Daniel Gutierrez
dgutierrez84.bsky.social
Daniel Gutierrez
@dgutierrez84.bsky.social
Podcaster, Tech Lover, and someone who somehow is getting a chance to help build a theme park... Who knew???
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BY THE GRACE OF AMAZING BOX ART KEKW, WE LIVE!!!!! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽🔥🔥🔥♥️♥️♥️💀💀💀

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December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I never had a pet rock, I always saw them as equals.
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It’s crazy how at the start of every week I don’t think I’ll make it to Friday, and yet somehow my body makes it to the end of the week but my soul is missing.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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if Home Alone was set in 2025, the McAllister kids would have been taken away by CPS and the parents would have been sued by the Wet Bandits for their injuries
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I wish you all have people in your life who love you and reach out to you as much as Jersey Mike’s does with me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i just told my daughter she couldn’t wear the same outfit a second day in a row and she said “my signature style is dirty”
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Let’s say you and I hang-in sometime? It’s like hanging out but we’re staying in… our own homes… and never see each other.

Free tomorrow?
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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i was a regifted child
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Time to load up on sandwiches and take back our cities.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The guy who invented potato tots was really onto something. Can you do the same thing with burritos? Like Burrito tots?
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Back in my day we didn’t have a Kpop band that flight demons, we had a one man named Hammer and he would never quit us. He was 2 Legit to quit us whether we liked it or not!
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I never miss leg day. That’s the cheapest day to buy kegs at Popeyes. It’s just smart money management.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Some of you slept with Jesus last night cuz you were drunk and didn’t realize they were actually dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi from episode 3 and it shows.
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
In the news. Government shutdown, boring. Epstein Files, yawn….

Oh Hello….
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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If Antifa was real we'd be getting text messages asking to donate... just sayin.
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Look all I want is for the two of us to knit our lives into one singular existence while you also leave me alone most of the time
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don’t want to be a werewolf, I want to be a herewolf. Always present and ready to be in this moment while going on blood thirsty rampages.
October 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Men will earn a bachelor's degree, followed by a master's or doctoral degree in psychology, counseling or social work, gain supervised clinical experience and pass a licensure exam instead of going to therapy
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy Halloween! Just remember when you see someone dressed as a Nazi, it’s not a costume
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Prince Andrew getting stripped is how we got into this whole mess isn’t it?
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I stopped watching because it was starting to get ridiculous a long time ago, and I’ve been trying to put it off but now I’m getting spoilers in the news. So I guess I have to start watching the last season of America.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM