David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Live every day such that if Trevor Lee knew you existed he would cry into his pillow.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
This year I have multiple Valentines and they're all made of silicone.
February 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
This year I have multiple Valentines and they're all made of silicone.
Growing up Mormon makes this title read very differently than it would for most Christians.
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Growing up Mormon makes this title read very differently than it would for most Christians.
Paint doesn't stop cars. Concrete does. Today I'm team concrete
In Milan, drivers are mad at the concrete curb of a new bike lane. The curb is doing exactly what it’s supposed to do, as you can see in the photo
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Paint doesn't stop cars. Concrete does. Today I'm team concrete
The public comment period is over. The committee has voted unanimously to get the Cerberus skeleton
My co-worker's partner works at a tattoo shop and he just texted me about a flash sale they're doing tomorrow and unless the universe tells me no I'm going to end up with a Cerberus skeleton on my leg.
www.instagram.com/p/DUWTtHPEszq/
www.instagram.com/p/DUWTtHPEszq/
puncturedpiercing on Instagram: "Next weekend we have a couple of dash days. Friday the 13th, and Valentine’s! We will be releasing more sheets and pricing later in…"
Next weekend we have a couple of dash days. Friday the 13th, and Valentine’s! We will be releasing more sheets and pricing later in the week. Call or message with questions or to book an appointment. These sheets are by @krysanthemum.tattoos @river_rat_tats @caseywardell_tattoo
www.instagram.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
The public comment period is over. The committee has voted unanimously to get the Cerberus skeleton
My co-worker's partner works at a tattoo shop and he just texted me about a flash sale they're doing tomorrow and unless the universe tells me no I'm going to end up with a Cerberus skeleton on my leg.
www.instagram.com/p/DUWTtHPEszq/
www.instagram.com/p/DUWTtHPEszq/
puncturedpiercing on Instagram: "Next weekend we have a couple of dash days. Friday the 13th, and Valentine’s! We will be releasing more sheets and pricing later in…"
Next weekend we have a couple of dash days. Friday the 13th, and Valentine’s! We will be releasing more sheets and pricing later in the week. Call or message with questions or to book an appointment. These sheets are by @krysanthemum.tattoos @river_rat_tats @caseywardell_tattoo
www.instagram.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
My co-worker's partner works at a tattoo shop and he just texted me about a flash sale they're doing tomorrow and unless the universe tells me no I'm going to end up with a Cerberus skeleton on my leg.
www.instagram.com/p/DUWTtHPEszq/
www.instagram.com/p/DUWTtHPEszq/
Every time I hear someone say, "I never learned this in school" I assume you just weren't paying attention. I learned about religion as a motivating factor for the founders. I learned how to do my taxes. Your decision not to pay attention is a you problem, not an educator problem.
Everyone speaking in favor of this bill (all non educators): This gives teachers clarity and support.
The actual teachers in the room speaking against it: This bill makes our job harder.
The actual teachers in the room speaking against it: This bill makes our job harder.
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Every time I hear someone say, "I never learned this in school" I assume you just weren't paying attention. I learned about religion as a motivating factor for the founders. I learned how to do my taxes. Your decision not to pay attention is a you problem, not an educator problem.
Everyone speaking in favor of this bill (all non educators): This gives teachers clarity and support.
The actual teachers in the room speaking against it: This bill makes our job harder.
The actual teachers in the room speaking against it: This bill makes our job harder.
February 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Everyone speaking in favor of this bill (all non educators): This gives teachers clarity and support.
The actual teachers in the room speaking against it: This bill makes our job harder.
The actual teachers in the room speaking against it: This bill makes our job harder.
Currently seated next to a bunch of members of the Eagle Forum and I'm pretty sure they're here to speak in support of one of the bills I'm here to speak in opposition to.
I have today off, so of course I'm spending it at the state capitol meeting with my representative and hoping to participate in public comment at the education committee hearing today.
February 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Currently seated next to a bunch of members of the Eagle Forum and I'm pretty sure they're here to speak in support of one of the bills I'm here to speak in opposition to.
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The fuck?
Do not, under any circumstances, download Epstein media
Do not, under any circumstances, download Epstein media
Since this is coming up as a topic because the DOJ is a pack of fuckups I wouldn't advise downloading any video or audio material they hosted without some deep soul searching as to the psychic damage and the legality of it.
Seems like a minefield for no reward for over 99 percent of folk here.
Seems like a minefield for no reward for over 99 percent of folk here.
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
The fuck?
Do not, under any circumstances, download Epstein media
Do not, under any circumstances, download Epstein media
I have today off, so of course I'm spending it at the state capitol meeting with my representative and hoping to participate in public comment at the education committee hearing today.
February 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I have today off, so of course I'm spending it at the state capitol meeting with my representative and hoping to participate in public comment at the education committee hearing today.
"Saying not to make AI rape porn of your political enemies is actually defending them and their political positions"
-This rape porn apologist ↓
-This rape porn apologist ↓
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"Saying not to make AI rape porn of your political enemies is actually defending them and their political positions"
-This rape porn apologist ↓
-This rape porn apologist ↓
It should be illegal for Trevor Lee to propose new bills
February 13, 2026 at 12:46 AM
It should be illegal for Trevor Lee to propose new bills
I fell each of these in my bones
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I fell each of these in my bones
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Letter: Trump’s racist video of the Obamas was aimed directly at his base of white nationalists. It was not a mistake. Burgess Owens would do well to understand that.
Letter: Rep. Burgess Owens is willing to make excuses for Trump no matter what
Letter: Trump’s racist video of the Obamas was aimed directly at his base of white nationalists. It was not a mistake. Burgess Owens would do well to understand that.
www.sltrib.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Letter: Trump’s racist video of the Obamas was aimed directly at his base of white nationalists. It was not a mistake. Burgess Owens would do well to understand that.
Every teacher, coach, secretary, assistant, etc. that takes advantage of their sacred duty to care for and protect their students deserves to be thrown directly into the closest active volcano. 1/
A former assistant basketball coach at Maple Mountain High School was charged Monday with sexually abusing two teen girls in exchange for providing them alcohol. https://ow.ly/3ci150Ye7vr
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Every teacher, coach, secretary, assistant, etc. that takes advantage of their sacred duty to care for and protect their students deserves to be thrown directly into the closest active volcano. 1/
As a general rule: Good marriages don't end in divorce. Good marriages have already turned bad for a while by the time divorce comes around. 1/
As someone who's been divorced: both
I'm sorry your marriage developed in a way that made divorce the right answer for you but glad you're out of a marriage that made divorce the right answer for you
I'm sorry your marriage developed in a way that made divorce the right answer for you but glad you're out of a marriage that made divorce the right answer for you
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
As a general rule: Good marriages don't end in divorce. Good marriages have already turned bad for a while by the time divorce comes around. 1/
I would pay a month's wages to LDS Philanthropies if Dallin Oaks, at the next LDS General Conference, were to give a talk in which he said, "Stop sharing your testimony at every possible opportunity. 1/
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I would pay a month's wages to LDS Philanthropies if Dallin Oaks, at the next LDS General Conference, were to give a talk in which he said, "Stop sharing your testimony at every possible opportunity. 1/
Post a banger that isn't in English? I get pumped every time this comes on. Thank you, high school Spanish class.
youtu.be/pmYtefifbx0
youtu.be/pmYtefifbx0
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English? I get pumped every time this comes on. Thank you, high school Spanish class.
youtu.be/pmYtefifbx0
youtu.be/pmYtefifbx0
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Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.”
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
This is why we need to be telling our stories.
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This is the most uninformed thing a person has ever chosen to write.
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
Green Day avoids making political statement during Super Bowl 2026 opening performance
A rocking start to the Super Bowl.
pagesix.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This is the most uninformed thing a person has ever chosen to write.
My mom had a bag of chocolate kisses shipped to my house for Valentine's Day.
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
My mom had a bag of chocolate kisses shipped to my house for Valentine's Day.
I kinda want to show up to the Super Bowl party I'm going to in my pup hood and insist I'm part of the Puppy Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I kinda want to show up to the Super Bowl party I'm going to in my pup hood and insist I'm part of the Puppy Bowl.
One day I was at a dinner party with a bunch of queer friends. As we were finishing the main meal the host said, "Alright, time for the fruit tart." I chimed in, "Excuse me, I have a name." She replied, "Would you rather we call you a sour fag?" I fell in love with her that day.
February 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
One day I was at a dinner party with a bunch of queer friends. As we were finishing the main meal the host said, "Alright, time for the fruit tart." I chimed in, "Excuse me, I have a name." She replied, "Would you rather we call you a sour fag?" I fell in love with her that day.
My brother's wife has very strict rules about what kind of candy her daughter (and I assume the twins she's pregnant with, as well) can have re: dyes, flavorants, sugars, etc. My dad and step mom keep buying things they hope will appease her. 1/
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My brother's wife has very strict rules about what kind of candy her daughter (and I assume the twins she's pregnant with, as well) can have re: dyes, flavorants, sugars, etc. My dad and step mom keep buying things they hope will appease her. 1/