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Dogtopus
@dogtopus.bsky.social
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Video game enjoyer, storied RPer, cat parent, occasional artist.
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tommchenry.bsky.social
as close as I got to an earnest christmas special was 11 years ago for [redacted]

Santa of Pigeons: www.noncanon.com/comics/2014-...
PANEL 1: TITLE: Santa of Pigeons. Drawing of a pigeon with a plastic bag in a little Santa suit. PIGEON: "Coo coo coo!" PANEL 2: The pigeon is flying, pulling along its plastic bag. NARRATOR: "Can already fly." PANEL 3: The pigeon is flying with its bag, then digging in it. NARRATOR: "Enchanted Walgreens bag with gifts for good pigeons." PANEL 4: The pigeon is delivering little scraps and things to cold pigeons huddling up on the street. NARRATOR: "Part of a bagel for Billy Graywing. Assorted seeds for Thora Fantail" PANEL 5: The pigeon is flying and shitting. NARRATOR: "Pigeon Santa poops from high up (this is not a present)." PERSON (off panel): "My coat!" PANEL 6: The pigeon Santa is holding a piece of green ribbon in its beak and bringing it to a dozing pigeon. NARRATOR: "A piece of shiny ribbon for Roxie Rockdove." PANEL 7: Roxie is startled awake by the gift. Santa of Pigeons holds up a feather to the beak as though to shush. NARRATOR: "Shhhh keep the secret!" PANEL 8: The pigeon is flying with its bag again. NARRATOR: "Magic is only magic if we pretend there is no magic."
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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adactivity.bsky.social
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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bobtimeis808.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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psicochurroz.bsky.social
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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ostrichson.bsky.social
Someone else said it but it bears repeating:

"The Muppet Christmas Carol" is the best movie ever because Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow, human actors.

"Muppet Treasure Island" is the best movie ever because Tim Curry treats himself as a Muppet.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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bibimo.bsky.social
Rune's apartment...⋆｡°✩
Designed by @dogtopus.bsky.social !

#FFXIV #FFXIVhousing #FF14Housing
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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bibimo.bsky.social
Llewellyn and Cailleach having a conversation...˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀

#FFXIV #midlander #hyur #gposers
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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megelison.bsky.social
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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necromoss.bsky.social
sometimes we (i) forgot
April 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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cosmicseashanty.bsky.social
Just watched the new trailer
Oh THE ARCADION, I'm just feeling real low I CAN PLAY Rage Against the Machine Oh shit, for real?
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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tiredparasite.bsky.social
#ffxiv
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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fen.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy
another awesome dwarf fortress post
A post in r/dwarffortress titled "All my pet giant leopards are afraid of my normal sized leopards." The associated picture is a screenshot from Dwarf Fortress, showing a rectangular room carved in stone with a stone door as its single entrance. Inside this room, a group of 13 giant leopards are all clustered together and huddled in the south-east corner of the room. On the western side of the room, two leopards are standing there nonchalantly
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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robbie.monster
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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dekonsfw.bsky.social
#furby
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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danmcdaid.bsky.social
Fucking idiot
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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decassette.bsky.social
new frogs
drawing frogs on a tree branch drinking mate. tropical vegetation in the background, plus a moon & stars
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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drewwise.bsky.social
🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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hazelmonforton.com
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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froggercube.bsky.social
Starlight Caroling 🎶🎄 #ffxiv
December 1, 2023 at 11:37 PM
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dilfkink.kindboys.online
sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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kcg.bsky.social
cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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eatingbread.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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sweetstench.bsky.social
The Forum Boy
October 28, 2024 at 10:03 PM