Doc Kennedy
@dockennedy.bsky.social
Gen X standard-bearer. Eastern NC born. UNC alum. Public education avenger. Cancer survivor. Drive-thru ruiner.
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Doc Kennedy
@dockennedy.bsky.social
· Apr 29
In 1994, the Oscars should have included a category for "best use of a business card" category for "Clear and Present Danger"
He just gave everyone the meme quote for when the hamburger from heaven comes through.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
He just gave everyone the meme quote for when the hamburger from heaven comes through.
There are two main kinds of servicemen with beards: Special Forces operators, and black guys with skin conditions and medical exemptions. Which group do you think he doesn't want to meet with?
Hegseth refuses to meet US troops with beards during South Korea trip: report
Hegseth refuses to meet US troops with beards during South Korea trip: report
Hegseth refuses to meet US troops with beards during South Korea trip: report
www.independent.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There are two main kinds of servicemen with beards: Special Forces operators, and black guys with skin conditions and medical exemptions. Which group do you think he doesn't want to meet with?
A functioning press would have asked the obvious question *why* he had an MRI but the WH press is afraid of being booted out of they ask any probing questions so here we are.
Reporter: Did you get an MRI?
Trump: I did. I got an MRI. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you reports like I have given you. The doctors said some of the best reports they have ever seen.
Trump: I did. I got an MRI. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you reports like I have given you. The doctors said some of the best reports they have ever seen.
October 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A functioning press would have asked the obvious question *why* he had an MRI but the WH press is afraid of being booted out of they ask any probing questions so here we are.
Beyond no permits, approvals, historical preservation plan, etc. is $300+ million in no-bid design, demolition , and construction contracts that, prior to Cankles McTacotits, would have risen to Teapot Dome-level scandal, but in TrumpWorld, it's a Thursday.
Trump didn’t get the funding from oligarchs to destroy our WH because he was trying to save taxpayer money. He knew that Congress was not going to fund it, & even making the ask would have given the public advance notice and led to hearings. He wanted to do it like a King would.
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Beyond no permits, approvals, historical preservation plan, etc. is $300+ million in no-bid design, demolition , and construction contracts that, prior to Cankles McTacotits, would have risen to Teapot Dome-level scandal, but in TrumpWorld, it's a Thursday.
Between this and the ability to draw hyperaccurate maps down to the household level, we're ultimately going to end up with a permanent 220-215 House where all the competitive seats are wiped out and a "wave election" flips 8-10 seats (and thus control) instead of 30-40+
"The next front in the nation’s pitched battle over mid-decade congressional redistricting is opening in Virginia, where Democrats are planning the first step toward redrawing congressional maps"
no paywall
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/u...
no paywall
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/u...
Virginia Democrats Plan to Redraw House Maps in Redistricting Push
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Between this and the ability to draw hyperaccurate maps down to the household level, we're ultimately going to end up with a permanent 220-215 House where all the competitive seats are wiped out and a "wave election" flips 8-10 seats (and thus control) instead of 30-40+
Reminder: MAGA Mike stalling the discharge petition isn't just protecting Mango, it's self-preservation for 217 House members. That vote puts them on the record. We're never gonna see the real files but "s/he voted to protect ped0s" is a heck of a campaign ad for a challenger in the midterms.
October 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Reminder: MAGA Mike stalling the discharge petition isn't just protecting Mango, it's self-preservation for 217 House members. That vote puts them on the record. We're never gonna see the real files but "s/he voted to protect ped0s" is a heck of a campaign ad for a challenger in the midterms.
A) NC is already extremely gerrymandered, from 7-7 in 2022 to 11-3 if this goes as they hope
B) This is Phil Berger's attempt to win Big Orange's favor as Berger is in a bitter primary fight against a MAGA challenger
B) This is Phil Berger's attempt to win Big Orange's favor as Berger is in a bitter primary fight against a MAGA challenger
🚨BREAKING: North Carolina became the latest GOP-controlled state to announce it will gerrymander its congressional map to please President Donald Trump. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
North Carolina Is Latest Gop-Controlled State To Announce a Gerrymander
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A) NC is already extremely gerrymandered, from 7-7 in 2022 to 11-3 if this goes as they hope
B) This is Phil Berger's attempt to win Big Orange's favor as Berger is in a bitter primary fight against a MAGA challenger
B) This is Phil Berger's attempt to win Big Orange's favor as Berger is in a bitter primary fight against a MAGA challenger
Someone did work and Trump didn't pay them? I'm shocked. 🙄
Trump promised free plane tickets and $1,000 “exit bonuses” to immigrants who opted to self-deport.
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
ProPublica spoke to a dozen Venezuelan immigrants who said they followed the president’s instructions, yet never received the promised assistance.
“I Don’t Want to Be Here Anymore”: They Tried to Self-Deport, Then Got Stranded in Trump’s America
Venezuelan immigrants signed up for a Trump-promoted app called CBP Home, which promised a safe and easy way to leave the country, and prepared to leave on their given departure dates. Those dates hav...
www.propublica.org
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Someone did work and Trump didn't pay them? I'm shocked. 🙄
See what happened was
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
Archives banned making copies.
Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
October 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
See what happened was
Reposted by Doc Kennedy
Bill Belichick's uneven performance as head coach at North Carolina raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.
October 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bill Belichick's uneven performance as head coach at North Carolina raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental acuity.
LOL at saying "Shut up and dribble" to the Pope
As Pope Leo begins to reveal some of his views on divisive issues, some conservative critics of his predecessor are rejecting the possible rise of another “liberal pope.”
As Pope Leo riles conservatives, some say ‘just focus on the church’
Conservatives who hoped that Leo, the first U.S.-born pope, would be more of a traditionalist instead hear echoes of his predecessor, Francis, in his public statements.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
LOL at saying "Shut up and dribble" to the Pope
The legendary collaboration we've all waited for: @ncrabbithole.com and @samwalkerobxnews.com. A must-listen.
Here’s @samwalkerobxnews.com and me answering every possible question you may have about the collapsing Outer Banks houses www.ncrabbithole.com/p/why-are-so...
Why Are SO MANY Outer Banks houses collapsing into the ocean?
Nine homes have been taken out by the Atlantic Ocean in just the last few weeks? Why so many? Why now? We asked a longtime Outer Banks journalist for some answers.
www.ncrabbithole.com
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The legendary collaboration we've all waited for: @ncrabbithole.com and @samwalkerobxnews.com. A must-listen.
bUt WhAt aBoUt cLOuDs?
-the geniuses in charge in America
-the geniuses in charge in America
Solar energy is now so cheap it costs as little as €0.023 to produce one unit of power, a new study has found.
Solar power named the world’s cheapest energy source
Solar energy is now so cheap it costs as little as €0.023 to produce one unit of power, a new study has found.
l.euronews.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
bUt WhAt aBoUt cLOuDs?
-the geniuses in charge in America
-the geniuses in charge in America
TACO is often used with this administration but my acronym is EGG: ego, grievance, or grift. Any Trump action falls into one of those three categories.
(Notice "governing" is not one of the Gs)
(Notice "governing" is not one of the Gs)
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
TACO is often used with this administration but my acronym is EGG: ego, grievance, or grift. Any Trump action falls into one of those three categories.
(Notice "governing" is not one of the Gs)
(Notice "governing" is not one of the Gs)
All this performative drama by Bondi for an audience of one
PADILLA: Do you believe govt officials are obligated to follow court orders whether they agree with them or not, yes or no?
BONDI: I wish you loved your state of California as much as you hate President Trump
PADILLA: I asked a simple yes or no question
BONDI: I wish you loved your state of California as much as you hate President Trump
PADILLA: I asked a simple yes or no question
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
All this performative drama by Bondi for an audience of one
Fortunately Jake and Elwood Blues knew how to handle that situation
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fortunately Jake and Elwood Blues knew how to handle that situation
And my in-laws, who had never heard of CK before last Wednesday, will now think this is true because a Catholic cardinal said so, without ever reading or hearing anything CK actually said.
Cardinal Timothy Dolan on Fox & Friends on Charlie Kirk: "This guy is a modern day St Paul. He was a missionary, he's an evangelist, he's a hero. He's one I think that knows what Jesus meant when he said 'the truth will set you free.'"
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
And my in-laws, who had never heard of CK before last Wednesday, will now think this is true because a Catholic cardinal said so, without ever reading or hearing anything CK actually said.
Reposted by Doc Kennedy
Republicans turning Congress into an advisory committee is hilarious. Waved their pocket Constitutions around for decades and just decided "You know what? Nevermind."
September 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Republicans turning Congress into an advisory committee is hilarious. Waved their pocket Constitutions around for decades and just decided "You know what? Nevermind."
I agree don't boo him but don't give name to the abuser either.
It would be really cool if "RELEASE THE FILES" rained down whenever tennis wasn't being played for 3 full hours or until he leaves.
It would be really cool if "RELEASE THE FILES" rained down whenever tennis wasn't being played for 3 full hours or until he leaves.
Trump is returning to where he was epically booed — this time 'disruptions' are censored
www.rawstory.com/trump-us-ope...
Trump wants broadcasters not to air booing him
Don't boo him
Just SHOUT
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
www.rawstory.com/trump-us-ope...
Trump wants broadcasters not to air booing him
Don't boo him
Just SHOUT
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
September 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I agree don't boo him but don't give name to the abuser either.
It would be really cool if "RELEASE THE FILES" rained down whenever tennis wasn't being played for 3 full hours or until he leaves.
It would be really cool if "RELEASE THE FILES" rained down whenever tennis wasn't being played for 3 full hours or until he leaves.
I thought Season 2 of "The Residence" was canceled 🤔
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House
wtaf
wtaf
September 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I thought Season 2 of "The Residence" was canceled 🤔
I'm sure he is a lying jackweasel but he didn't make this remark in the context it's being portrayed. You can hear a lady say "we didn't come to hear your lies" and this was his smug response.
By all means these folks need to be held accountable but it doesn't help to post an inaccurate context.
By all means these folks need to be held accountable but it doesn't help to post an inaccurate context.
Rep. Mark Alford to his angry constituents: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?"
#BlueCrew
#BlueCrew
August 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm sure he is a lying jackweasel but he didn't make this remark in the context it's being portrayed. You can hear a lady say "we didn't come to hear your lies" and this was his smug response.
By all means these folks need to be held accountable but it doesn't help to post an inaccurate context.
By all means these folks need to be held accountable but it doesn't help to post an inaccurate context.
Oh my dear goodness.
She was not "invited in".
She did not comply.
She is the actual result of this fever dream the Right has of armed military/cops facing protesters. But since she died in service of the Big Lie, Cheeto Jesus makes her a martyr, complete with cash settlement and military honors 🤦♂️
She was not "invited in".
She did not comply.
She is the actual result of this fever dream the Right has of armed military/cops facing protesters. But since she died in service of the Big Lie, Cheeto Jesus makes her a martyr, complete with cash settlement and military honors 🤦♂️
"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."
Ashli Babbitt Already Got What She Deserved
She doesn't deserve full military honors.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
August 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Oh my dear goodness.
She was not "invited in".
She did not comply.
She is the actual result of this fever dream the Right has of armed military/cops facing protesters. But since she died in service of the Big Lie, Cheeto Jesus makes her a martyr, complete with cash settlement and military honors 🤦♂️
She was not "invited in".
She did not comply.
She is the actual result of this fever dream the Right has of armed military/cops facing protesters. But since she died in service of the Big Lie, Cheeto Jesus makes her a martyr, complete with cash settlement and military honors 🤦♂️
I'm guessing he has his concealer on his hands today because he's back to playing the accordion
Trump: "'Trump is a dictator' -- most people say, if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants."
August 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm guessing he has his concealer on his hands today because he's back to playing the accordion
Not enough people are making the throughline connection: a duly elected Texas state rep (black and female BTW) is being forcibly imprisoned for not surrendering her basic human rights because Trump asked Texas to help him rig next year's midterm elections.
This is Trump's America.
This is Trump's America.
August 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Not enough people are making the throughline connection: a duly elected Texas state rep (black and female BTW) is being forcibly imprisoned for not surrendering her basic human rights because Trump asked Texas to help him rig next year's midterm elections.
This is Trump's America.
This is Trump's America.