DeuxCentCinq
@deuxcentcinq.bsky.social
My three favourite things are Oxford commas, irony, and missed opportunities.
@nytimes.com mini crossword. “Unplu” isn’t a word. #minicrossword
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
@nytimes.com mini crossword. “Unplu” isn’t a word. #minicrossword
The @cineworld.bsky.social Secret Screaming was the one film we didn’t want it to be. Booked a babysitter, out for a nice meal beforehand…only to walk out at the title screen of Good Boy. I do not want to see a dog horror film. Just zero interest. Decided to go to the pub instead. #SecretScreaming
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The @cineworld.bsky.social Secret Screaming was the one film we didn’t want it to be. Booked a babysitter, out for a nice meal beforehand…only to walk out at the title screen of Good Boy. I do not want to see a dog horror film. Just zero interest. Decided to go to the pub instead. #SecretScreaming
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do you ever think about how when you look at someone's butthole, photons are bouncing off the hole and directly into your eyes
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
do you ever think about how when you look at someone's butthole, photons are bouncing off the hole and directly into your eyes
Tonight at @cineworld.bsky.social was Aliens - Director’s Cut. Much better. #Sequels #cineworld #aliens
September 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Tonight at @cineworld.bsky.social was Aliens - Director’s Cut. Much better. #Sequels #cineworld #aliens
The @cineworld.bsky.social secret screening 16 was Urchin. Another awards-type film that’s really not my cup of tea. Having researched what was coming out soon, I walked out as soon as I saw the title card. #urchin #urchinfilm #cineworld #secretscreening
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The @cineworld.bsky.social secret screening 16 was Urchin. Another awards-type film that’s really not my cup of tea. Having researched what was coming out soon, I walked out as soon as I saw the title card. #urchin #urchinfilm #cineworld #secretscreening
The @cineworld.bsky.social Secret Screening was I Swear. Lasted 20 mins before I walked out. I’m sure it’s a very worthy story, but it’s not exactly entertaining. More Channel 4 documentary fodder than a night out at the cinema. #cineworld #secretscreening #iswear
September 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The @cineworld.bsky.social Secret Screening was I Swear. Lasted 20 mins before I walked out. I’m sure it’s a very worthy story, but it’s not exactly entertaining. More Channel 4 documentary fodder than a night out at the cinema. #cineworld #secretscreening #iswear
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I often get asked; “do you like all turn of the century post-hardcore?”
“Yes”, I say….
“Yes”, I say….
March 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I often get asked; “do you like all turn of the century post-hardcore?”
“Yes”, I say….
“Yes”, I say….
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The government should subsidise pubs to encourage the positive social outcomes they deliver. Every adult should get three free pints a week and a bottle of English wine on their birthday.
September 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The government should subsidise pubs to encourage the positive social outcomes they deliver. Every adult should get three free pints a week and a bottle of English wine on their birthday.
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Nothing charts the gradual enshittification of the UK over the last 25 years better than the Kellogg's Variety Pack. The exciting 90 & 90s breakfast is now a pathetic shadow of it's former glory.
September 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nothing charts the gradual enshittification of the UK over the last 25 years better than the Kellogg's Variety Pack. The exciting 90 & 90s breakfast is now a pathetic shadow of it's former glory.
Great work @cineworld.bsky.social - got this email this morning, the day after the offer expires…top job.
September 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Great work @cineworld.bsky.social - got this email this morning, the day after the offer expires…top job.
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Tebay services is the most overhyped place in the country. Yes, it's better than most other service stations, but that's not exactly a high bar. What it actually is is a fairly standard farm shop except everything is triple the price.
August 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Tebay services is the most overhyped place in the country. Yes, it's better than most other service stations, but that's not exactly a high bar. What it actually is is a fairly standard farm shop except everything is triple the price.
Maltesers in a box, from the theatre, are top tier Maltesers. If only they still did the shaped Fruit Gums in a box… #nostalgia #theatre #londontheatre
August 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Maltesers in a box, from the theatre, are top tier Maltesers. If only they still did the shaped Fruit Gums in a box… #nostalgia #theatre #londontheatre
First game I’ve been to in ages, rain stopped play after 40’mins. #hampshireCricket
July 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
First game I’ve been to in ages, rain stopped play after 40’mins. #hampshireCricket
Misheard song lyrics? Nirvana - Lithium: “I’m so horny, that’s ok, my willy’s good.” #misheardsonglyrics
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Misheard song lyrics? Nirvana - Lithium: “I’m so horny, that’s ok, my willy’s good.” #misheardsonglyrics
Why does no-one in The Bear have a case on their phone?
July 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Why does no-one in The Bear have a case on their phone?
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Providing your workforce with an Android phone should be considered a hate crime.
July 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Providing your workforce with an Android phone should be considered a hate crime.
Million dollar idea: a camping equipment company who make the bags their stuff comes in big enough to get the stuff back into when you’re packing it back up.
May 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Million dollar idea: a camping equipment company who make the bags their stuff comes in big enough to get the stuff back into when you’re packing it back up.
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May the 3rd be with you 😎
May 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
May the 3rd be with you 😎
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the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
April 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
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"No cheeses for us meeces" is the greatest line in the history of song lyrics.
April 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"No cheeses for us meeces" is the greatest line in the history of song lyrics.
…Reasons why Easter is better than Christmas:2/2
7. No office parties to endure.
8. You don't have to bring a tree inside to die slowly in the corner of the room.
9. You can be grumpy and not get called "Scrooge" every five minutes.
10. Rabbits > robins.
7. No office parties to endure.
8. You don't have to bring a tree inside to die slowly in the corner of the room.
9. You can be grumpy and not get called "Scrooge" every five minutes.
10. Rabbits > robins.
March 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
…Reasons why Easter is better than Christmas:2/2
7. No office parties to endure.
8. You don't have to bring a tree inside to die slowly in the corner of the room.
9. You can be grumpy and not get called "Scrooge" every five minutes.
10. Rabbits > robins.
7. No office parties to endure.
8. You don't have to bring a tree inside to die slowly in the corner of the room.
9. You can be grumpy and not get called "Scrooge" every five minutes.
10. Rabbits > robins.
Reasons why Easter is better than Christmas: 1/2
1. Guaranteed four day weekend.
2. Better weather.
3. Roast lamb > roast turkey.
4. Easter egg hunts > advent calendars.
5. Chocolate > mince pies.
6. No stressing trying to get last minute presents for relatives you didn't know were coming…
1. Guaranteed four day weekend.
2. Better weather.
3. Roast lamb > roast turkey.
4. Easter egg hunts > advent calendars.
5. Chocolate > mince pies.
6. No stressing trying to get last minute presents for relatives you didn't know were coming…
March 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reasons why Easter is better than Christmas: 1/2
1. Guaranteed four day weekend.
2. Better weather.
3. Roast lamb > roast turkey.
4. Easter egg hunts > advent calendars.
5. Chocolate > mince pies.
6. No stressing trying to get last minute presents for relatives you didn't know were coming…
1. Guaranteed four day weekend.
2. Better weather.
3. Roast lamb > roast turkey.
4. Easter egg hunts > advent calendars.
5. Chocolate > mince pies.
6. No stressing trying to get last minute presents for relatives you didn't know were coming…
Why do people pronounce “turmeric” as “tuiumeeric”? #SaturdayKitchen
March 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Why do people pronounce “turmeric” as “tuiumeeric”? #SaturdayKitchen
Oh yes. What a glorious day for the first friendly of the season.
March 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oh yes. What a glorious day for the first friendly of the season.