Patches(not the plushy)
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My brother's ringtone...
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My brother's ringtone...
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I imagine it goes like”good evening my great, giggly bitch! I see you like (thing)! I also like (thing)! Talk to me - at length about (thing)!” And then you give ‘em the Groucho wiggly brows and flash ‘em the crazy eyes.
(I would also like to know…)
(I would also like to know…)
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I imagine it goes like”good evening my great, giggly bitch! I see you like (thing)! I also like (thing)! Talk to me - at length about (thing)!” And then you give ‘em the Groucho wiggly brows and flash ‘em the crazy eyes.
(I would also like to know…)
(I would also like to know…)
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Pee holding contest where two people with extremely full bladder bulges are hugging each other around the waist as tight as they can until one of them gets to feel the other run their sink all over their lap hard enough to make them burst too 🚿🚿🚿
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Pee holding contest where two people with extremely full bladder bulges are hugging each other around the waist as tight as they can until one of them gets to feel the other run their sink all over their lap hard enough to make them burst too 🚿🚿🚿
Buc-ee's safe word would be Beaver nuggets
February 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Buc-ee's safe word would be Beaver nuggets
Fear the Fennec that keeps a plasma grenade on standby
Commission for @ KorbenKat5128 on X of their adorable little wasteland explorer.
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Fear the Fennec that keeps a plasma grenade on standby
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even a worm will turn
March 12, 2024 at 6:54 PM
even a worm will turn
Shielded and grounded real mommy dom t4t type shit
Idk if trans kids these days know this but back in my day you could just walk into a RadioShack and walk out with one of these puppies
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Shielded and grounded real mommy dom t4t type shit
Realized that I recently hit six months of no contact with my abusers so Yay me I guess?
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Realized that I recently hit six months of no contact with my abusers so Yay me I guess?
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Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art.
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S
Here comes the airplane! Nyooooom!
... Can you please just pass the blunt like a normal person?
... Can you please just pass the blunt like a normal person?
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Here comes the airplane! Nyooooom!
... Can you please just pass the blunt like a normal person?
... Can you please just pass the blunt like a normal person?
Hey, you look tired. Wanna let the preschooler front for a bit and I'll let them kick my butt at Smash bros while you recharge?
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Hey, you look tired. Wanna let the preschooler front for a bit and I'll let them kick my butt at Smash bros while you recharge?
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Feeling retro nostalgic sketching tonight 😅
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Feeling retro nostalgic sketching tonight 😅
Gimlin Son of Gloin
So he came from Gloin's Loins
So he came from Gloin's Loins
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Gimlin Son of Gloin
So he came from Gloin's Loins
So he came from Gloin's Loins
I don't think it's going to be the remaster announcement. They wouldn't bother doing it through the amazon affiliate. Unless they plan on doing something special tied into Amazon Luna
January 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I don't think it's going to be the remaster announcement. They wouldn't bother doing it through the amazon affiliate. Unless they plan on doing something special tied into Amazon Luna
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
January 27, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate
Mom says its my turn to have art of my sona featured on the 18+ telegram art channel
January 27, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Mom says its my turn to have art of my sona featured on the 18+ telegram art channel
It's a meme, Ario.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 AM
It's a meme, Ario.
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If this doesn’t tug at your heart, make you well up with sadness, you are not human.
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If this doesn’t tug at your heart, make you well up with sadness, you are not human.
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Hey guys- I guess I went viral on Reddit and insta today. Weird.
Also- I like drawing and writing. Give me a comics job.
Also- I like drawing and writing. Give me a comics job.
January 26, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Hey guys- I guess I went viral on Reddit and insta today. Weird.
Also- I like drawing and writing. Give me a comics job.
Also- I like drawing and writing. Give me a comics job.
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Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!