David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Live every day such that if Trevor Lee knew you existed he would cry into his pillow.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Proof that there's not a loving God: My off the cuff political post I made on a whim yesterday is doing numbers, but my request for men in crop tops only resulted in exactly one (1) response.
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Proof that there's not a loving God: My off the cuff political post I made on a whim yesterday is doing numbers, but my request for men in crop tops only resulted in exactly one (1) response.
Sorry to my LDS followers if I'm coming off as a bit prickish today. I'm already in a bit of a bad mood, but I went from being Holland's biggest fan boy to crying myself to sleep because of how he talked about people like me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sorry to my LDS followers if I'm coming off as a bit prickish today. I'm already in a bit of a bad mood, but I went from being Holland's biggest fan boy to crying myself to sleep because of how he talked about people like me.
KSL, which is owned by the LDS church, has a more neutral, less fawning headline than the tribune. Dafuq?
President Jeffrey Roy Holland, president of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, died Saturday at age 85.
Quorum of the 12 President Jeffrey R. Holland dies at age 85
President Jeffrey R. Holland, president of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, died early Saturday at age 85.
www.ksl.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
KSL, which is owned by the LDS church, has a more neutral, less fawning headline than the tribune. Dafuq?
I'm not really sure telling people to take up arms against The Gays™ is particularly benevolent, but I'm weird like that.
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
LDS apostle Jeffrey Holland, whose eloquence was exceeded only by his benevolence, dies at 85
LDS apostle Jeffrey Holland, whose eloquence was exceeded only by his benevolence, dies at 85
Popular Latter-day Saint apostle Jeffrey R. Holland, known for his powerful and poetic sermons, has died at age 85 from “complications associated with kidney disease."
www.sltrib.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm not really sure telling people to take up arms against The Gays™ is particularly benevolent, but I'm weird like that.
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
Confession: Holland was my favorite apostle, especially during my mission
I just saw someone refer to Ilya as "emotionally unavailable" and it's clear he's only watched maybe episode one of Heated Rivalry and definitely hasn't read the books.
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I just saw someone refer to Ilya as "emotionally unavailable" and it's clear he's only watched maybe episode one of Heated Rivalry and definitely hasn't read the books.
My former boss, who has no reason to remember my birthday and who I'm best known for drunk texting during summer break, texted me to say happy birthday. My ex's little sister texted me. My first girlfriend's mom posted on Facebook, as did the mom of a friend who ghosted me months ago.
Every year I keep my expectations very low for my birthday and every year for the last few years they've managed to not be met. You'd think "I want to stay friends" or "I want to stay part of your life" might include "Hey, sorry I've been super busy, but just wanted to say happy birthday".
There were a few people I was hoping to hear from today that I didn't. It really sucks.
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My former boss, who has no reason to remember my birthday and who I'm best known for drunk texting during summer break, texted me to say happy birthday. My ex's little sister texted me. My first girlfriend's mom posted on Facebook, as did the mom of a friend who ghosted me months ago.
Every year I keep my expectations very low for my birthday and every year for the last few years they've managed to not be met. You'd think "I want to stay friends" or "I want to stay part of your life" might include "Hey, sorry I've been super busy, but just wanted to say happy birthday".
There were a few people I was hoping to hear from today that I didn't. It really sucks.
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Every year I keep my expectations very low for my birthday and every year for the last few years they've managed to not be met. You'd think "I want to stay friends" or "I want to stay part of your life" might include "Hey, sorry I've been super busy, but just wanted to say happy birthday".
There were a few people I was hoping to hear from today that I didn't. It really sucks.
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
There were a few people I was hoping to hear from today that I didn't. It really sucks.
I forgot that my mom's preferred way to eat homemade chicken noodle soup is over mashed potatoes and it fucking slaps!
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I forgot that my mom's preferred way to eat homemade chicken noodle soup is over mashed potatoes and it fucking slaps!
Hot Take: Gender reveal parties are dumb. Don't have them. But if you're not going to be able to even feign excitement for any of the possibilities you'll see with that color pops out, definitely do not have them.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hot Take: Gender reveal parties are dumb. Don't have them. But if you're not going to be able to even feign excitement for any of the possibilities you'll see with that color pops out, definitely do not have them.
This is your friendly reminder that most people (regardless of their general political position) do not know, nor do they care about, the differences between leftist, liberal, and progressive.
December 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is your friendly reminder that most people (regardless of their general political position) do not know, nor do they care about, the differences between leftist, liberal, and progressive.
Facebook is weird because my first girlfriend's mom, who I haven't spoken to in at least 15 years, just wished me a happy birthday.
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Facebook is weird because my first girlfriend's mom, who I haven't spoken to in at least 15 years, just wished me a happy birthday.
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They are just deeply weird, unpleasant people.
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They are just deeply weird, unpleasant people.
Since I'm not getting endless pictures of men in crop tops I'm doing something else gay for my birthday: making my mom watch Wicked
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Since I'm not getting endless pictures of men in crop tops I'm doing something else gay for my birthday: making my mom watch Wicked
Straight men in Rexburg can't figure out "take her to lunch and talk with her" on their own...
The Date Machine is a bright pink and white vending machine stocked with envelopes containing curated dating experiences. Students can buy a complete date in pricing tiers ranging from $5 to $35 each.
The Date Machine is BYU-I college duo's solution to perceived challenges meeting the opposite sex
The Date Machine is a bright pink and white vending machine stocked with envelopes containing curated dating experiences. Students can buy a complete date in pricing tiers ranging from $5 to $35 each.
www.ksl.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Straight men in Rexburg can't figure out "take her to lunch and talk with her" on their own...
The whole Tewson family is dangerous and you engage at your own peril, but also at your greatest amusement
Also when 19 (14 at the time) tagged Vic Mignogna on Twitter and said “you look like you smell like nickels and strawberry vape juice”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The whole Tewson family is dangerous and you engage at your own peril, but also at your greatest amusement
It's my birthday and I get to be slightly horny on main and this is exactly what I want from everyone.
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It's my birthday and I get to be slightly horny on main and this is exactly what I want from everyone.
The lack of men sending me selfies of themselves in crop tops on my birthday feels like a hate crime
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The lack of men sending me selfies of themselves in crop tops on my birthday feels like a hate crime
My (very, very Mormon) mom showed genuine interest in my new tattoo and was going to buy me coffee gear for Christmas but didn't because she couldn't find it in the color I wanted. I should go through a painful breakup and then have a family member get diagnosed with cancer every year.
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My (very, very Mormon) mom showed genuine interest in my new tattoo and was going to buy me coffee gear for Christmas but didn't because she couldn't find it in the color I wanted. I should go through a painful breakup and then have a family member get diagnosed with cancer every year.
Reposted by David (he/him)
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
My mom got me earrings that have the same neurotransmitter that's in my antidepressant for my birthday
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My mom got me earrings that have the same neurotransmitter that's in my antidepressant for my birthday
Good news. It's open
Time to go see if the tiny little drive through coffee shed in my tiny home town is open on this, the most important of days
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Good news. It's open
Time to go see if the tiny little drive through coffee shed in my tiny home town is open on this, the most important of days
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Time to go see if the tiny little drive through coffee shed in my tiny home town is open on this, the most important of days
New Christmas tradition: Binge watching Heated Rivalry
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
New Christmas tradition: Binge watching Heated Rivalry
Ilya was well written in the book and even better written in the show and even better written in the sequel and season 2 is going to have a hell of a time living up to that but I think they can do it and I'm so fucking excited for it and not even for horny reasons.
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Ilya was well written in the book and even better written in the show and even better written in the sequel and season 2 is going to have a hell of a time living up to that but I think they can do it and I'm so fucking excited for it and not even for horny reasons.