David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
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David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Live every day such that if Trevor Lee knew you existed he would cry into his pillow.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
Not pictured: my Trans Pride socks.
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fuckin’ yikes
this coulda just ended as a shitty mean-spirited joke, but the rationale, assumptions of inexperience or lack of knowing oneself, and doubling down on the “joke” in the replies is just the language of good ol’ fashioned sexual coercion, great job
this coulda just ended as a shitty mean-spirited joke, but the rationale, assumptions of inexperience or lack of knowing oneself, and doubling down on the “joke” in the replies is just the language of good ol’ fashioned sexual coercion, great job
“I’m a side”
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
okay well why don’t you sit yourself next to the mashed potatoes and gravy since you wanna identify as a food group
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
fuckin’ yikes
this coulda just ended as a shitty mean-spirited joke, but the rationale, assumptions of inexperience or lack of knowing oneself, and doubling down on the “joke” in the replies is just the language of good ol’ fashioned sexual coercion, great job
this coulda just ended as a shitty mean-spirited joke, but the rationale, assumptions of inexperience or lack of knowing oneself, and doubling down on the “joke” in the replies is just the language of good ol’ fashioned sexual coercion, great job
I'm aghast!
@dkbell0.bsky.social has swears! They've used 662 profanities in their last 3,369 posts.
🥇 "shit" (103 times)
🥈 "fuck" (87 times)
🥉 "fucking" (53 times)
🥇 "shit" (103 times)
🥈 "fuck" (87 times)
🥉 "fucking" (53 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'm aghast!
@profanity.accountant how much am I cussing?
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
@profanity.accountant how much am I cussing?
I see we're doing @profanity.accountant again?
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I see we're doing @profanity.accountant again?
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Fuck off and let people be. Doctor's orders.
Always love to see great talent using their platform for unabashed good.
'F*** Off And Let People Be': David Tennant Doubles Down On Support For Trans People
"People are trying to create division... and it's so f***ing unnecessary."
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Fuck off and let people be. Doctor's orders.
The artist who did my phoenix tattoo is doing a flash sale and guess who's walking out of 2025 with a new, meaningless tattoo that he just thinks will look cool
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The artist who did my phoenix tattoo is doing a flash sale and guess who's walking out of 2025 with a new, meaningless tattoo that he just thinks will look cool
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I’m just a simple country hyperchicken, but it’s probably because as much as intellectual property is maligned as “owning an idea” using the same broad premise as an existing work isn’t copyright infringement.
It’d be like asking why Conan Doyle didn’t sue Agatha Christie.
It’d be like asking why Conan Doyle didn’t sue Agatha Christie.
Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino has said The Hunger Games "ripped off" Battle Royale, and expressed surprise that the Japanese writer of the cult classic original didn’t sue The Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins. https://bit.ly/44fDUkf
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m just a simple country hyperchicken, but it’s probably because as much as intellectual property is maligned as “owning an idea” using the same broad premise as an existing work isn’t copyright infringement.
It’d be like asking why Conan Doyle didn’t sue Agatha Christie.
It’d be like asking why Conan Doyle didn’t sue Agatha Christie.
Fuck
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Fuck
Walking around the house in underwear and a T-shirt, making soup is really the best thing I could do for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Walking around the house in underwear and a T-shirt, making soup is really the best thing I could do for Thanksgiving.
Imma wake up Thanksgiving morning with a hangover and I'm fucking here for it.
Please do not link to this skeet when I'm bitching about my hangover in the morning
Please do not link to this skeet when I'm bitching about my hangover in the morning
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Imma wake up Thanksgiving morning with a hangover and I'm fucking here for it.
Please do not link to this skeet when I'm bitching about my hangover in the morning
Please do not link to this skeet when I'm bitching about my hangover in the morning
Sure, sex is great, but have you tried sodomy, which some day isn't actual sex but still feels great!
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Sure, sex is great, but have you tried sodomy, which some day isn't actual sex but still feels great!
If you must own a car, own a hatchback.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you must own a car, own a hatchback.
I love the Wicked movies. Grande and Erivo have great voices and play the roles well.
My Wicked Hot Take™ is that the original Broadway versions of the songs are better for listening and singing along to at home or in the car or whatever. The movie versions include stuff that only works on screen.
My Wicked Hot Take™ is that the original Broadway versions of the songs are better for listening and singing along to at home or in the car or whatever. The movie versions include stuff that only works on screen.
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I love the Wicked movies. Grande and Erivo have great voices and play the roles well.
My Wicked Hot Take™ is that the original Broadway versions of the songs are better for listening and singing along to at home or in the car or whatever. The movie versions include stuff that only works on screen.
My Wicked Hot Take™ is that the original Broadway versions of the songs are better for listening and singing along to at home or in the car or whatever. The movie versions include stuff that only works on screen.
New MxPx merch drops in 2 hours and 32 minutes and I'm trying to convince myself to only buy the Christmas sweater.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
New MxPx merch drops in 2 hours and 32 minutes and I'm trying to convince myself to only buy the Christmas sweater.
Watching Bakeoff Australia on YouTube and it's weird seeing @tomwalker.bsky.social as a wholesome gentle giant when my main experience with him is his appearances on Dragon Friends, where nobody is wholesome.
Bakeoff Australia takes place in a shed instead of a tent and I think that's beautiful.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Watching Bakeoff Australia on YouTube and it's weird seeing @tomwalker.bsky.social as a wholesome gentle giant when my main experience with him is his appearances on Dragon Friends, where nobody is wholesome.
Bakeoff Australia takes place in a shed instead of a tent and I think that's beautiful.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bakeoff Australia takes place in a shed instead of a tent and I think that's beautiful.
Irwin DWTS Dynasty!
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Irwin DWTS Dynasty!
Trying to do laundry and Ex has all of the laundry baskets in the house in use. I asked him if he could clear any up for me. He did one. And now he still has all of them because he'd left stuff in the dryer. We have six baskets for clean laundry.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Trying to do laundry and Ex has all of the laundry baskets in the house in use. I asked him if he could clear any up for me. He did one. And now he still has all of them because he'd left stuff in the dryer. We have six baskets for clean laundry.
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Some of the greatest hits by the Utah GOP, all in one article:
1. Baseless fearmongering about Utah turning into California
2. A disdain for voters being able to choose for themselves.
Classic
1. Baseless fearmongering about Utah turning into California
2. A disdain for voters being able to choose for themselves.
Classic
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Some of the greatest hits by the Utah GOP, all in one article:
1. Baseless fearmongering about Utah turning into California
2. A disdain for voters being able to choose for themselves.
Classic
1. Baseless fearmongering about Utah turning into California
2. A disdain for voters being able to choose for themselves.
Classic
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Do you think he’ll have a section on him throwing away his moderate shtick and going all in on Trump?
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox on Tuesday confirmed he is writing a book about the "polarization" of the country, but says the effort doesn't signal that he plans to run for president. https://ow.ly/miem50XxMlo
Cox says he's writing a book but has no plans to run for president
Utah Gov. Spencer Cox is holding his monthly PBS Utah press conference.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Do you think he’ll have a section on him throwing away his moderate shtick and going all in on Trump?
This whole thread is particularly crazy given that one of the top 5 closest, most trusted people in my life right now is [name redacted]'s ex. It was a group chat with him and another close friend that I first reached out to anyone outside of family regarding my dad.
I asked Ex if he could take care of the doggo a few extra times this week for me to be able to have a social life. He agreed with the caveat, "I can't take care of him Monday mornings." That's generally not a problem, Mondays are seldom days off for me, so being home Monday mornings is standard.
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This whole thread is particularly crazy given that one of the top 5 closest, most trusted people in my life right now is [name redacted]'s ex. It was a group chat with him and another close friend that I first reached out to anyone outside of family regarding my dad.
I asked Ex if he could take care of the doggo a few extra times this week for me to be able to have a social life. He agreed with the caveat, "I can't take care of him Monday mornings." That's generally not a problem, Mondays are seldom days off for me, so being home Monday mornings is standard.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I asked Ex if he could take care of the doggo a few extra times this week for me to be able to have a social life. He agreed with the caveat, "I can't take care of him Monday mornings." That's generally not a problem, Mondays are seldom days off for me, so being home Monday mornings is standard.
I'm going to get wasted and watch DWTS alone in my bedroom
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm going to get wasted and watch DWTS alone in my bedroom
My dad might have cancer. My partner of 10 years recently broke up with me. Life kinda really fucking sucks right now. And my two older siblings are in the sibling chat doing the whole "this is all part of God's unknowable plan" bullshit and I'm really not here for it
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My dad might have cancer. My partner of 10 years recently broke up with me. Life kinda really fucking sucks right now. And my two older siblings are in the sibling chat doing the whole "this is all part of God's unknowable plan" bullshit and I'm really not here for it
White men in Utah with three letter last names are the absolute fucking worst
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
White men in Utah with three letter last names are the absolute fucking worst