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Throw in a little “you need to lose weight“ for the razzle dazzle.
If a doctors office don’t do nothing else, they gone asthma acid reflux sleep apnea viral infection the fuck out of a diagnosis instead of listened to you.
February 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Umm...no? Kiss my ass? Tf
February 10, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The way I've gotten so much done today. The drugs are kicking in 💀

I have to ration them bc I couldn't get a doctor's appointment sooner than a month from now but at least it's set up.

Now I'm just obsessively checking to see if my planner has been delivered lmao
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I haven't bought concert merch in like a decade but I NEED this F+tM choker to be available at the US tour shows PLEASE 🤒😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
My planner gets here tomorrow and I'm so impatient
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The fact that they even had to clarify. I need yall to READ.
(hi everyone, this means i am aware of the fact all of the western hemisphere countries are america, and thus loved what bad bunny did. i don't think some of you caught that)
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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All of us this evening.
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
PERIODT
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 AM
On this note I also want to start annotating again. I think I'll treat myself to some stationery for my birthday.
I want to read more translated fiction this year I think
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
As a resident A Whole New World hater I am pleased to see Poor Unfortunate Souls recognized for the absolute fucking banger it is. Easily the best song in the movie.
my friends and i did a DISNEY SONG BRACKET, randomized seeds, i truly cannot believe Part of Your World did not make it to top 4, but i do think all 4 of these slap, in the end we landed on

1. Poor Unfortunate Souls
2. A Whole New World
3. Be Prepared
4. I'll Make a Man Out of You
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I want to read more translated fiction this year I think
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
She is such a fucking disappointment
phoebe robinson makes it plain.
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I was so excited to recommend this to someone who wants to make comics about queer, Black characters but felt like he didn't know of any examples.

I was just like "PLEASE LET ME BESTOW UPON YOU THE BLESSING OF RIDE OR DIE YOU MUST BASK IN THE GLORY OF VUCKY"
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The way I won't be playing Sims again till June bc it always takes me like 3 days to update my mods folder after a patch
February 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I'm always going to hold Coraline close to my heart, but that man deserves absolutely no peace for the rest of his days. He is VILE.
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I decided to spin the block on the Passion Planner and it's on its way and I am excite! I used to get one every year bc I feel like it fits my brain well.

I want to start using physical planners again for mental health reasons and all the popular ones are like...mad expensive. 🙃
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The transatlantic slave trade 🙃

Right into Virginia
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Hi! If you like:

💖 Practical Magic + Breaking Bad
💖 morally gray Black witches
💖 bi MCs
💖 love potions that crawl down throats
💖ride-or-die nonbinary baes
💖burning cops at the stake
💖"fuck the gov" vibes
💖Black family love

You might like my YA THE POISONS WE DRINK.

🛒 linktr.ee/bethanybaptiste
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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Happy birthday Tula-Tu! This petite party pachyderm is 1 today 💖
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I love that it specified her as a Unicorn and not as Amalthea lol
my friends and i did a HEAR ME OUT BRACKET, we all got to submit some, randomized seeds, in the end we landed on

1. Legs (Toy Story)
2. The Last Unicorn
3. Glados
4. Fifi (Beauty and the Beast)
January 31, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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sometimes magical, always anti-fascist.

#fuckice #abolishice
January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Burnetts, oh my GOD
Me and Malibu Coconut Rum will NEVER see each other again! 😩
January 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Bitch, apparently you can add links to photos in Notion now??? This changes EVERYTHING
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 PM