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Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
This makes it sound like Epstein was still very much involved with trump…
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This makes it sound like Epstein was still very much involved with trump…
The AI companies have only increased their compute power and data collection yet the product displayed to us is the same if not worse than basic autocorrect, predictive text, and search algorithms.
What the fuck are they doing besides igniting piles of cash?
What the fuck are they doing besides igniting piles of cash?
a group of people are standing in front of a wall with a lot of papers coming out of it
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a wall with a lot of papers coming out of it
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The AI companies have only increased their compute power and data collection yet the product displayed to us is the same if not worse than basic autocorrect, predictive text, and search algorithms.
What the fuck are they doing besides igniting piles of cash?
What the fuck are they doing besides igniting piles of cash?
I’ll vote for any presidential candidate who announces they’ll pardon anyone convicted of protesting ICE, but that’s like a minimum going forward.
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’ll vote for any presidential candidate who announces they’ll pardon anyone convicted of protesting ICE, but that’s like a minimum going forward.
We’re days away from, “It was very Alpha Male of Trump to blow the soy beta cuck Bill Clinton.”
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
We’re days away from, “It was very Alpha Male of Trump to blow the soy beta cuck Bill Clinton.”
Hollywood-style time travel is impossible given that there are approx. 200 million sperm per nut and any change at any point would shift the nutting timeline. Statistically, you’d never get same combination of events to happen leading up to the same exact sperm fertilizing the egg.
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hollywood-style time travel is impossible given that there are approx. 200 million sperm per nut and any change at any point would shift the nutting timeline. Statistically, you’d never get same combination of events to happen leading up to the same exact sperm fertilizing the egg.
Look at these buddies!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Look at these buddies!
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
Bob Loblaw Law Blog Kabbalah
To explain: "Kabbalah" is a term referring to a wide array of mystic practices and texts in Judaism, but antisemites have LONG used it as an example of Judaic secretiveness and evil
Ergo describing some evil secret group as a "cabal"
Anyway, now you know
Ergo describing some evil secret group as a "cabal"
Anyway, now you know
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Bob Loblaw Law Blog Kabbalah
@kenwhite.bsky.social can’t Jeffery Epstein’s estate abandon all his personal property (emails, etc.) at will? Why do we have to wait for Congress?
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
@kenwhite.bsky.social can’t Jeffery Epstein’s estate abandon all his personal property (emails, etc.) at will? Why do we have to wait for Congress?
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
Sometimes I start to post then I realize I’m inventing a guy to be mad at then I stop. This is growth.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sometimes I start to post then I realize I’m inventing a guy to be mad at then I stop. This is growth.
When I go out, I want it to be in a park after eating a McDouble and fries like those Dogs Last Moments In A Park videos. We put our cat to sleep in our room at home and it was the greatest kindness to her in her pain.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
My mom’s lung cancer won’t stop landing on her bones and it fucking sucks because she just wants to babysit her grandbabies and garden. I don’t talk it elsewhere in my socials because she follows there so I’ll scream into the void here.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When I go out, I want it to be in a park after eating a McDouble and fries like those Dogs Last Moments In A Park videos. We put our cat to sleep in our room at home and it was the greatest kindness to her in her pain.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
My mom’s a fighter. I am not. Let go onto the next adventure.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
Trump’s just going say democrats caved to end the Democrat’s shutdown. There’s no world where democrats can say it wasn’t their shutdown now. Insanity.
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Trump’s just going say democrats caved to end the Democrat’s shutdown. There’s no world where democrats can say it wasn’t their shutdown now. Insanity.
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Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trump just celebrated Schumer's cave by pardoning 75+ co-conspirators including Rudy Giuliani, Mark Meadows, and Sidney Powell, for their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
President Stateyourname is very strong and handsome
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
President Stateyourname is very strong and handsome
The Detroit Lions were very mean to President Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Detroit Lions were very mean to President Trump.
DEREGULATION KILLS. Coming up on 50 years of the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Government intervention in industry through regulations has coincided with technological advances to make jobs safer so we can hopefully all get home to our families at the end of a shift.
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
DEREGULATION KILLS. Coming up on 50 years of the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Government intervention in industry through regulations has coincided with technological advances to make jobs safer so we can hopefully all get home to our families at the end of a shift.
Even a jury composed entirely of anthropomorphic sandwiches wouldn’t convict the sandwich thrower, deeming the undignified death of one of their own a worthy sacrifice in the name of freedom. 🫡
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Even a jury composed entirely of anthropomorphic sandwiches wouldn’t convict the sandwich thrower, deeming the undignified death of one of their own a worthy sacrifice in the name of freedom. 🫡
Schumer should step down.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Schumer should step down.
Did that baseball game end yet?
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Did that baseball game end yet?
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via BlueSky, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
On Monday, I will ask President Trump, via BlueSky, to help save my life. He offered to help me if I needed it.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
I need it.
As many of you know, I have farts in my pee.
I read this as Pervert Wildfires!
November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I read this as Pervert Wildfires!