The world, which has long looked to the USA as a place of freedom, human rights, justice, civility, opportunity, etc is now seeing AMERICAN CITIZENS being victimized by their OWN GOVERNMENT and realizing the US is no longer a safe place to be. abcnews.go.com/US/us-1st-ti...

Will Stancil out there doing more to protect the people of Minneapolis than the entire Democratic party smh

Bunnicula sighting at my grocery store

Not only did my brain think thiz tablet was a physical planner, but my brain autocompleted the edge of her keyboard into one of those accounting calculators with the tape>_<

wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏

Goblin mode activated. Ca. 17th century. www.christies.com/lot/lot-4563...

ghoul: did you finish that poster for the toronto property management campaign?
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted

The thing about flying is that I'm always either an hour early, or I'm arriving as they call the last group for boarding. There is no in-between

Christmas - that special time of year where we can gather round and watch a classic picture with the family... oh, what are we watching? Holiday Inn? What a charmingly innocuous flick this is. Oh, we're coming to Lincoln's birthday, I wonder what family-friendly fun will transpi- OHGODINHEAVEN!!!

Some pies have filling and bottom-crust but no top-crust. Some have no bottom-crust. I am thus tempted to make a pie with no filling, but with top and bottom crust. It shall be called "Hollow Pie" (v. seasonal) and the trick will be getting the lattice top to stay both after cooking and post-slicing

"Great deals on stockings..." the amazon notification began, but my hoe ass was being hoho'd bc Christmas deals have begun before we've even slain and eaten the great pumpkin, y'all

Here’s another stealth costume for white cats: hairy eyeball.