𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!
@bananaslammas.bsky.social
Nessie | She/They | 18+
Pinned
Eh, they're the usual. I think.
Heh heh.
I still got it through all these years. So how is the rest of the Kong family?
I still got it through all these years. So how is the rest of the Kong family?
I DID MISS YOU
You're just. So pretty.
You're just. So pretty.
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Eh, they're the usual. I think.
Nothin' old man.
What.
how do you spell gorjus
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Nothin' old man.
I DID MISS YOU
You're just. So pretty.
You're just. So pretty.
I had a feeling we both missed each other, but here we are.
H. HEY CANDY!
October 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I DID MISS YOU
You're just. So pretty.
You're just. So pretty.
how do you spell gorjus
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
how do you spell gorjus
H. HEY CANDY!
It’s been a while I’ve seen you.
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
H. HEY CANDY!
" Yeah. "
“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
" Yeah. "
HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO
September 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO
ah shit, here we go again.
September 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ah shit, here we go again.
Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.
QOTD
Who is your muse’s least favourite person?
Who is your muse’s least favourite person?
a pixel art cat with a rainbow behind it and the words i hate you
ALT: a pixel art cat with a rainbow behind it and the words i hate you
media.tenor.com
August 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.
I miss Chunky Kong, man.
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I miss Chunky Kong, man.
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@bananaslammas.bsky.social
“HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~
YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~
HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL!
HIS COCONUT GUNS!
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS!
IF HE SHOOTS YA!
IT’S GONNA HURT!~
HE’S BIGGER!
FASTER!
AND STRONGER TOO!
HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
HUH!
D.K!
DONKEY KONG!~”🎶
“HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~
YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~
HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL!
HIS COCONUT GUNS!
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS!
IF HE SHOOTS YA!
IT’S GONNA HURT!~
HE’S BIGGER!
FASTER!
AND STRONGER TOO!
HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
HUH!
D.K!
DONKEY KONG!~”🎶
August 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
@bananaslammas.bsky.social
“HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~
YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~
HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL!
HIS COCONUT GUNS!
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS!
IF HE SHOOTS YA!
IT’S GONNA HURT!~
HE’S BIGGER!
FASTER!
AND STRONGER TOO!
HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
HUH!
D.K!
DONKEY KONG!~”🎶
“HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~
YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~
HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL!
HIS COCONUT GUNS!
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS!
IF HE SHOOTS YA!
IT’S GONNA HURT!~
HE’S BIGGER!
FASTER!
AND STRONGER TOO!
HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
HUH!
D.K!
DONKEY KONG!~”🎶
" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "
"no, /I/ rool, you stupid monkey"
August 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "
Breaking several bones.
“You’re so sensitive.”
August 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Breaking several bones.
" You know I rule. "
"I forgot just how INSUFFERABLE you are"
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
" You know I rule. "
Gonna go aura farm now.
August 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Gonna go aura farm now.
" I can keep goin', Drool. "
August 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
" I can keep goin', Drool. "
" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "
"No, by all means, start. I can't stand him."
" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "
August 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "
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" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "
". . ."
August 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "
" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "
@bananaslammas.bsky.social
"I don't know this guy, but if anybody spites that walking, talking, narcissistic handbag as much as I do, I want to be friends with them yesterday."
"I don't know this guy, but if anybody spites that walking, talking, narcissistic handbag as much as I do, I want to be friends with them yesterday."
August 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "
" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "
"NO!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN A CLEVER ONE!"
August 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "