David (he/him)
@dkbell0.bsky.social
Public school teacher; former Mormon; flaming homosexual; Hog Terrorist™; possibly not a furry; now occasionally somewhat horny on main
I'm not an IMAX connoisseur, so I guess we'll find out
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not an IMAX connoisseur, so I guess we'll find out
To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
To show my money is where my mouth is, my $25 is now $91. Keep kicking ass, @gregdoucette.bsky.social
How much do you want to bet that they think this will get him out of his civil liabilities in the cases he's lost?
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
How much do you want to bet that they think this will get him out of his civil liabilities in the cases he's lost?
My sister just sent me a picture of me holding my niece a few days after she was born. My niece is now the same age I was when that picture was taken.
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My sister just sent me a picture of me holding my niece a few days after she was born. My niece is now the same age I was when that picture was taken.
Who hell would this offend?
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Who hell would this offend?
One month without missing a single day.
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
One month without missing a single day.
Changed the background on my phone to this picture of my doggo and it's making me smile every time I pull out my phone. This little shit is so goddamn amazing.
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Changed the background on my phone to this picture of my doggo and it's making me smile every time I pull out my phone. This little shit is so goddamn amazing.
We ain't got no money to pay, we'll get in anyway
September 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We ain't got no money to pay, we'll get in anyway
Quoted skeet for the curious
September 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Quoted skeet for the curious
For the curious, this was the quoted skeet
September 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
For the curious, this was the quoted skeet
My hair is doing weird things. I'm growing it out, and it's at the "middle aged philosophy professor in every movie" length, but one side flairs out when it dries, and the other lays flat or curls in.
September 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My hair is doing weird things. I'm growing it out, and it's at the "middle aged philosophy professor in every movie" length, but one side flairs out when it dries, and the other lays flat or curls in.
This article is horseshit. They try to argue Cox has tried to cross the partisan divide; one argument for it is that he endorsed the presidential nominee of his own party after criticizing him. It's like they haven't paid any attention to Cox since he announced his campaign for governor. 1/3
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This article is horseshit. They try to argue Cox has tried to cross the partisan divide; one argument for it is that he endorsed the presidential nominee of his own party after criticizing him. It's like they haven't paid any attention to Cox since he announced his campaign for governor. 1/3
On one hand, they have properly defined lolsuit. On the other hand, they appear to think threadnought folks were the ones filing them?
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
On one hand, they have properly defined lolsuit. On the other hand, they appear to think threadnought folks were the ones filing them?
The most recent article you posted says nothing about admitting guilt or a judge ordering ABC to do anything. They agreed in the settlement to express regret. Not guilt.
September 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The most recent article you posted says nothing about admitting guilt or a judge ordering ABC to do anything. They agreed in the settlement to express regret. Not guilt.
Fuck you, Domino's.
(And for those that don't, you can't recycle grease covered cardboard, and if you do, it ruins the batch.)
(And for those that don't, you can't recycle grease covered cardboard, and if you do, it ruins the batch.)
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fuck you, Domino's.
(And for those that don't, you can't recycle grease covered cardboard, and if you do, it ruins the batch.)
(And for those that don't, you can't recycle grease covered cardboard, and if you do, it ruins the batch.)
So you haven't read even the first page?
August 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So you haven't read even the first page?
Didn't worry. He's definitely not being really weird and replying to random posts of mine with the answer to his riddle
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August 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Didn't worry. He's definitely not being really weird and replying to random posts of mine with the answer to his riddle
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Where in the part of the legal code you referred to does it day citizens are businesses?
August 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Where in the part of the legal code you referred to does it day citizens are businesses?
I don't have any tips, so here's Brody.
August 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don't have any tips, so here's Brody.
Imagine having so little of a personality that you have to replace it with "hating people from another state" and putting it on all your vehicles, and spelling it differently on each. And you wonder why I don't return to my hometown often.
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Imagine having so little of a personality that you have to replace it with "hating people from another state" and putting it on all your vehicles, and spelling it differently on each. And you wonder why I don't return to my hometown often.
Brody would like me to thank you for your kindness.
July 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Brody would like me to thank you for your kindness.
I really like to believe this was for me before he blocked me
July 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I really like to believe this was for me before he blocked me
I should be going to sleep. Instead I'm putting on my bath robe so I can go out to the garage and dig in a box for my mission journals to see if I can jog my memory.
July 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I should be going to sleep. Instead I'm putting on my bath robe so I can go out to the garage and dig in a box for my mission journals to see if I can jog my memory.
I'm sure he has some very thoughtful insights that aren't just gargling Trump's balls while pretending to give a fuck about anyone who isn't a cisgender, heterosexual, white, conservative Christian.
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm sure he has some very thoughtful insights that aren't just gargling Trump's balls while pretending to give a fuck about anyone who isn't a cisgender, heterosexual, white, conservative Christian.