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Stressica
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There is something wrong with me
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What a time to be alive
November 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy birthday to Uncle Marty, and my top five Scorsese movies as of today:

1. The Age of Innocence
2. Goodfellas
3. Silence
4. Killers of the Flower Moon
5. After Hours
my top 5 scorseses as of today

1. Goodfellas
2. The Irishman
3. Casino
4. The Last Temptation Of Christ
5. Killers Of The Flower Moon
It’s the GOAT’s birthday

My top 5 Scorseses as of today

1. Taxi Driver
2. Goodfellas
3. Casino
4. The King of Comedy
5. The Irishman
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I was thinking about buying this for my 10 year old nephew but I read the sample and now I'm thinking I'm just buying it for myself
If you don’t yet have a copy of my book “Why Sharks Matter,” you can get 40% off! Offer also applies to all other Johns Hopkins University Press books.

www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/...
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Happy 35th anniversary to GWS, a perfect album, just like every other Ween album youtu.be/11Zd9EG9SVE
Wayne's Pet Youngin'
YouTube video by Ween - Topic
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November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I have neglected at any point in this process to go to my primary care provider and tell her I'm having surgery. Should I pop in tomorrow morning like oh by the way
November 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just found out that Jon Bon Jovi's real last name is Bongiovi??????? Disgusting
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Mother..... Mother put aside this infernal machine
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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This is a beautiful article and I’m crying after reading it, extremely recommend this
November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Some old guy in the bus asked to borrow a pen and paper from me and then it turned out he wanted it to give me his phone number. Man, if you don't even have a pen on you how can I expect you to provide for me
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Made my peace with the liquid diet. I love drinks. I love to have multiple little drinks. For fun (a Gatorade zero), for hydration (a water), for nutrition (a protein shake)
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You do not on any level have to hand it to Alex Jones and he was not right about anything because he was and still is peddling disgusting anti-Semitic conspiracy theories that have nothing to do with reality and are not connected at all to the people actually perpetrating these crimes
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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post through it
Coping skill checkpoint do you remember what to do if you start spiralling
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yesterday this guy got on the bus who was wearing a sweatshirt that I guess was a sample from an equestrian brand of something to wear if you're participating in a rodeo because it had horses printed all over it and then on the arm a band just said HORSE and the front breast said YOUR NAME
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fort Worth
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Day 3 of liquid diet: Dustin bought me some fancy bone broth (chicken with ginger and turmeric). I cut it with plain, unsalted broth and added a squirt of lemon juice. If you ever have to do this shit, let me tell you, a lil squirt of lemon juice, that's all you need baby
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Saw Erin McDowell doing a sturdy pie challenge on Instagram, I guess the pies are like, 8 or 9% ABV
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Good morning
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Baby Got Back was explicitly not about white girls, we did a whole thing with Blake Lively over this
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Our buses have an ignition button and a transmission key, so even if the bus is on you can't drive it if the key isn't also in the transmission lock, so you would get mega fired for leaving your key in while the bus is unattended and then this happens
This is the greatest story ever told:

A person in Hamilton, ON stole a city bus and then proceeded to make the stops along the way, allowing passengers to board and exit freely. The person actually refusing someone looking to board with an expired pass. 🔥🔥
hamiltonpolice.on.ca/news/police-...
Police Arrest Man After HSR Bus Joy Ride
On Tuesday, November 11, 2025, at approximately 9:00 p.m., a Hamilton Street Railway (HSR) bus driver pulled into the McNab Bus Terminal and exited the vehicle for a short break.During this time, an a...
hamiltonpolice.on.ca
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The local bookstore has a zine night where you go and do a piece of art and the guy who organizes it collects them all into a zine that he prints and you pick up your zine next month at the next club meeting. I finally got to go, and behold! My masterpiece
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
My Lyft driver is an elderly witch in a black velvet dress with a corset and a hat
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I left my steroids in El Sobrante
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
You have defeated the fearsome foe of going to the grocery store, but before you can eat dinner, there is still one beast you must slay, Do a Dish
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM