Christopher J. Teuton
@dogtreestudios.itch.io
Digital Content Manager, local news. Occasional game developer, director, painter, editor, writer, maker of random things. Often found high up in trees or sleeping in sunbeams surrounded by dogs. He/Him.
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Spaceship Typing by DogTree Studios
An educational typing game for learning keyboards.
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Hi new followers! I'm a game developer, painter, columnist, director, editor, and critic, depending on the day. My most recent released project is Spaceship Typing, an educational game designed to help kids ages 4-7 learn how to use a keyboard. Links to other projects via linktr.ee/christeuton!
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Bloops!
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Bloops!
PATHOLOGIC 3 IS OUT TODAY HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!
January 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
PATHOLOGIC 3 IS OUT TODAY HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!
staying honest with you folks here
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
staying honest with you folks here
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The Glynn County Police Department is asking for the public’s help in locating a missing elderly woman who has been reported endangered. https://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/06/police-seek-help-finding-endangered-74-year-old-georgia-woman/
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
The Glynn County Police Department is asking for the public’s help in locating a missing elderly woman who has been reported endangered. https://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/06/police-seek-help-finding-endangered-74-year-old-georgia-woman/
I think those parts of video games where you are blocked from going down a path by a few random barrels or a velvet rope is fine, but games that let you break wooden boxes should let your break any wooden door if you try hard enough.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I think those parts of video games where you are blocked from going down a path by a few random barrels or a velvet rope is fine, but games that let you break wooden boxes should let your break any wooden door if you try hard enough.
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For Tybee Island Fire Rescue, 2026 began with a dumpster fire. https://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/02/tybee-island-kicks-off-2026-with-dumpster-fire/
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
For Tybee Island Fire Rescue, 2026 began with a dumpster fire. https://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/02/tybee-island-kicks-off-2026-with-dumpster-fire/
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Five new right whale calves spotted in past week brings total to 14 ➡ https://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/02/five-new-right-whale-calves-spotted-past-week-brings-total-14/
January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Five new right whale calves spotted in past week brings total to 14 ➡ https://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/02/five-new-right-whale-calves-spotted-past-week-brings-total-14/
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From GTA to Batman, here are the biggest video games releasing in 2026
The biggest video games releasing in 2026
www.wtoc.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
From GTA to Batman, here are the biggest video games releasing in 2026
Hey folks, we're finishing a book this year.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Hey folks, we're finishing a book this year.
Just think, in like 5 hours we can all cancel our Netflix subscriptions forever.
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just think, in like 5 hours we can all cancel our Netflix subscriptions forever.
It's Monday, which means it's time for a new issue of Ludology Now! This week, this year. bonus-action.com/games/2025-i...
2025 in review ► Ludology Now! - Bonus Action
Here are the best games and videos of 2025, along with a report card of the year at large.
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December 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It's Monday, which means it's time for a new issue of Ludology Now! This week, this year. bonus-action.com/games/2025-i...
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Best thread of 2025
I'm playing Ocarina of Time and I'm threading my comments about it here, so real quick:
-Yes, I have played it before
-I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in
-It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything
-No comment on what version I'm playing
-Yes, I have played it before
-I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in
-It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything
-No comment on what version I'm playing
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Best thread of 2025
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
It's Monday, which means it's time for a new issue of Ludology Now! This week, something that ends up basically being fan fiction. bonus-action.com/games/new-ze...
Let’s make a new Zelda game dungeon ► Ludology Now! - Bonus Action
Nintendo won't give us real new Legend of Zelda game dungeons, so let's make our own.
bonus-action.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It's Monday, which means it's time for a new issue of Ludology Now! This week, something that ends up basically being fan fiction. bonus-action.com/games/new-ze...
Merry Christmas, parents who play games with their kids.
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Merry Christmas, parents who play games with their kids.
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When nothing feels good, make something
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When nothing feels good, make something
Are any of my followers both fluent in Greek and interested in doing some circa 1798-1801 research for me? Will pay! (no AI translators, please)
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Are any of my followers both fluent in Greek and interested in doing some circa 1798-1801 research for me? Will pay! (no AI translators, please)
Despelote is an amazing game and one of the best experiences I had this year - please go leave a review if you can bonus-action.com/games/despel...
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Despelote is an amazing game and one of the best experiences I had this year - please go leave a review if you can bonus-action.com/games/despel...
Okay Badger game looks good
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Okay Badger game looks good