Anthony Distler
@dissy125.bsky.social
I have another social media account because I'm addicted to the format and I require constant validation.
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
He/him, violently Pennsylvanian
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“Charlie Brown has received reliable information that Lucy is TOTALLY going to hold the football this time.”
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Charlie Brown has received reliable information that Lucy is TOTALLY going to hold the football this time.”
You know the Dems fucked up when even my normie Dem friends are pissed off. Like, those folks still believe Biden is a lefty. If they think Schumer should resign, it’s BAD.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You know the Dems fucked up when even my normie Dem friends are pissed off. Like, those folks still believe Biden is a lefty. If they think Schumer should resign, it’s BAD.
Dems and Misinterpreting Election Results - Name a better duo
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dems and Misinterpreting Election Results - Name a better duo
I think the crop of talent coming into this year’s #WNBA draft may be better (or at least deeper) than last years so the Lynx having a top 5 pick is GROSS.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think the crop of talent coming into this year’s #WNBA draft may be better (or at least deeper) than last years so the Lynx having a top 5 pick is GROSS.
I am OBSESSED with the fact that the #PWHL team in Vancouver is called the “Goldeneyes”. It’s almost like it was named especially for me.
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I am OBSESSED with the fact that the #PWHL team in Vancouver is called the “Goldeneyes”. It’s almost like it was named especially for me.
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
“Half of everything is luck, James.”
RIP Dick Cheney you would have hated Republicans getting ass blasted last night.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
RIP Dick Cheney you would have hated Republicans getting ass blasted last night.
Ah yes, that big blue Pennsylvania city of…
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ah yes, that big blue Pennsylvania city of…
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
*checks notes*
…Gettysburg
Beware The Ides Of November
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Beware The Ides Of November
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Only three showers until Christmas!
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Only three showers until Christmas!
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I’m going to launch my own Wikipedia style web site. It’ll be called Dissypedia. And the only article it’ll have will be about that time Elon Musk farted so hard his pants exploded. And if he tries to tell me it’s wrong, I’ll call him fake news and say he has an ideological bias.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m going to launch my own Wikipedia style web site. It’ll be called Dissypedia. And the only article it’ll have will be about that time Elon Musk farted so hard his pants exploded. And if he tries to tell me it’s wrong, I’ll call him fake news and say he has an ideological bias.
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this friday, i'm hosting a TRICK OR TREAT STREAM!!!
throughout, i'll host RAFFLES where u can win:
🍬 TREATS:
> a free 5 min drawing!
OR
🎃 TRICKS:
> spin a wheel to reveal the trick played on u, or on ALL of chat!
this is my way of giving back to celebrate us hitting 5k!!!!! :D
🎃 31/10, 12pm GMT 🍬
throughout, i'll host RAFFLES where u can win:
🍬 TREATS:
> a free 5 min drawing!
OR
🎃 TRICKS:
> spin a wheel to reveal the trick played on u, or on ALL of chat!
this is my way of giving back to celebrate us hitting 5k!!!!! :D
🎃 31/10, 12pm GMT 🍬
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
this friday, i'm hosting a TRICK OR TREAT STREAM!!!
throughout, i'll host RAFFLES where u can win:
🍬 TREATS:
> a free 5 min drawing!
OR
🎃 TRICKS:
> spin a wheel to reveal the trick played on u, or on ALL of chat!
this is my way of giving back to celebrate us hitting 5k!!!!! :D
🎃 31/10, 12pm GMT 🍬
throughout, i'll host RAFFLES where u can win:
🍬 TREATS:
> a free 5 min drawing!
OR
🎃 TRICKS:
> spin a wheel to reveal the trick played on u, or on ALL of chat!
this is my way of giving back to celebrate us hitting 5k!!!!! :D
🎃 31/10, 12pm GMT 🍬
The White House news is so indicative of the way the entire administration has been viewed through media and many in the public. There are far worse things Trump is doing that is destroying the lives of millions, but a lot of people watched West Wing so this is the worst thing ever.
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The White House news is so indicative of the way the entire administration has been viewed through media and many in the public. There are far worse things Trump is doing that is destroying the lives of millions, but a lot of people watched West Wing so this is the worst thing ever.
Someone played Madonna’s version of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” too loud through their headphones in the White House and Trump was so moved he decided to send them money.
October 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Someone played Madonna’s version of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” too loud through their headphones in the White House and Trump was so moved he decided to send them money.
Domo arigato, Demi Lovato.
October 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Domo arigato, Demi Lovato.
Sophie Cunningham is one day going to feature in a video for Turning Point about how trans women forced her out of basketball.
The I Know That Ain't Who I Think it Is Award goes to Sophie Cunningham.
Wears a pride shirt while transphobic. Criticizes other cities she may have to play for someday. Speaks out against physicality while needlessly tackling an opponent. The future Fox News personality is just like that.
#WNBA
Wears a pride shirt while transphobic. Criticizes other cities she may have to play for someday. Speaks out against physicality while needlessly tackling an opponent. The future Fox News personality is just like that.
#WNBA
October 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sophie Cunningham is one day going to feature in a video for Turning Point about how trans women forced her out of basketball.
This would have been a fire matchup in #Unrivaled. #WNBA
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This would have been a fire matchup in #Unrivaled. #WNBA
The first couple of rounds of the #WNBA playoffs were about competitive games and great storylines.
The finals are an A’ja Wilson showcase.
The finals are an A’ja Wilson showcase.
October 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The first couple of rounds of the #WNBA playoffs were about competitive games and great storylines.
The finals are an A’ja Wilson showcase.
The finals are an A’ja Wilson showcase.
I say this respectfully…
…holy fuck.
…holy fuck.
🚨 New announcement from Angel Reese:
Stepping into a dream: From Angel to a Victoria Secret ANGEL. I’m finally getting my wings 🪽 I’ll be walking the Victoria’s Secret 2025 runway show for the first time, and it feels like destiny. ✨ Wings on, heels ready…Catch me on the runway💗 #WNBA
Stepping into a dream: From Angel to a Victoria Secret ANGEL. I’m finally getting my wings 🪽 I’ll be walking the Victoria’s Secret 2025 runway show for the first time, and it feels like destiny. ✨ Wings on, heels ready…Catch me on the runway💗 #WNBA
October 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I say this respectfully…
…holy fuck.
…holy fuck.
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.