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DirtbagLexi
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Stupid bi trans commie, in my evil arc, 🏳️‍⚧️ no 🧢, Marxist Leninist, 50000 Queer Hot Couch Parties 🎉
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YouTube’s automatic captions couldn’t figure out that the crowd was chanting “Mamdani, Mamdani” during his victory speech, but honestly, close enough.
June 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Oooh i need me an elixer so bad
January 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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i promise you will not guess who this is about.
January 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Uh yeah I think I'm hot, I have scarlet fever and my joints hurt.
January 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I'm the lords gayest faggot this holiday season
December 25, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Any issue can be a winning one for the republicans if democrats just roll over and do absolutely nothing
NEW: Republicans say they found their winning electoral issue: Anti-trans attacks.

And the attacks have left Democrats flat-footed.

“It just simply could be the case that it’s a losing issue for Democrats,” one House Democrat said.

w/ @alexroarty.bsky.social
www.notus.org/2026-electio...
Republicans’ Anti-Trans Attacks Have Left Democrats Flat-Footed
“It’s like when Republicans were on abortion in 2022, they don’t want to talk about it because they look at it as a losing issue," one conservative advocate said.
www.notus.org
December 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Y'all hear about that girl that turned into a tree? She had a certain Jen Is Sequoia.
December 17, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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GREAT NEWS WITCHES

VACCINES CONNECT US TO THE UNIVERSAL PENTAGRAM OF APOLLO ⭐️🌟🌠

#witchsky
December 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Literally my patron saint now
December 14, 2024 at 12:21 AM
This is my favorite little cryptid
December 7, 2024 at 11:16 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Love this fella 😍
December 5, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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Unrelated:
December 4, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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THE THIN GREY LINE: RETWEET TO SUPPORT INSURANCE COMPANY CEOS SHOT IN THE LINE OF DUTY AND THE SACRIFICES THESE GREY HAIRED MEN MAKE EVERY DAY FOR THEIR COUNTRY
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I love waking up bright and early to the sound of my baby violently shitting his jammies when he's got a tummy bug. Great way to start the day, the assault on your nose is so strong you don't even need coffee to be fully alert.
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 AM
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it’s giving… tuesday
December 3, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Buddy I'm trying to make the team
December 3, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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Looks better
December 3, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Tonight we let the dragon speak
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Need me a PhD in speech language pathology before voice training
December 2, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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“Knee surgery” is the hottest meme right now. Specifically the Grinch saying he has knee surgery tomorrow. There are dozens of blinch (blue grinch) knee surgery meme accounts on Instagram. This is what your children are doing
December 2, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Cats know when you've had 4 hours of sleep and then bop you in the face
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 AM