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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they should come up with a gender-affirming name for men's ischemic chest pain.

"yeah i'm going to the pharmacy to pick up my special medicine for my ANGINA" get real how many people have died because of this?
August 19, 2023 at 6:54 PM
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Do people realize how wide Minneapolis streets are? Filling the streets like they did today takes real numbers. Media may focus on the shrinking minority who like this administration, but they're making themselves less relevant by the day.
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Kayfabe
THEY TRIED TO GET A WARRANT TO CRIMINALLY INVESTIGATE THE WOMAN THEY SHOT DEAD
January 24, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Actual extremely high guy (not me) quote: *painfully long pause* “Lots of things are weird.”
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
(extremely high guy voice) You can leave things so many places.
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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beautiful neocities page madame. please email me
December 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I can’t shake the feeling that the best outcomes for me won’t start until these guys start eating their guns
I usually try to eschew elitism in all forms, but enough is enough. These people are dumb fucking yokels. They live in a completely different reality than I do, and I don’t want to share a country with them any longer.
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
HAHAH SHE TANKED THE SUV BUYING DEMO
CBS News was doomed no matter what, but it's very funny to see Bari Weiss speeding up the process. It's like she's enthusiastically stabbing someone with terminal cancer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Reading spoilers of the pitt in judgment of you all
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Rashomon but it’s me, the guys my father eats breakfast with everyday, and then me again making fun of what they said
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I would like to see what it’s like to be 103 years old and mostly healthy
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM