Bethany Baptiste
@storysorcery.bsky.social
bi // a FL nigga 🐊//gemini // she/her // southerner // trans lives matter always // National bestselling author of THE POISONS WE DRINK & the author of THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME
Pinned
🚨announcement🚨
if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others.
tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way
if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others.
tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way
"Don't lead me astray."
"That's what wolves do. How else do we eat?"
Gang, meet Stark. He barks & bites. He's also got a wolfish appetite. 😌
🐺 Werewolf smut
🌙 Middle-aged sluts
🐺 Fated mates
🌙 2nd chances
Out Nov 30! 😘
🛒bit.ly/madebeast
📖bit.ly/beast-bite
"That's what wolves do. How else do we eat?"
Gang, meet Stark. He barks & bites. He's also got a wolfish appetite. 😌
🐺 Werewolf smut
🌙 Middle-aged sluts
🐺 Fated mates
🌙 2nd chances
Out Nov 30! 😘
🛒bit.ly/madebeast
📖bit.ly/beast-bite
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"Don't lead me astray."
"That's what wolves do. How else do we eat?"
Gang, meet Stark. He barks & bites. He's also got a wolfish appetite. 😌
🐺 Werewolf smut
🌙 Middle-aged sluts
🐺 Fated mates
🌙 2nd chances
Out Nov 30! 😘
🛒bit.ly/madebeast
📖bit.ly/beast-bite
"That's what wolves do. How else do we eat?"
Gang, meet Stark. He barks & bites. He's also got a wolfish appetite. 😌
🐺 Werewolf smut
🌙 Middle-aged sluts
🐺 Fated mates
🌙 2nd chances
Out Nov 30! 😘
🛒bit.ly/madebeast
📖bit.ly/beast-bite
✨️trad pub transparency update✨️
2nd royalty check for THE POISONS WE DRINK (for January 2025-June 2025): $2.2K
To go from a $12K royalty check to a $2K royalty check is an adjustment, I'll admit. It changes a few plans I had in mind for 2026 as an indie author.
1/6
2nd royalty check for THE POISONS WE DRINK (for January 2025-June 2025): $2.2K
To go from a $12K royalty check to a $2K royalty check is an adjustment, I'll admit. It changes a few plans I had in mind for 2026 as an indie author.
1/6
✨TRANSPARENCY TIME✨
Buckle up!
Finally got paid for my IP gig. So, officially, I no longer have trad pub work. So, I'll break down my trad pub career from 2020-2025 ($ before agent fees):
MONEY STUFF:
Wrote 3 books (PB, MG, YA)
The PB and MG were IP.
YA had a $15K advance.
MG had $15K.
1/10
Buckle up!
Finally got paid for my IP gig. So, officially, I no longer have trad pub work. So, I'll break down my trad pub career from 2020-2025 ($ before agent fees):
MONEY STUFF:
Wrote 3 books (PB, MG, YA)
The PB and MG were IP.
YA had a $15K advance.
MG had $15K.
1/10
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
✨️trad pub transparency update✨️
2nd royalty check for THE POISONS WE DRINK (for January 2025-June 2025): $2.2K
To go from a $12K royalty check to a $2K royalty check is an adjustment, I'll admit. It changes a few plans I had in mind for 2026 as an indie author.
1/6
2nd royalty check for THE POISONS WE DRINK (for January 2025-June 2025): $2.2K
To go from a $12K royalty check to a $2K royalty check is an adjustment, I'll admit. It changes a few plans I had in mind for 2026 as an indie author.
1/6
The Devil once Dick Cheney spiraled down to the pits of Hell like a Sky Dancer doll.
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Devil once Dick Cheney spiraled down to the pits of Hell like a Sky Dancer doll.
✨️building something special on my author site for 2026✨️
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
✨️building something special on my author site for 2026✨️
I bold the font, make it bright red, and highlight it yellow. I don't have time for the foolishness.
As a professional sender-of-emails, the reason phrases are bolded is not because we're using AI, it's because y'all don't read 🫶🏽. We're trying to make sure you catch the important bits before your squirrel brain kicks in
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I bold the font, make it bright red, and highlight it yellow. I don't have time for the foolishness.
me tryna figure out how to patch up a gaping plothole
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
me tryna figure out how to patch up a gaping plothole
heads up, my bad. 😩
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
heads up, my bad. 😩
🐺🚨sneak peek alert🚨🐺
the first nine chapters are now live and waiting to be devoured! just head to the url and grab your copy in pdf, epub, or both (whatever satisfies your appetite). read, and if you’re into it, share the feast (show your friends the middle-aged sluts too).
bit.ly/beast-bite
the first nine chapters are now live and waiting to be devoured! just head to the url and grab your copy in pdf, epub, or both (whatever satisfies your appetite). read, and if you’re into it, share the feast (show your friends the middle-aged sluts too).
bit.ly/beast-bite
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🐺🚨sneak peek alert🚨🐺
the first nine chapters are now live and waiting to be devoured! just head to the url and grab your copy in pdf, epub, or both (whatever satisfies your appetite). read, and if you’re into it, share the feast (show your friends the middle-aged sluts too).
bit.ly/beast-bite
the first nine chapters are now live and waiting to be devoured! just head to the url and grab your copy in pdf, epub, or both (whatever satisfies your appetite). read, and if you’re into it, share the feast (show your friends the middle-aged sluts too).
bit.ly/beast-bite
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
As I prep THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME for release, I realized it’s not quite where I want it. I’m pushing the date to Nov 30, 2025 (if Amazon cooperates). I just need a little more time to get it right. Thanks for your patience & support! 💙
As I prep THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME for release, I realized it’s not quite where I want it. I’m pushing the date to Nov 30, 2025 (if Amazon cooperates). I just need a little more time to get it right. Thanks for your patience & support! 💙
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨
As I prep THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME for release, I realized it’s not quite where I want it. I’m pushing the date to Nov 30, 2025 (if Amazon cooperates). I just need a little more time to get it right. Thanks for your patience & support! 💙
As I prep THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME for release, I realized it’s not quite where I want it. I’m pushing the date to Nov 30, 2025 (if Amazon cooperates). I just need a little more time to get it right. Thanks for your patience & support! 💙
another lil snippet nobody asked for from the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book. ❤️🥰
stark and sparrow are almost heeeeere!
stark and sparrow are almost heeeeere!
October 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
another lil snippet nobody asked for from the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book. ❤️🥰
stark and sparrow are almost heeeeere!
stark and sparrow are almost heeeeere!
just a lil snippet from the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book nobody asked for. 🥰❤️
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
just a lil snippet from the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book nobody asked for. 🥰❤️
The only brand of FMCs I write
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The only brand of FMCs I write
bluesky is hard to crack for me, but when i post on here, i do feel the support with the few who see my foolery. and it got me like:
October 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
bluesky is hard to crack for me, but when i post on here, i do feel the support with the few who see my foolery. and it got me like:
wow, it's possible we might hit 700 preorders before the middle-aged sluts' arrival on halloween 🎃
do you like werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts? if so, come closer and tap in plz!
do you like werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts? if so, come closer and tap in plz!
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
wow, it's possible we might hit 700 preorders before the middle-aged sluts' arrival on halloween 🎃
do you like werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts? if so, come closer and tap in plz!
do you like werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts? if so, come closer and tap in plz!
🚨announcement🚨
if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others.
tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way
if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others.
tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
🚨announcement🚨
if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others.
tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way
if you preordered beast on apple, b&n, or kobo, you might see a new date (nov 5). don’t worry! it’s still dropping oct 31 unless the backend acts up. just syncing timelines between amazon + others.
tryna deliver the middle-aged sluts the right way
i forgot to post it last night. 😂 hes hiding behind the cat and he's in her cat, if you're wondering.
i did what i could. 🥲 but there's too much going on, so the placement is the best i could do.
i did what i could. 🥲 but there's too much going on, so the placement is the best i could do.
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i forgot to post it last night. 😂 hes hiding behind the cat and he's in her cat, if you're wondering.
i did what i could. 🥲 but there's too much going on, so the placement is the best i could do.
i did what i could. 🥲 but there's too much going on, so the placement is the best i could do.
i have an art sneak peek but bluesky acts so weird when it comes to pictures
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i have an art sneak peek but bluesky acts so weird when it comes to pictures
somebody said "hell naw, not today." and now we're at 667. 😂😂😂 that did not last long.
thank you! 😂 pray for me.
thank you! 😂 pray for me.
yall, we've got exactly 666 preorders for "the werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book.
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
somebody said "hell naw, not today." and now we're at 667. 😂😂😂 that did not last long.
thank you! 😂 pray for me.
thank you! 😂 pray for me.
yall, we've got exactly 666 preorders for "the werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book.
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
yall, we've got exactly 666 preorders for "the werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book.
QUICK QUESTION: If I put in a book: "He wanted to push her granny panties to the side and grandfather her in..."
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the livelihood of you returning the book & blocking me on all social media accts, gang? I'm trying to weigh the risks vs the rewards.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the livelihood of you returning the book & blocking me on all social media accts, gang? I'm trying to weigh the risks vs the rewards.
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
QUICK QUESTION: If I put in a book: "He wanted to push her granny panties to the side and grandfather her in..."
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the livelihood of you returning the book & blocking me on all social media accts, gang? I'm trying to weigh the risks vs the rewards.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is the livelihood of you returning the book & blocking me on all social media accts, gang? I'm trying to weigh the risks vs the rewards.
please give us a show of hands if you're excited for the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book aka THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME? 🤚🏿🤚🏾🤚🏽🤚🏼🤚🏻🤚
out october 31 🐺🎃🌙
ac: @rougefox.bsky.social
out october 31 🐺🎃🌙
ac: @rougefox.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
please give us a show of hands if you're excited for the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book aka THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME? 🤚🏿🤚🏾🤚🏽🤚🏼🤚🏻🤚
out october 31 🐺🎃🌙
ac: @rougefox.bsky.social
out october 31 🐺🎃🌙
ac: @rougefox.bsky.social
we made it to 600 preorders for the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book. lets get to 666. jk jk jk. pray for me. 😭
September 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
we made it to 600 preorders for the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book. lets get to 666. jk jk jk. pray for me. 😭
back in jan, i set a goal of 50 preorders for the “werewolf smut w/ middle-aged sluts” book. i didn’t think i’d get close. now it’s september & we’re 2 away from 600.
thank you for showing up for me, this book, & the middle-aged sluts. it’s been rough & your excitement means everything.
thank you for showing up for me, this book, & the middle-aged sluts. it’s been rough & your excitement means everything.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
back in jan, i set a goal of 50 preorders for the “werewolf smut w/ middle-aged sluts” book. i didn’t think i’d get close. now it’s september & we’re 2 away from 600.
thank you for showing up for me, this book, & the middle-aged sluts. it’s been rough & your excitement means everything.
thank you for showing up for me, this book, & the middle-aged sluts. it’s been rough & your excitement means everything.
the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book ranking at the top for New Releases in its category and the top 3 in Bestsellers in its category got me HYPPPPEEEEE!
THANK YALL! 🥰🎉
THANK YALL! 🥰🎉
September 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
the "werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts" book ranking at the top for New Releases in its category and the top 3 in Bestsellers in its category got me HYPPPPEEEEE!
THANK YALL! 🥰🎉
THANK YALL! 🥰🎉
i asked for 6 more souls to corrupt with werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts and got a lot more than that! thank yall so much for spreading the word! 🥰
we've exceeded 500 preorders. in fact, we're at 528! me and the middle-aged sluts appreciate yalls support!!!
we've exceeded 500 preorders. in fact, we're at 528! me and the middle-aged sluts appreciate yalls support!!!
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i asked for 6 more souls to corrupt with werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts and got a lot more than that! thank yall so much for spreading the word! 🥰
we've exceeded 500 preorders. in fact, we're at 528! me and the middle-aged sluts appreciate yalls support!!!
we've exceeded 500 preorders. in fact, we're at 528! me and the middle-aged sluts appreciate yalls support!!!