𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌
@kroolestking.bsky.social
RP Account of King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong franchise
Mun is an adult, but no NSFW. Also DK Bananza Spoilers are in full swing now
Written by Plush
Mun is an adult, but no NSFW. Also DK Bananza Spoilers are in full swing now
Written by Plush
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"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Well, yes, but Donkey Kong is NOT having a good day under MY watch!"
"Excellent! DK won't know what hit him!"
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
"Excellent! DK won't know what hit him!"
"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again."
"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"
"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"what a show that was. Wouldn't watch again."
"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"
"ANYWAYS, for my next skheme, I'm going to steal DK's trophy!"
//something happened. Not in the mood to RP anymore so I'll be taking a break for the rest of today and maybe tomorrow. Idk
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"
"Oh, well that's... Err..."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Oh, well that's... Err..."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
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#MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP
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November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"oh, is THAT SO!?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"oh, is THAT SO!?"
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
//Bowser mogs K. Rool and it's not even close btw. Unfortunately K. Rool's ego is just as big as Bowser, so he won't accept that
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
//Bowser mogs K. Rool and it's not even close btw. Unfortunately K. Rool's ego is just as big as Bowser, so he won't accept that
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//new ERB episode lookin good so far y'all
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
//new ERB episode lookin good so far y'all
"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."
"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"
"...well, have you ever managed to kidnap Mario himself? Because I managed to kidnap Donkey Kong, TWICE!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"...well, have you ever managed to kidnap Mario himself? Because I managed to kidnap Donkey Kong, TWICE!"
"oh, give me a BREAK! It was my big komeback after well over 20 YEARS! I'd like to see YOU try pulling off something like THAT after being trapped underground!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"oh, give me a BREAK! It was my big komeback after well over 20 YEARS! I'd like to see YOU try pulling off something like THAT after being trapped underground!"
"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"
"Well, I suppose that's a shame... But of kourse, the Kremling Krew remains superior! We'll NEVER quit!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Well, I suppose that's a shame... But of kourse, the Kremling Krew remains superior! We'll NEVER quit!"
"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"
"BAHAHA! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO RECOGNIZES A /REAL/ VILLAIN!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"BAHAHA! FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO RECOGNIZES A /REAL/ VILLAIN!"
"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."
"...I've heard plenty about that group, those bloody hedgehogs and the station. You apparently even got ol' Bowser to join you."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"...I've heard plenty about that group, those bloody hedgehogs and the station. You apparently even got ol' Bowser to join you."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."
//K. Rool sees alliances as mostly a joke. If he ever were to "work" with someone, they'd be under him or on equal footing, and he'd get rid of them as soon as he feels like he didn't need them anymore, and he'd never work FOR anyone, only he can have that position in his eyes
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
//K. Rool sees alliances as mostly a joke. If he ever were to "work" with someone, they'd be under him or on equal footing, and he'd get rid of them as soon as he feels like he didn't need them anymore, and he'd never work FOR anyone, only he can have that position in his eyes
"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"