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Video Editor 📹✂️ FartsUSA
Very mid but mildly successful on TikTok
I 3D print stuff and notice wear patterns.
Hard times create clothe babies, clothe babies create good times, good times create wire mothers, and wire mothers create hard times.

I dunno just spitballing here
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Trying to catch a pardon
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Hovercraft should be limited to fusion power only in my neighborhood.” is the only new conservatism I will consider.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So we can be a little excited when we see it now. As a treat.
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They hated Kristin Sinema and Joe Manchin’s politics but loved that they stirred up enough shit for democrats. Same with Fetterman etc. The right celebrates the victories those folks handed to republicans
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If your response isn’t “Good riddance.” then I am 😳
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Now they’re leaning into secret sex society? Strange.
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Epstein organizing a war council for Trump 😳
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Why do people love arbitrary measurements that have no correlation to success in life? It’s like the weirdo kids in high school that fought over GPA position or perfect attendance. Who gives a shit?
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Nailing a letter to the door of my local diocese demanding they be more mean and racist while also being more nice to me, a mean racist.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Not enough cocaine in the world to satisfy that writer’s room enough to make it interesting though and it gets killed mid pilot
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
HBO will give her a Succession spinoff now.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Oh. My. Fucking. God:

“When males have sex with males who are postpubsecent, that’s called homosexuality, not pedophilia.

But the media ignored the data, thus avoiding the role that homosexual priests played… The fact is only 3.8 percent of clergy sexual abuse victims were boys ten or younger.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it’s going to be MTG vs AOC , isn’t it?

Gen X vs millennial 🫡
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
As a video editor (lol RIP to my job), it’s shocking how quickly Gen AI b-roll is happening. I always avoided stock video in my edit and now it’s not even curated stock video but like “CU skateboard trucks grinding on concrete wall.” and 90% of the audience sell not even notice. I hate it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
We have the metadata technology to ensure “This video was created partially or wholly using Generative AI.” gets tagged to every video uploaded that contains generative AI.
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If I paused even a stroke later for the conception of my daughter, we’d have a different kid now, if at all.

Though I will give credit because The Time Traveler’s Wife did briefly touch on this no-two-nuts reality.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM