math puns make me number.
math puns make me number.
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Me: *Pause* "It's a Phillip's head screw driver."
#joke
Me: *raising it to my lips to take a drink* "A guy named Phillip"
Them: "What's in it?"
Me: "Vodka and orange juice."
Me: *Pause* "It's a Phillip's head screw driver."
#joke
If neither Steve nor Fred would do it, you shouldn't either.
Protect your team. Be a good neighbor. Punch a Nazi. All are great examples of World Kindness Day.
If neither Steve nor Fred would do it, you shouldn't either.
Protect your team. Be a good neighbor. Punch a Nazi. All are great examples of World Kindness Day.
The world needs all of us to be more like Mr. Rogers, more of the time.
He shared innumerable wise words with us, many which have stuck with me and guide me even today, and I'd like to share a few of them this morning.
The world needs all of us to be more like Mr. Rogers, more of the time.
(and whatever else it is they are striking for)
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
(and whatever else it is they are striking for)
Remember you don’t have to keep up with everything.
Mute keywords. Take a break. Curate your digital space.
It’s ok to step away.
Remember you don’t have to keep up with everything.
Mute keywords. Take a break. Curate your digital space.
It’s ok to step away.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Your vote is important!
Don’t forget to vote
- Request a written explanation: If poll workers deny your regular ballot, ask them to put in writing why they refused it.
Your vote is important!
Don’t forget to vote