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part of the problem with modern cinema is there's just not enough slime! why don't we got leading men covered in a whole bukkake's worth of methylcellulose solution??
classic Ghostbusters? fucken drenched. GOAT status
nouveau Ghostbusters? bone dry. dog turds
classic Ghostbusters? fucken drenched. GOAT status
nouveau Ghostbusters? bone dry. dog turds
May 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
part of the problem with modern cinema is there's just not enough slime! why don't we got leading men covered in a whole bukkake's worth of methylcellulose solution??
classic Ghostbusters? fucken drenched. GOAT status
nouveau Ghostbusters? bone dry. dog turds
classic Ghostbusters? fucken drenched. GOAT status
nouveau Ghostbusters? bone dry. dog turds
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Me: burlap fell off
Stranger next to me on the bus: while at the consumer level it may have lost some share to plastic packaging, I can assure you it still has its place in larger scale and industrial settings
Me: no I mean when they put me on this bus there was a sack over my head. Fell off
Stranger next to me on the bus: while at the consumer level it may have lost some share to plastic packaging, I can assure you it still has its place in larger scale and industrial settings
Me: no I mean when they put me on this bus there was a sack over my head. Fell off
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Me: burlap fell off
Stranger next to me on the bus: while at the consumer level it may have lost some share to plastic packaging, I can assure you it still has its place in larger scale and industrial settings
Me: no I mean when they put me on this bus there was a sack over my head. Fell off
Stranger next to me on the bus: while at the consumer level it may have lost some share to plastic packaging, I can assure you it still has its place in larger scale and industrial settings
Me: no I mean when they put me on this bus there was a sack over my head. Fell off
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it's been 27 years you can let me down now
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
it's been 27 years you can let me down now
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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Trump will "save" it (tell them they can stay if they make the algo pro Trump) and announce to the masses he rescued their favorite app from destruction
NEW YORK (AP) — A federal appeals court panel upholds a law requiring the sale or ban of TikTok in the US.
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Trump will "save" it (tell them they can stay if they make the algo pro Trump) and announce to the masses he rescued their favorite app from destruction
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the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.
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My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like Garfield the cartoon cat disproves evolution. Sometimes, he would accuse Charlie Brown of having hoes.
January 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like Garfield the cartoon cat disproves evolution. Sometimes, he would accuse Charlie Brown of having hoes.
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The Woof of Wallstreet
January 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The Woof of Wallstreet
The Car Dependent Society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
January 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Car Dependent Society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
after all why shouldn't i get baja blasted?
January 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
after all why shouldn't i get baja blasted?
using the work phonebooth room to crank out a couple real heinous toots
January 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
using the work phonebooth room to crank out a couple real heinous toots
They should make transvestigating but for figuring out if someone's Italian
January 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They should make transvestigating but for figuring out if someone's Italian
People think I'm some kind of freak for eating so much pineapple. How else am I going to stomach the taste of my own cum?
January 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
People think I'm some kind of freak for eating so much pineapple. How else am I going to stomach the taste of my own cum?
When I die I may not go to heaven
I don't know if they let cowboys in
I don't know if they let cowboys in
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
When I die I may not go to heaven
I don't know if they let cowboys in
I don't know if they let cowboys in
took her to my haunted house, then I creeped it
December 31, 2024 at 7:06 PM
took her to my haunted house, then I creeped it
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Rupert 1000yd Stare
December 31, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Rupert 1000yd Stare
Rupert 1000yd Stare
December 31, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Rupert 1000yd Stare
You wouldn't run over a cowboy, would you?
December 31, 2024 at 3:37 AM
You wouldn't run over a cowboy, would you?
2025 New Year's resolution:
Wear a cowboy hat to my engineering job as much as I possibly can
Wear a cowboy hat to my engineering job as much as I possibly can
December 31, 2024 at 1:26 AM
2025 New Year's resolution:
Wear a cowboy hat to my engineering job as much as I possibly can
Wear a cowboy hat to my engineering job as much as I possibly can
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Me when the audio doesn't process:
"What?"
"What?"
December 31, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Me when the audio doesn't process:
"What?"
"What?"
I don't get it. Why doesn't NorthernLion simply eat Dan Hentschel?
December 23, 2024 at 6:09 AM
I don't get it. Why doesn't NorthernLion simply eat Dan Hentschel?
People I know should stop dying. Very rude of them.
December 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
People I know should stop dying. Very rude of them.
I wish I hadn't betrayed my close friend. My betrayal hurting their feelings is getting annoying 🙄🙄🙄
December 22, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I wish I hadn't betrayed my close friend. My betrayal hurting their feelings is getting annoying 🙄🙄🙄
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welcome to the cocktagon
December 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
welcome to the cocktagon