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back and worse than ever
genuinely hate it when i realize the power was inside of me all along
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This THURSDAY. All new GOSSIP NIGHT show ft. Izzy Roland, @julietprather.bsky.social, @djmausner.bsky.social, Andrew Stanton.

As always, your hosts: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rachel Pegram, Rekha Shankar and myself.

GET TIX HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...
May 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
shit to investigate fart
March 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
the bristol stool chart? you mean the dookie decimal system?
March 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
that earthquake made my fupa jiggle
March 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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:Bene Gesserit voice: B̵͉͙̳̞͖̣̹̩̎̐͋͒é̸̲̤͚̼̺̅͌̒ͅe̴̢̞̭̒̌͌͝r̵͕̝̰͑͐ ̷̮̠́̿̇̃̑̍̇̂̏ͅM̴̢̳̰̥͙͖͕͐e̷̝͛̍͊̏̉̚̚͘͠ ̸̬͚̺͉͔̤̽̽̊͊́͝
February 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Incredible news!

The Trump administration's under 19 trans care ban has been BLOCKED in federal court via a bench temporary restraining order.

The administration CANNOT withhold funds from hospitals providing trans youth care.

ACLU statement here:
February 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
February 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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🚨TONIGHT!

🔊 A new Make Some Noise launches on @dropouttv.bsky.social at 7pm ET / 4pm PT!

Starring host @samreich.bsky.social, and guests:
🗣️ Jess McKenna
🗣️ @scrambieggs.bsky.social
🗣️ DJ Mausner
February 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Excellent short read
I think a lot of folks could benefit from taking a minute to read this from @tuck.bsky.social (and support Gender Reveal while you’re there).

www.patreon.com/posts/121361...
literally what can we do | Tuck Woodstock
Get more from Tuck Woodstock on Patreon
www.patreon.com
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
you know at the beginning of Crazy Frog when it’s like “wh-wh-what’s going on?” thats how i’ve felt since 2020
January 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
this is where im posting from
January 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
there is no masc shortage we’re just short. look down
January 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
wind storm warning is in effect in los angeles. be careful out there.
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
nosferatu is abt the universal experience of trying to be free of a disgusting guy you fucked as a teenager
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i turned auto correct off on imessage bc it kept fucking up my texts but its been a few weeks now and its turns out im just incredibly stupid
January 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
microdosing boredom (didn’t bring phone into the bathroom)
January 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
you do not need to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. you need to do laundry
January 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
call me holy infant the way im tender and mild
January 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the murderer hiding in my closet probs gets so mad when i stand in the middle of the room scrolling on my phone for 20 mins
December 25, 2024 at 4:56 AM
they literally hated her but she was just queening out
December 25, 2024 at 4:55 AM
the pistachio hive really rose up this year
December 24, 2024 at 8:36 PM
long ago, the four genders lived in harmony
December 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM