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Werewilf
@despairbud.bsky.social
Award-winning pronoun user
Mambo number fifteen. The last thing you want on the side is a little bit of Monica. But as it turns out, that might be what you get
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
*yogi bear voice*
Labubu
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’ve never heard “ara ara” out loud and I always imagine it as some kind of Tim Allen grunt
September 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It was the Beastie Boys
It was the Wursta Boys
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Peak character design
broad-tailed hummingbirds built a nest atop a tea light on a friend's front porch. one bird fledged yesterday, and one kiddo (who I saw flying, too) was hanging around for more food from mom #birds
July 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I don’t have much more brains I can shit out
May 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
*primus voice* Jerry was an ipad haver
May 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
*to the tune of Welcome to the Black parade*
If you or /
A loved one /
Diagnosed /
With mesothelioma /
Make an injury claim
March 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Wild how it’s only cool to kiss your hand if you’re a chef
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Girl, are you a federal holiday? Because I am (observing) you.
February 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
*Soul Calibur announcer voice*
Like sands in the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
All goths are girls and all emos are boys.
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
MFw the mailman i’m shot in Goodsprings shows up in my casino
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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i don’t trust you man. you look like shit. you look. Like you got a lever in your house. opens a door to more house.
January 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
December 26, 2024 at 4:00 AM
“Abandoned”
That building looks like it was built an hour ago
December 22, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I’ll piss and I’ll shit and I’ll cum your house down
November 30, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Every 'Hard Times' article is just 'Man at Queens of the Stone Age Concert realizes he's in his 30s'
November 28, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Racking my brain thinking of a name for a human
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Hello cutie ;)
(cute people DNI)
October 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I WILL apologize for being myself.
I HATE being different.
Normalcy is GREAT.
I AM VERY SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD AT THE FIREHOUSE SUBS
August 24, 2023 at 7:07 PM
Teacher: Who can tell me who is on the $100 bill?
Bare Naked Lady Guy: IT’S BEN
August 22, 2023 at 1:42 PM
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August 18, 2023 at 4:35 AM