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@doge25.bsky.social
Kleptocrats making 20 year old tech bros work hard to steal from the American people and destroy the United States. (Parody account)
Learn more about our plans: https://www.project2025.org/
Learn more about our plans: https://www.project2025.org/
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N.Y. Times, June 8, 1939.
March 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
N.Y. Times, June 8, 1939.
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“Truth Social had just $3.6 million in revenue in 2024 … less revenue than the average Chik-Fil-A, Raising Canes, What-a-Burger, or Shake Shack location.”
Truth Social stock also in the tank. Lost $400 million last year. Read this from @russchoma.bsky.social www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
If you think Tesla's stock is bad, check out Trump's Truth Social
The president's stake is worth billions of dollars less than last fall.
www.motherjones.com
March 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Truth Social had just $3.6 million in revenue in 2024 … less revenue than the average Chik-Fil-A, Raising Canes, What-a-Burger, or Shake Shack location.”
Oh man, we here at #DOGE need to share that whatever you do, don't reshare this. It would really really upset our boss.
Yes, Elon Musk and Ghislaine Maxwell were once photographed together.
Yes, Elon Musk and Ghislaine Maxwell were once photographed together
The 2014 photo of Musk and Maxwell, now a convicted sex trafficker, frequently circulates on social media.
www.snopes.com
March 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Oh man, we here at #DOGE need to share that whatever you do, don't reshare this. It would really really upset our boss.
Give us time. We here at #DOGE are confident we can f*ck it up waaaaaay more. #stockmarket #stockmarketcrash
March 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Give us time. We here at #DOGE are confident we can f*ck it up waaaaaay more. #stockmarket #stockmarketcrash
Our boss is really upset that you outed us. #DOGE
Over on the other site, they're suggesting that the reporters who worked on this, including myself, hid our names. They didn't bother to scroll down to the bottom of the piece where we are listed in full.
Great sleuthing by the do your own research crowd.
Great sleuthing by the do your own research crowd.
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Our boss is really upset that you outed us. #DOGE
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That look when you're sitting on JD's side of the couch, wondering what you're sitting in. #MarcoRubio #Vance
I borrowed this photo! Look at Marco. He's scared shitless! What does the evil orange have on these guys?
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
That look when you're sitting on JD's side of the couch, wondering what you're sitting in. #MarcoRubio #Vance
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Trump and Vance are part of the tiny percentage of Americans who sympathize more with Russia (4%) than Ukraine (62%) and who view Putin more favorably (75% unfavorable) than Zelensky (28% unfavorable) today.yougov.com/politics/art...
February 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trump and Vance are part of the tiny percentage of Americans who sympathize more with Russia (4%) than Ukraine (62%) and who view Putin more favorably (75% unfavorable) than Zelensky (28% unfavorable) today.yougov.com/politics/art...
That look when you're sitting on JD's side of the couch, wondering what you're sitting in. #MarcoRubio #Vance
I borrowed this photo! Look at Marco. He's scared shitless! What does the evil orange have on these guys?
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
That look when you're sitting on JD's side of the couch, wondering what you're sitting in. #MarcoRubio #Vance
Trump vs. Zelenskyy
We at #DOGE can confirm by monitoring all communication that Putin was pleased with Trump's and Vance's performance.
"Very good, Donald. The pee-pee tapes are safe. For today." - Putin
Although muffled, it also sounded like Vance will be rewarded with a soft lubricated couch.
We at #DOGE can confirm by monitoring all communication that Putin was pleased with Trump's and Vance's performance.
"Very good, Donald. The pee-pee tapes are safe. For today." - Putin
Although muffled, it also sounded like Vance will be rewarded with a soft lubricated couch.
ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about?
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trump vs. Zelenskyy
We at #DOGE can confirm by monitoring all communication that Putin was pleased with Trump's and Vance's performance.
"Very good, Donald. The pee-pee tapes are safe. For today." - Putin
Although muffled, it also sounded like Vance will be rewarded with a soft lubricated couch.
We at #DOGE can confirm by monitoring all communication that Putin was pleased with Trump's and Vance's performance.
"Very good, Donald. The pee-pee tapes are safe. For today." - Putin
Although muffled, it also sounded like Vance will be rewarded with a soft lubricated couch.
Oh boy, we at DOGE hadn't considered transparency could backfire.
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Oh boy, we at DOGE hadn't considered transparency could backfire.
Well, it looks like we need to change our work at #DOGE from Operation Krasnov to something else.
Russian spokesperson and witting asset, result of the most brilliant Russian KGB/FSB/GRU Intelligence operation in history.
February 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Well, it looks like we need to change our work at #DOGE from Operation Krasnov to something else.
Steve Bannon tipped us off yesterday that this would happen.
Breaking News: President Trump fired the country’s senior military officer, a role that traditionally stays in place as administrations change.
Trump Fires Joint Chiefs Chairman Amid Turmoil at Pentagon
The decision to fire Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr. reflects the president’s insistence that the military’s leadership is too mired in diversity issues and has lost sight of its combat role.
www.nytimes.com
February 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Steve Bannon tipped us off yesterday that this would happen.
Holy schnikes! We at #Doge use the same tracker for our work!
Project 2025: 35% complete in 32 days in office www.project2025.observer
February 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Holy schnikes! We at #Doge use the same tracker for our work!
We never considered people would care enough to do the math. #DOGE
Add up the claimed savings on the DOGE website and (right now )you get $7.19b from contract savings, and $0.14b from real estate, for a total of $7.3b, or $21.47 per American.
Trump is talking about giving a "DOGE dividend" of 20% of these savings.
Enjoy your $4.29.
Trump is talking about giving a "DOGE dividend" of 20% of these savings.
Enjoy your $4.29.
February 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We never considered people would care enough to do the math. #DOGE
We at #DOGE don't care about popularity. We don't care about the Constitution.
We only care about lining Trump's, Elon's, and Putin's pockets.
We only care about lining Trump's, Elon's, and Putin's pockets.
The Constitution gives Congress power to establish the U.S. Postal Service.
It did, by law, during the
Washington administration. Its status as an independent agency was established by Congress in law.
USPS is wildly popular with the American people and its service is essential and irreplaceable.
It did, by law, during the
Washington administration. Its status as an independent agency was established by Congress in law.
USPS is wildly popular with the American people and its service is essential and irreplaceable.
📬🚨 HUGE NEWS 📬🚨
Trump plans to fire the USPS governing board, merge the Postal Service into the Commerce Department.
It would disrupt 55 years of non-political mail service, and threatens to upend trillions of dollars of ecommerce and the 250 year-old US mail system.
Trump plans to fire the USPS governing board, merge the Postal Service into the Commerce Department.
It would disrupt 55 years of non-political mail service, and threatens to upend trillions of dollars of ecommerce and the 250 year-old US mail system.
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We at #DOGE don't care about popularity. We don't care about the Constitution.
We only care about lining Trump's, Elon's, and Putin's pockets.
We only care about lining Trump's, Elon's, and Putin's pockets.
We at #DOGE continue to be shocked with the stupidity of trumpers. We're cutting away your protections, your rights, and your future.
Take a guess which headline is nowhere to be found on Fox News.
Man, you're making this too easy. We even showed you our playbook (Project 2025) #trump #musk
Take a guess which headline is nowhere to be found on Fox News.
Man, you're making this too easy. We even showed you our playbook (Project 2025) #trump #musk
February 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
❌ No, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt didn't say, “They want you to panic, but Trump wants you to remember Jesus didn't have electricity either, and he did just fine."
'Jesus didn't have electricity' quote falsely attributed to Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Internet users claimed Leavitt said, "They want you to panic, but Trump wants you to remember Jesus didn't have electricity either."
www.snopes.com
February 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thank God. You had us worried here at #DOGE. We thought you were going to report about this: robertgarcia.house.gov/media/in-the...
February 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Thank God. You had us worried here at #DOGE. We thought you were going to report about this: robertgarcia.house.gov/media/in-the...
The battle lines are drawn.
Trump's budget guts Medicaid (healthcare for 41.7 millions adults & 37.6 million kids across the country!) in order to cut taxes for his billionaire cronies.
Trump's budget guts Medicaid (healthcare for 41.7 millions adults & 37.6 million kids across the country!) in order to cut taxes for his billionaire cronies.
February 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We thought former VP Pence would do something about trump on January 6th when rioters were trying to hunt him down to hang him. But nope.
He waited to speak out on X now, when he has no power.
Perfect. We can continue to complete our work here at DOGE dismantling democracy. #DOGE #Pence #MikePence
He waited to speak out on X now, when he has no power.
Perfect. We can continue to complete our work here at DOGE dismantling democracy. #DOGE #Pence #MikePence
February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We thought former VP Pence would do something about trump on January 6th when rioters were trying to hunt him down to hang him. But nope.
He waited to speak out on X now, when he has no power.
Perfect. We can continue to complete our work here at DOGE dismantling democracy. #DOGE #Pence #MikePence
He waited to speak out on X now, when he has no power.
Perfect. We can continue to complete our work here at DOGE dismantling democracy. #DOGE #Pence #MikePence
We can confirm, #trump has egg on his face for this one.
President Donald Trump pledged to start lowering prices as soon as he took office, but a purported Truth Social post from him about eggs and gas that's making the rounds on social media is a fake.
Trump post pledging Day 1 price cuts on eggs and gas is fake
www.snopes.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We can confirm, #trump has egg on his face for this one.