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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘
@crankiestkong.bsky.social
(Mun and Muse are adults)
(Age: 24)

LEWD DNI, OR CRANKY WILL CALL YOU OUT.
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"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳! 𝘞𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘺, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴!"
a cartoon monkey with a beard and a crown on his head is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a cartoon monkey with a beard and a crown on his head is standing in front of a building .
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Cranky Rants: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
YouTube video by bub_VO
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November 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM
“This is what you get when you decide to put TARIFFS ON DK ISLAND FOR $20.”
Oh my fucking god.

My own home country rejected my patents...
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘
July 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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[PINNED] [FOUND YOU] [FOUND YOU]
October 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“You think that’s bad? Wait until you see that orange discounted ape tried to set up tariffs on DK ISLAND, of all places!”
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“I’m SO NOT winning against the robot slur allegations...”
October 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Sheesh. Been seeking attention, has he?”
"The one who always makes the news after almost every robot attack? Yeah, thats him."
“Oh. That guy I get sick of seeing his face with every incident he starts onscreen?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“...Haven’t I seen you before? I swear, DK must have seen you somewhere.”
“Sure seems like it.
I suggest you toss out your can openers.
We can transmit signals through there.”

..not him holding back a smug smirk
October 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
“Oh. That guy I get sick of seeing his face with every incident he starts onscreen?”
"Please, the only old man's ass i wanna kick is Dr. Wily's. The one who built me."
“Wait, the look on your face tells me you’re going to kick my ass, are ya?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“No, not yet.”
“Not yet, old man.

The moment you said the Hard-C word is the day you have to pay up to them.”
“...Are the robots coming out to get me?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“Wait, the look on your face tells me you’re going to kick my ass, are ya?”
"No... Not yet anyway."

Grinning
“...Are the robots coming out to get me?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“...Are the robots coming out to get me?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘
“Tron Bonne, Queen of the Servbots, at your service!”

#MVRP
#MegaManRP
All images are from the games and official artwork.
September 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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[[Halloween Costume Event Thing- Oct 26th - 31st]]
Tron has finished her costume and is going to wear it for a couple.
This is mainly going to affect her ability to use operate machines as one arm is a harpoon cannon.
She will not change personality wise.

[Normal Pin]
bsky.app/profile/hero...
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“Tron Bonne, Queen of the Servbots, at your service!”

#MVRP
#MegaManRP
All images are from the games and official artwork.
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
So the fish and King Mumble are fighting?
October 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“...Who?”
October 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“That’s rich. Didn’t you say this similar to those braindead AI schmucks?”
October 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“So? I don’t care. Let them cope and seethe.”
“You realize you’re gonna get cancelled for this, right?”
“...Diddy, I guess? I mean, we use that word on every robot made by those Kremlings.”
October 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“...Diddy, I guess? I mean, we use that word on every robot made by those Kremlings.”
October 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“What, kid?!”
October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
October 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“WHO SAYS THAT BLASTED LINE ANYMORE?!”
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Tch. I musta’ve underestimated you youngling.”
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“WHAT THE F-”
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM