Amesower
@awesomer.bsky.social
Jerk of all trades; master of pun
I'm not going to complain about all the northern lights pictures, because if it hadn't been overcast here, I definitely would have been out taking pictures, and I would have posted them by now.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm not going to complain about all the northern lights pictures, because if it hadn't been overcast here, I definitely would have been out taking pictures, and I would have posted them by now.
Why on earth would you call your autobiography “The Smell of Ears”?
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why on earth would you call your autobiography “The Smell of Ears”?
Sean Bean is to Orson Bean as Rip Torn is to Rip Taylor.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sean Bean is to Orson Bean as Rip Torn is to Rip Taylor.
Some people call me the hotstepper
Some call me the gangster of lyric
Some call me the gangster of lyric
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Some people call me the hotstepper
Some call me the gangster of lyric
Some call me the gangster of lyric
Felt weird voting for a candidate I genuinely like. I could get used to this! Although I probably shouldn't.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Felt weird voting for a candidate I genuinely like. I could get used to this! Although I probably shouldn't.
This is probably the creepiest Shel Silverstein poem.
November 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is probably the creepiest Shel Silverstein poem.
Just misheard Ford F150 as “Forty-fwon fifty.”
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just misheard Ford F150 as “Forty-fwon fifty.”
This Halloween, do yourself a favor and listen to “Bonin’ in the Boneyard” by Fishbone.
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This Halloween, do yourself a favor and listen to “Bonin’ in the Boneyard” by Fishbone.
My son has friends over. So far this is what he has played for them:
1. The Zombies
2. Prefab Sprout
3. Desmond Dekker
I will keep you posted.
1. The Zombies
2. Prefab Sprout
3. Desmond Dekker
I will keep you posted.
October 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My son has friends over. So far this is what he has played for them:
1. The Zombies
2. Prefab Sprout
3. Desmond Dekker
I will keep you posted.
1. The Zombies
2. Prefab Sprout
3. Desmond Dekker
I will keep you posted.
A dog’s stupidity is elegant in its simplicity; human stupidity is much more baroque and intricate.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A dog’s stupidity is elegant in its simplicity; human stupidity is much more baroque and intricate.
Cape Fear 2 1/2: The Smell of Cape Fear
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Cape Fear 2 1/2: The Smell of Cape Fear
I know I raised my son right, because he posted an Instagram story about D'Angelo.
October 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know I raised my son right, because he posted an Instagram story about D'Angelo.
Thinking of using this for my profile pic for spooky season, but I'm worried it's too disturbing.
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thinking of using this for my profile pic for spooky season, but I'm worried it's too disturbing.
It's fun watching zoomers discovery Labi Siffre song by song.
October 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It's fun watching zoomers discovery Labi Siffre song by song.
Weed strains in 2005: Napthalene Sweatsock
Weed strains in 2025: Mintberry M&Ms
Weed strains in 2025: Mintberry M&Ms
October 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Weed strains in 2005: Napthalene Sweatsock
Weed strains in 2025: Mintberry M&Ms
Weed strains in 2025: Mintberry M&Ms
I had the thought “Jatham Statham,” searched to see if anyone else had also thought that, and found this.
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I had the thought “Jatham Statham,” searched to see if anyone else had also thought that, and found this.
Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
Irving Berlin could have listened to 3 Feet High and Rising.
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Irving Berlin could have listened to 3 Feet High and Rising.
Look, just because it’s the best movie I’ve seen in a long time doesn’t mean I’m going to stop calling it Little Battles Everywhere
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Look, just because it’s the best movie I’ve seen in a long time doesn’t mean I’m going to stop calling it Little Battles Everywhere
Playing in my head now: Nina Simone covering AC Newman’s “35 in the Shade”
October 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Playing in my head now: Nina Simone covering AC Newman’s “35 in the Shade”
I’ve been reading photography tutorials, and they boil down to this:
1. Keep your ISO below 800 to avoid noise.
2. Use a fast shutter speed to prevent motion blur, at least 1/1000.
3. Your lens’s sharpest aperture is around F/8; keep it there.
4. DO NOT UNDEREXPOSE!!
1. Keep your ISO below 800 to avoid noise.
2. Use a fast shutter speed to prevent motion blur, at least 1/1000.
3. Your lens’s sharpest aperture is around F/8; keep it there.
4. DO NOT UNDEREXPOSE!!
October 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I’ve been reading photography tutorials, and they boil down to this:
1. Keep your ISO below 800 to avoid noise.
2. Use a fast shutter speed to prevent motion blur, at least 1/1000.
3. Your lens’s sharpest aperture is around F/8; keep it there.
4. DO NOT UNDEREXPOSE!!
1. Keep your ISO below 800 to avoid noise.
2. Use a fast shutter speed to prevent motion blur, at least 1/1000.
3. Your lens’s sharpest aperture is around F/8; keep it there.
4. DO NOT UNDEREXPOSE!!
My latest release has only been streaming for a few days, and already someone has given it the following review: "pissgarbage"
October 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My latest release has only been streaming for a few days, and already someone has given it the following review: "pissgarbage"
My wife just said “DNA: ducks ‘n’ ass.”
October 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My wife just said “DNA: ducks ‘n’ ass.”