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Amesower
@awesomer.bsky.social
Jerk of all trades; master of pun
I'm not going to complain about all the northern lights pictures, because if it hadn't been overcast here, I definitely would have been out taking pictures, and I would have posted them by now.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Autumn barge
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why on earth would you call your autobiography “The Smell of Ears”?
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Sean Bean is to Orson Bean as Rip Torn is to Rip Taylor.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Some people call me the hotstepper
Some call me the gangster of lyric
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Felt weird voting for a candidate I genuinely like. I could get used to this! Although I probably shouldn't.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is probably the creepiest Shel Silverstein poem.
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just misheard Ford F150 as “Forty-fwon fifty.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This Halloween, do yourself a favor and listen to “Bonin’ in the Boneyard” by Fishbone.
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My son has friends over. So far this is what he has played for them:
1. The Zombies
2. Prefab Sprout
3. Desmond Dekker

I will keep you posted.
October 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A dog’s stupidity is elegant in its simplicity; human stupidity is much more baroque and intricate.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Cape Fear 2 1/2: The Smell of Cape Fear
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I know I raised my son right, because he posted an Instagram story about D'Angelo.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thinking of using this for my profile pic for spooky season, but I'm worried it's too disturbing.
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's fun watching zoomers discovery Labi Siffre song by song.
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Weed strains in 2005: Napthalene Sweatsock
Weed strains in 2025: Mintberry M&Ms
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I had the thought “Jatham Statham,” searched to see if anyone else had also thought that, and found this.
Inside of you, there are two wolves.
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Irving Berlin could have listened to 3 Feet High and Rising.
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Look, just because it’s the best movie I’ve seen in a long time doesn’t mean I’m going to stop calling it Little Battles Everywhere
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Playing in my head now: Nina Simone covering AC Newman’s “35 in the Shade”
October 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve been reading photography tutorials, and they boil down to this:
1. Keep your ISO below 800 to avoid noise.
2. Use a fast shutter speed to prevent motion blur, at least 1/1000.
3. Your lens’s sharpest aperture is around F/8; keep it there.
4. DO NOT UNDEREXPOSE!!
October 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My latest release has only been streaming for a few days, and already someone has given it the following review: "pissgarbage"
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Midtown
October 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My wife just said “DNA: ducks ‘n’ ass.”
October 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM