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PFP: froggywithfries
BG: Dragonitearmy
(Mun and Muse are adults)
(Mun: 24)
BG: Dragonitearmy
(Mun and Muse are adults)
(Mun: 24)
“Good. Now do us all a favor and help me clear the allegations Diddy got set up.”
Oh my fucking god.
My own home country rejected my patents...
My own home country rejected my patents...
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Good. Now do us all a favor and help me clear the allegations Diddy got set up.”
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The servant to the Goddess of Power.
Dinraal
Dinraal
January 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The servant to the Goddess of Power.
Dinraal
Dinraal
“No. The Kremlings gave him a hard time to clear his name from the nasty humans. As for my sister? ...She’s homeless.”
“Oh, right... Has he been cleared off from the false charges?”
“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“No. The Kremlings gave him a hard time to clear his name from the nasty humans. As for my sister? ...She’s homeless.”
“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”
“Man... You Nintendo characters despise your own company, huh?”
October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Kicking out my sister Tiny Kong by making her homeless for losing her job. Setting up Diddy Kong falsely for having the baseball team as ‘Diddy Survivors’ in the Mario Baseball game for the GameCube by lumping him with the human weirdos. Forgetting Candy Kong exists. I could go on.”
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The Red Prototype
PROTOMAN / BLUES
PROTOMAN / BLUES
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The Red Prototype
PROTOMAN / BLUES
PROTOMAN / BLUES
“Why is Cranky beefing with a penguin?”
October 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Why is Cranky beefing with a penguin?”
“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”
“You’re looking at the real deal, Dixie. How are things going with you and your boyfriend?”
“No way... Candy, is that you?”
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”
“No way... Candy, is that you?”
October 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“No way... Candy, is that you?”
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𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.
a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman
ALT: a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.
“Rool got last place? Oh, if only Tiny was here so we can all make fun of him for losing...”
“So who wants to talk how King K. Rool got last place? No one? Just me? Because I’m celebrating his embarrassing defeat.”
𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒
4 - TOMMY OLIVER
5 - ALICIA ACORN
6 - KRYPT
7 - JET THE HAWK
8 - TRON
9 - NiGHTS
10 - TOPH
11 - ESPIO
12 - KING K. ROOL
4 - TOMMY OLIVER
5 - ALICIA ACORN
6 - KRYPT
7 - JET THE HAWK
8 - TRON
9 - NiGHTS
10 - TOPH
11 - ESPIO
12 - KING K. ROOL
September 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“Rool got last place? Oh, if only Tiny was here so we can all make fun of him for losing...”
“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”
“Counterpoint: the new DLC Donkey Kong has in his game.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Counterpoint: the new DLC Donkey Kong has in his game.”
“I’m surprised DK didn’t get turned into a baby in the new Tennis game. Could it be the power of Seth Rogan flowing through him?”
September 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“I’m surprised DK didn’t get turned into a baby in the new Tennis game. Could it be the power of Seth Rogan flowing through him?”
“Congrats!”
oh, wowie. . .
40 years old already!
40 years old already!
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
“Congrats!”
“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”
“I beat Tiny in the Barrel Blast racing tournament. Twice.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”
“Ha ha ha... Oops.”
“...So. Some of the Kremlings and Rool, alongside the rest of the Kongs were invited to play baseball without me.”
September 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“Ha ha ha... Oops.”
“...I can’t believe Amiga was able to beat Kalypso in a dance challenge where my little sister couldn't!”
August 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“...I can’t believe Amiga was able to beat Kalypso in a dance challenge where my little sister couldn't!”
“You mean my long ponytail hair?
...I thought the discussion of my hair propelling like a helicopter died down. Why do you ask?”
...I thought the discussion of my hair propelling like a helicopter died down. Why do you ask?”
August 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“You mean my long ponytail hair?
...I thought the discussion of my hair propelling like a helicopter died down. Why do you ask?”
...I thought the discussion of my hair propelling like a helicopter died down. Why do you ask?”
“You rigged my little sister’s right to win.”
“That doll’s going to lose, just like your sister losing to me like a sore loser.”
“Oh shoot, Amiga is gonna have a dance battle in DDR against Kalypso! If only Tiny was here to see this.”
August 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“You rigged my little sister’s right to win.”
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𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝘾
𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.
𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.
August 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝘾
𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.
𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.
“Oh shoot, Amiga is gonna have a dance battle in DDR against Kalypso! If only Tiny was here to see this.”
August 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Oh shoot, Amiga is gonna have a dance battle in DDR against Kalypso! If only Tiny was here to see this.”
“Do you know what happened last time with the previous Crystal Coconut you stole?”
"I'd be dumb to let go of this power. Of course, you simple-minded monkeys wouldn't get that"
August 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“Do you know what happened last time with the previous Crystal Coconut you stole?”