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Here for the delicate balance of serious takes and very good memes
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a typically fantastic @graceonfootball.com newsletter but also I'm in this one www.graceonfootball.com/p/another-br...
Another Brick in the Meat Wall
Set Pieces are changing the Premier League in front of our eyes
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February 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Ya love to see them bozo a harmless cross at the worst possible time
WOLVES STUN ARSENAL IN EXTRA TIME! HOW IMPORTANT COULD THAT GOAL BE IN THE TITLE RACE!
February 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Very pleased to unveil the Igor Tudor Emotion Board to COYSky.
February 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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IDK, maybe it's the over priced seats? The over priced car parking? The inevitably over outpriced everything?

Or perhaps the very real that to anyone traveling to the USA that either they won't be let in the country or will be kidnapped by ICE for simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time?
February 18, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Our new manager moved one house closer.

Now he’s Tudors Down.

Send skeet.
February 17, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Imagining Tottenham Hotspur without Johan Lange
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
“We shouldn’t have hired Frank”
Bold Why GIF
ALT: Bold Why GIF
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February 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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Lol yes. Sorry for the delay.
February 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
New Bond just dropped
February 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You: is Igor Tudor a good manager? What type of football does he play?

Me: what goofs can we make with his name?
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
@gregjenner.bsky.social COYSky is going to be ripe for Tudor references … help us
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Club's being run by Swamp Wambsgans from "Succession"

www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...
Joe Lewis’s grandson-in-law is now calling the shots at Spurs
Little-known executive faces first big decision since family takeover of club with appointment of Thomas Frank’s successor
www.telegraph.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Tottenham don't need a saviour. They need a system

A new manager won't be enough to solve the North London club's major issues.
Tottenham don't need a saviour. They need a system
A new manager won't be enough to solve the North London club's major issues.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Bodied
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 PM
February 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
My take on Ange’s Overlap interview:

Good news: all your takes on Spurs were correct.

Bad news: all your takes on Spurs were correct.
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Xabi, think about how fun it could be to fix us
It’s not the best sales pitch to Xabi Alonso, but it’s the best Spurs can do
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Spurs interim manager will be a committee of Ryan Mason, Erik Lamela, Jan Vertonghen, and Ben Davies.
a man in a red suit and tie is holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a man in a red suit and tie is holding a piece of paper .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Managers have a financial incentive to stubbornly cling onto their jobs so they get a massive payout when they’re fired.

But I still wish Frank had just quit earlier and saved us a lot of bullshit.
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Thom no mas
Send skeet
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This is where I’m at.

It’s the right step. But it’s only right because it’s so bad.

I’ll find things to be optimistic about once we pick a new manager.
Nothing to celebrate really, club still sucks shit.
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Poor bastard
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The annoying thing is that our individual players are still good enough to pull a goal out of nowhere. So there’s still hope of a draw.
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM