Djangus
@djangus.bsky.social
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Creator & Founder @ Skidmark Stickers
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Trump I Did That Stickers: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNGDTF9R
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DEATH TO AI
Creator & Founder @ Skidmark Stickers
Lego Fan
Pro Home Cook
Dog Dad
3D printing
I sell stickers
Trump I Did That Stickers: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DNGDTF9R
ABOLISH ICE
END GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE
TRANS RIGHTS=HUMAN RIGHTS
DEATH TO AI
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Djangus
@djangus.bsky.social
· Dec 21
Trump Sticker I Did That 10-Pieces by Skidmark Stickers
Show your support for your political beliefs with this funny "I Did That." Sticker featuring Donald Trump. This Vinyl Sticker is great for any use: Gas Pumps, Egg Prices, or Import Tariffs! Printed on quality vinyl with a glossy finish and a smooth paper backing. Manufactured for Skidmark Stickers
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Hey folks, still offering these because every day since his inauguration they have gotten more and more relevant. Help me by buying out these last ones before he kicks the bucket and they arent relevant anymore. (any day now! *fingers crossed emoji*)
Talarico needs to pivot and run in some nearby district or race so we can have both him and Crockett. I really like them both as candidates and am so disappointed to realize they are competing for the same spot. We could use both of them and their momentum in texas.
February 16, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Talarico needs to pivot and run in some nearby district or race so we can have both him and Crockett. I really like them both as candidates and am so disappointed to realize they are competing for the same spot. We could use both of them and their momentum in texas.
mfw I realized that Sherlock and Charles were related linguistically.
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 PM
mfw I realized that Sherlock and Charles were related linguistically.
I'd bet Gavin Newsom hasnt even played Elden Ring.
February 14, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I'd bet Gavin Newsom hasnt even played Elden Ring.
Dude it sucks R kelly is a monster cuz trapped in the closet was funny as f. I dont even wanna youtube it lest I give a coin of advertising to his estate but I wish I could enjoy that travesty again. Like stupid on a MAD TV level. I had friends who refused to believe it was real.
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Dude it sucks R kelly is a monster cuz trapped in the closet was funny as f. I dont even wanna youtube it lest I give a coin of advertising to his estate but I wish I could enjoy that travesty again. Like stupid on a MAD TV level. I had friends who refused to believe it was real.
just finished Cairn for the second time. Wow. totally worth a third playthrough too though ill probably take some time off first. Truly my GOTY SO FAR (only new game so far so dont get cocky)
February 14, 2026 at 11:39 AM
just finished Cairn for the second time. Wow. totally worth a third playthrough too though ill probably take some time off first. Truly my GOTY SO FAR (only new game so far so dont get cocky)
"You can 'Peacefully' Fuck Yourself" Kid for President. Nazis get hit.
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM
"You can 'Peacefully' Fuck Yourself" Kid for President. Nazis get hit.
Reposted by Djangus
Joe: "So I was like 'No way, Jeffrey. You're a scumbag and only a freak would hangout with you'"
Peter Thiel: "Mhmm"
Peter Atia: "Mhmm"
Donald Trump: "Mhmm"
Lawrence Krauss: "Mhmm"
Steven Pinker: "Mhmm"
Elon Musk: "I also turned him down! uhh like like only a scumbag would hangout with him..."
Peter Thiel: "Mhmm"
Peter Atia: "Mhmm"
Donald Trump: "Mhmm"
Lawrence Krauss: "Mhmm"
Steven Pinker: "Mhmm"
Elon Musk: "I also turned him down! uhh like like only a scumbag would hangout with him..."
Joe Rogan Says He Rejected Epstein Invite: “I Was Like, ‘B****, Are You High?”
The podcaster details turning down an invite after his name appeared in the Epstein files: "Like what the f*** are you even talking about?"
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Joe: "So I was like 'No way, Jeffrey. You're a scumbag and only a freak would hangout with you'"
Peter Thiel: "Mhmm"
Peter Atia: "Mhmm"
Donald Trump: "Mhmm"
Lawrence Krauss: "Mhmm"
Steven Pinker: "Mhmm"
Elon Musk: "I also turned him down! uhh like like only a scumbag would hangout with him..."
Peter Thiel: "Mhmm"
Peter Atia: "Mhmm"
Donald Trump: "Mhmm"
Lawrence Krauss: "Mhmm"
Steven Pinker: "Mhmm"
Elon Musk: "I also turned him down! uhh like like only a scumbag would hangout with him..."
I have a jar at home of my grandpa's smithereens.
(credit to Benny Feldman, check him out on youtube please)
I will never refer to an funerary urn in any other way.
(credit to Benny Feldman, check him out on youtube please)
I will never refer to an funerary urn in any other way.
February 14, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I have a jar at home of my grandpa's smithereens.
(credit to Benny Feldman, check him out on youtube please)
I will never refer to an funerary urn in any other way.
(credit to Benny Feldman, check him out on youtube please)
I will never refer to an funerary urn in any other way.
I love the implication that the Who's in Whoville (and the Grinch, who altogether live on a speck of dust on a piece of clover held by the trunk of a neurotic elephant,) are practicing christians.
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I love the implication that the Who's in Whoville (and the Grinch, who altogether live on a speck of dust on a piece of clover held by the trunk of a neurotic elephant,) are practicing christians.
To the tune of "Running up that Hill" by kate bush
A ballad of new IBS meds.
🎵
"If I only poo'd
Id make a stinky log,
and rub it on all your faces!
be runny from my pills
all runny from my holes
im shitting from medication🎵"
A ballad of new IBS meds.
🎵
"If I only poo'd
Id make a stinky log,
and rub it on all your faces!
be runny from my pills
all runny from my holes
im shitting from medication🎵"
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 AM
To the tune of "Running up that Hill" by kate bush
A ballad of new IBS meds.
🎵
"If I only poo'd
Id make a stinky log,
and rub it on all your faces!
be runny from my pills
all runny from my holes
im shitting from medication🎵"
A ballad of new IBS meds.
🎵
"If I only poo'd
Id make a stinky log,
and rub it on all your faces!
be runny from my pills
all runny from my holes
im shitting from medication🎵"
Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve
Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude
I should have taken more photos of when I had you
I should have given you more kisses and hugs those times that I could.
And to know he is singing as much about PR gentrifying as he is about a lost love is 🤌
Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude
I should have taken more photos of when I had you
I should have given you more kisses and hugs those times that I could.
And to know he is singing as much about PR gentrifying as he is about a lost love is 🤌
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve
Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude
I should have taken more photos of when I had you
I should have given you more kisses and hugs those times that I could.
And to know he is singing as much about PR gentrifying as he is about a lost love is 🤌
Debí darte más besos y abrazos las veces que pude
I should have taken more photos of when I had you
I should have given you more kisses and hugs those times that I could.
And to know he is singing as much about PR gentrifying as he is about a lost love is 🤌
Sappho rolling in her grave until she creates a singularity that destroys the solar system.
February 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Sappho rolling in her grave until she creates a singularity that destroys the solar system.
One of my favorite things about Good Omens (TV Show) is that the Aziraphale and Crowley relationship is both obvious queer representation and also just NORMAL FOR ANCIENT BEINGS THAT TECHNICALLY DONT EVEN HAVE GENDERS.
Like its NOT gay for them to get together. They were there BEFORE THE BIG BANG
Like its NOT gay for them to get together. They were there BEFORE THE BIG BANG
February 14, 2026 at 7:04 AM
One of my favorite things about Good Omens (TV Show) is that the Aziraphale and Crowley relationship is both obvious queer representation and also just NORMAL FOR ANCIENT BEINGS THAT TECHNICALLY DONT EVEN HAVE GENDERS.
Like its NOT gay for them to get together. They were there BEFORE THE BIG BANG
Like its NOT gay for them to get together. They were there BEFORE THE BIG BANG
Reposted by Djangus
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
Completely disqualifying from even adjacency to leadership roles of any kind.
Do not make this guy the nominee. I will never vote for someone who doesnt recognize that literally all of whats wrong with the country came from reagan and his ilk and their quest for power. Reagan was literally satan.
Do not make this guy the nominee. I will never vote for someone who doesnt recognize that literally all of whats wrong with the country came from reagan and his ilk and their quest for power. Reagan was literally satan.
Governor Newsom proclaims Ronald Reagan Day | Governor of California
www.gov.ca.gov
February 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Completely disqualifying from even adjacency to leadership roles of any kind.
Do not make this guy the nominee. I will never vote for someone who doesnt recognize that literally all of whats wrong with the country came from reagan and his ilk and their quest for power. Reagan was literally satan.
Do not make this guy the nominee. I will never vote for someone who doesnt recognize that literally all of whats wrong with the country came from reagan and his ilk and their quest for power. Reagan was literally satan.
Every conservative is an absolute moron sheep dipshit at best, and a liar and a cheat and a swindler at medium, and a wannabe hitler at worst. There are NONE that fall outside of this spectrum. NONE. we will never forgive any of you though. not once the atrocities start (they have)
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Every conservative is an absolute moron sheep dipshit at best, and a liar and a cheat and a swindler at medium, and a wannabe hitler at worst. There are NONE that fall outside of this spectrum. NONE. we will never forgive any of you though. not once the atrocities start (they have)
Cairn is so good im just playing it again immediately.
February 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Cairn is so good im just playing it again immediately.
I did not ass through dicks and butts to bandy crooked boners with a titless dingus.
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I did not ass through dicks and butts to bandy crooked boners with a titless dingus.
I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
watched the halftime show, and while i loved the show, the music kinda wasnt for me, and underwhelmed me. I was like "this guy is the biggest artist in the world?" and then I dove into some of his music on yt, and nevermind I totally get it. Why wasnt THAT music in the show.
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
watched the halftime show, and while i loved the show, the music kinda wasnt for me, and underwhelmed me. I was like "this guy is the biggest artist in the world?" and then I dove into some of his music on yt, and nevermind I totally get it. Why wasnt THAT music in the show.
i musta seen this ad 10 times for "relationship goals" BET ass attempt by Amazon before I realized it was Method and Kelly Rowland. god damn im white.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
i musta seen this ad 10 times for "relationship goals" BET ass attempt by Amazon before I realized it was Method and Kelly Rowland. god damn im white.
really happy for that couple who REALLY WERE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED! that their part of the show went off without a hitch. They will never look at that video and nitpick how they looked or did. They were a gorgeous couple and they hit their marks and nailed it. What a story to have!
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 PM
really happy for that couple who REALLY WERE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED! that their part of the show went off without a hitch. They will never look at that video and nitpick how they looked or did. They were a gorgeous couple and they hit their marks and nailed it. What a story to have!
Beat "Cairn" tonight. Very good experience. Well worth the price (on sale for a few more days) Rock Climbing game thats brilliant in its execution and atmosphere. I will climb that mountain again. May Kami Bless your Ascent.
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Beat "Cairn" tonight. Very good experience. Well worth the price (on sale for a few more days) Rock Climbing game thats brilliant in its execution and atmosphere. I will climb that mountain again. May Kami Bless your Ascent.