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@dizwire.bsky.social
Vicarious traveler into art, photography, animation, gardening, tiki, cannabis, music, theme parks, tech, & randomness. Seeker of truth, justice, creativity, humor, and comma separated values.
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Big HR Giger vibes. Nice work!
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Big HR Giger vibes. Nice work!
Do it! Creativity is a courageous act, sharing the fruits of effort to those who hate and those who love it alike. F the haters.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Do it! Creativity is a courageous act, sharing the fruits of effort to those who hate and those who love it alike. F the haters.
Have a fantastic weekend filled with golden hour light and inspiring vignettes to capture!
January 10, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Have a fantastic weekend filled with golden hour light and inspiring vignettes to capture!
Saw them live in the Eagles Ballroom in Milwaukee in ‘94 when they opened for Smashing Pumpkins on the Siamese Dream tour. Absolutely hated them and they were mostly booed off the stage lol. That was before I found out about Ween - maybe I’d like them more if I tried again. Any albums stand out?
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Saw them live in the Eagles Ballroom in Milwaukee in ‘94 when they opened for Smashing Pumpkins on the Siamese Dream tour. Absolutely hated them and they were mostly booed off the stage lol. That was before I found out about Ween - maybe I’d like them more if I tried again. Any albums stand out?
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want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
Boss: “We need a real classy name for this hotel to help differentiate ourselves”
Marketer: “Let’s call it Dennis
Marketer: “Let’s call it Dennis
January 10, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Boss: “We need a real classy name for this hotel to help differentiate ourselves”
Marketer: “Let’s call it Dennis
Marketer: “Let’s call it Dennis
One of the few drinks that tastes the same going down as it does coming back up
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
One of the few drinks that tastes the same going down as it does coming back up
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
If so they belong in a buddy film together lol
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 AM
If so they belong in a buddy film together lol
So glad we can both close that chapter!!!
January 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
So glad we can both close that chapter!!!
On the island in one of the little gazebos
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
On the island in one of the little gazebos
The bigger they are, the faster they run off once someone refuses to back down
January 10, 2026 at 5:20 AM
The bigger they are, the faster they run off once someone refuses to back down
Optimus Prime: “AUTOBOTS, JACK OFF”
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Optimus Prime: “AUTOBOTS, JACK OFF”
Thank god it’s Fryday
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Thank god it’s Fryday
That’s assuming your kid didn’t also get their brains blown out by a mass shooter
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
That’s assuming your kid didn’t also get their brains blown out by a mass shooter
So this dumbass didn’t learn the proper way to approach a car even after majorly screwing it up the first time? Maybe he should be a plumber or something.
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
So this dumbass didn’t learn the proper way to approach a car even after majorly screwing it up the first time? Maybe he should be a plumber or something.
The irony of ICE being taken down by ice even as thousands of Minnesotan citizens successfully walked down icy streets in protest without issues last night really gives me a special feeling that those fuckers are incompetent AF
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The irony of ICE being taken down by ice even as thousands of Minnesotan citizens successfully walked down icy streets in protest without issues last night really gives me a special feeling that those fuckers are incompetent AF
Four legs bad, two legs good
January 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Four legs bad, two legs good
You are connected to everything before you and after you and all of humanity. You are enough.
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
You are connected to everything before you and after you and all of humanity. You are enough.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
In related news, I just finished my first week in my fulltime salaried capacity!
In related news, I just finished my first week in my fulltime salaried capacity!
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
In related news, I just finished my first week in my fulltime salaried capacity!
In related news, I just finished my first week in my fulltime salaried capacity!
Render passes and composite?
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Render passes and composite?
I’m going to need to start stacking them
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I’m going to need to start stacking them
I’m not laughing but thanks for trying to cheer us up mid-trauma.
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I’m not laughing but thanks for trying to cheer us up mid-trauma.