𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌
@kroolestking.bsky.social
RP Account of King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong franchise
Mun is an adult, but no NSFW. Also DK Bananza Spoilers are in full swing now
Written by Plush
Mun is an adult, but no NSFW. Also DK Bananza Spoilers are in full swing now
Written by Plush
"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"why, what a delightfully devious idea, my fellow scaly friend!"
"Oh, well that's... Err..."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Oh, well that's... Err..."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
"...fine. you got lucky THIS time, Koopa."
He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
He whips out hod blunderbuss. Oh God. There's no way they're actually gonna do it here and now
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"LET'S PUT THAT CLAIM TO THE TEST, SHALL WE?"
"oh, is THAT SO!?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"oh, is THAT SO!?"
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"You need a right hand man for that!? HA! I can use magic myself, turn invisible! And the banana phone the corporate chimp dropped has been doing WONDERS for me!"
"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"tch. Talk to me when you can rebuild an entire fallen continent and add a giant death laser to it."
"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"Oh, SHUT IT! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LOST TO YOSHI BEFORE, EVEN WHEN YOU TIME TRAVELED TO WHEN PLUMBER BOY AND HIS FRIENDS WERE CHILDREN!"
"well, I'll have you know I would've won over the kongs by now if it wasn't for external help they keep getting! First, it was a banana bird deity... Then the incompetence of my own younger brother..."
"...and then that... Singing 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓."
"...and then that... Singing 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓."
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"well, I'll have you know I would've won over the kongs by now if it wasn't for external help they keep getting! First, it was a banana bird deity... Then the incompetence of my own younger brother..."
"...and then that... Singing 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓."
"...and then that... Singing 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓."
"...well, have you ever managed to kidnap Mario himself? Because I managed to kidnap Donkey Kong, TWICE!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"...well, have you ever managed to kidnap Mario himself? Because I managed to kidnap Donkey Kong, TWICE!"
"FINE! I ALSO KONQUERED A DIMENSION OF TALKING BANANAS AND NEARLY WIPED OUT THE KONG RACE WITH A DEATH LASER! IS /THAT/ ENOUGH FOR YOU?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"FINE! I ALSO KONQUERED A DIMENSION OF TALKING BANANAS AND NEARLY WIPED OUT THE KONG RACE WITH A DEATH LASER! IS /THAT/ ENOUGH FOR YOU?"
"oh, give me a BREAK! It was my big komeback after well over 20 YEARS! I'd like to see YOU try pulling off something like THAT after being trapped underground!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"oh, give me a BREAK! It was my big komeback after well over 20 YEARS! I'd like to see YOU try pulling off something like THAT after being trapped underground!"
"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"Well, how's drowning an entire city in mush and becoming the king of rot itself sound, Koopa?"
"Well, I suppose that's a shame... But of kourse, the Kremling Krew remains superior! We'll NEVER quit!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"Well, I suppose that's a shame... But of kourse, the Kremling Krew remains superior! We'll NEVER quit!"
"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"oh, please. The average Kritter is far bigger and stronger than your Goombas or Koopas. I bet my Krew could even give that plumber boy a run for his money!"
"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"bigger fish, hm? I'd bet the Kremling Krew could take on whatever that is."
"...I've heard plenty about that group, those bloody hedgehogs and the station. You apparently even got ol' Bowser to join you."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"...I've heard plenty about that group, those bloody hedgehogs and the station. You apparently even got ol' Bowser to join you."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
"Perhaps... It could be time to step up my game."
"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
"And so you joined a group of heroes... Does that mean you don't trust your army to help you? That they're incompetent to get the job done? Curious."
"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
"...well well, if it isn't the Koopa King himself! Or more like... Koopa-Maverick Hunter ally! HA!"
"...I've faced worse from the kongs, honestly"
"But what have YOU been up to all this time, hmm?"
"But what have YOU been up to all this time, hmm?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"...I've faced worse from the kongs, honestly"
"But what have YOU been up to all this time, hmm?"
"But what have YOU been up to all this time, hmm?"
"...so, is it really true? That despite running his own kingdom... Bowser joined those Maverick Hunters?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"...so, is it really true? That despite running his own kingdom... Bowser joined those Maverick Hunters?"
"ah, Tron... It's been a while, hasn't it?"
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"ah, Tron... It's been a while, hasn't it?"
"...ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this... But this is the ONE time I NEED that big dumb ape to win. So LISTEN UP! Vote for his game on this game awards thing! Or else..."
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"...ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this... But this is the ONE time I NEED that big dumb ape to win. So LISTEN UP! Vote for his game on this game awards thing! Or else..."
"Of COURSE I am! But that meddlesome monkey brain keeps GETTING AWAY!"
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"Of COURSE I am! But that meddlesome monkey brain keeps GETTING AWAY!"
"ah... If it isn't old King Koopa. It's been a while, indeed."
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"ah... If it isn't old King Koopa. It's been a while, indeed."
"we do. That's all you need to know."
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"we do. That's all you need to know."