“The Republicans have promised to vote whether or not they should stop punching us in the face, which isn’t something they said they would do before.”

🫡

I sure am glad the major socialist strongholds are still alive in these massive cities, such as…

*checks again*

…Dalton

Curtis Sliwa is currently on his home planet telling the council how crazy Earth politics are.

For the record, I can’t find myself feeling any sort of way about the White House. Plow the building and build a McDonalds for all I care. It’d probably be a better symbol for America anyway.