Amesower
@awesomer.bsky.social
Jerk of all trades; master of pun
A guy just said he was going to slit my throat. This was in front of my son.
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A guy just said he was going to slit my throat. This was in front of my son.
I’m tempted to point out that this wouldn’t happen with tapes.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m tempted to point out that this wouldn’t happen with tapes.
Ox and ass kept time. Gay apparel.
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Ox and ass kept time. Gay apparel.
Can you transport gravel in a building? Didn't think so!
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Can you transport gravel in a building? Didn't think so!
Dragon Fruit Smoothie, I Believe in You
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dragon Fruit Smoothie, I Believe in You
Question: Does AI stand for "a idiot"? Just asking questions.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Question: Does AI stand for "a idiot"? Just asking questions.
Some people call me murderer (whistle sound)
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Some people call me murderer (whistle sound)
My grandfather always said “Haste makes waste, and wise men eat it.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My grandfather always said “Haste makes waste, and wise men eat it.”
Don't pretend you don't know what I mean.
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Don't pretend you don't know what I mean.
You are wise not to do so, but for a different reason. This sound gets its name from the fact that, like Herbert Hoover, it can worsen an economic downturn.
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You are wise not to do so, but for a different reason. This sound gets its name from the fact that, like Herbert Hoover, it can worsen an economic downturn.
I feel like Chicagoans have a special relationship with that piece, because the orchestra would always play it at the big fireworks display in Grant Park.
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I feel like Chicagoans have a special relationship with that piece, because the orchestra would always play it at the big fireworks display in Grant Park.
The city that never sleeps... on a great candidate!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The city that never sleeps... on a great candidate!!
Shockingly busy at the polling place too. I think people are fired up.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Shockingly busy at the polling place too. I think people are fired up.
Stupid typo. Gonna delete and repost.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Stupid typo. Gonna delete and repost.
Oh wait, that’s the theme song of “The Wire,” not “The Sopranos.” So this dumb joke doesn’t even make sense!
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Oh wait, that’s the theme song of “The Wire,” not “The Sopranos.” So this dumb joke doesn’t even make sense!
Makes sense. I bet if my next door neighbor was Tony Soprano, I'd have "Way Down in the Hole" in my head a lot.
November 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Makes sense. I bet if my next door neighbor was Tony Soprano, I'd have "Way Down in the Hole" in my head a lot.