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Daniel Joslyn
@djoslyn.bsky.social
Attorney in Las Vegas and writer for Watchers: the Virtual Series (thewatcherscouncil.net). All opinions solely my own. Lots of movie posting and general nerdery with occasional baseball and dog pictures is where I picture this going. He/him
Lame, Patriots. Never normal fail. Failing spectacularly is way more fun. #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Also the Seahawks just scored a TD and that's gonna be enough. I am glad. Now rooting for Patriots to be shut out because that would be hilarious. #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
So we're just doing "AI will kill you, so you should let it" ads? #SuperBowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Even though I didn’t understand the lyrics, I saw a beautiful celebration and well produced “show” during that halftime. Way to go, Bad Bunny! #Superbowllx #badbunny #halftimeshow
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
People complaining this game is boring at bad at watching football IMO. This is spectacular defense. #superbowlLX
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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American Idiot playing on Super Bowl Sunday at this precise moment in American history is surreal. Here's to us not letting the point sail over our heads.

#SuperBowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Green Day playing American Idiot while Tom Brady and Peyton Manning dance awkwardly on stage with them is going to be hard to top. #SuperBowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The Secret Agent (2025) I and pretty much everybody else at the Beverly Theater here in Vegas last night had a really great time at the showing last night. Wagner Moura is a Best Actor contender for his central role in this Brazilian thriller set during the country's turbulent 1970s. #Filmsky 📽️
February 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Miami Connection (1987) This recently rediscovered gem has been called "the worst movie of the 80s" but it is also a joy. A rock band made up orphans with taekwondo training fights a bunch of drug-running ninjas to the death while playing songs that are either good or so bad they're good. #Filmsky 📽️
February 7, 2026 at 8:47 PM
The Olympic cauldron(s) are lit. They appear to be those fidget things you can buy at the science museum gift shop. But with fire. Happy Olympics, everybody! #Olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
AN ASTRONAUT IS GOING TO GIVE A LITTLE GIR A TOUR OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM THROUGH INTERPRETIVE DANCE THE OLYMPICS RULE SO HARD #Olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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THOSE BASTARDS

THEY MADE PITA TAUFOTOFUA WEAR A SHIRT

#Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
If more uniforms involved Robin Hood hats with feathers the world would be a way better place. #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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“There are things you must never do. For example, war.” Ghali. Italian rapper.

#OpeningCeremonies #Olympics
February 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The last several Olympics have done “Imagine” in this spot, but the Italians are going for weird, artsy Italian rap and I am here for it. #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
If this whole thing doesn’t give you goosebumps, what are we even doing as humans? #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Somebody needs to mute their computer audio for this zoom call, I’m hearing an echo. #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 9:44 PM
We have returned to speeches in time for “your vibe will be everyone’s vibe.” #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
So yeah NBC is just not showing the speeches. They have done multiple commercial breaks sandwiched around an Olympics hype video. #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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"Tradition is not the worship of ashes but the preservation of fire" is a pretty killer line, ngl #olympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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*strikes pose, pulls power morpher out from behind back*

“ITS MORPHING TIME!!!!!”

*giant Italian themed velociraptor zord comes crashing into the Olympic stadium*
#olympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
“This is like a movie taking place in front of our eyes.” So…like all movies? #olympics #milanocortina2026
February 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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More nightmare fuel from the opening ceremonies 😂 #olympics
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM