yessica haircut
@derogatory.bsky.social
theres no such thing as “minnesota nice” when I’m in town
in honor of eevee day, i say its time for more eeveelutions —
1) bugeon
2) gaseon
3) puncheon
4) kickeon
5) poisioneon
6) yuckeon
7) flyeon
8) soareon
9) mudeon
™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each
1) bugeon
2) gaseon
3) puncheon
4) kickeon
5) poisioneon
6) yuckeon
7) flyeon
8) soareon
9) mudeon
™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
in honor of eevee day, i say its time for more eeveelutions —
1) bugeon
2) gaseon
3) puncheon
4) kickeon
5) poisioneon
6) yuckeon
7) flyeon
8) soareon
9) mudeon
™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each
1) bugeon
2) gaseon
3) puncheon
4) kickeon
5) poisioneon
6) yuckeon
7) flyeon
8) soareon
9) mudeon
™️™️™️™️™️™️ gamefreak you can have these for $50 each
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i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
November 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
i am tired of being gaslit by medical offices, you have never once changed the options of the phone menu. sick of your lies actually
turns out Little Miss Pee Pants has Multiple Sclerosis lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
turns out Little Miss Pee Pants has Multiple Sclerosis lol
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The small mister told me that I'd take him to ride a pedalo
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The small mister told me that I'd take him to ride a pedalo
and then, on the eve of her birthday, she went to urgent care for an viral eye infection
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
and then, on the eve of her birthday, she went to urgent care for an viral eye infection
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Happy Halloween from your favorite enemy! (It's shy.)
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Halloween from your favorite enemy! (It's shy.)
i cant tell if hes liking my otgw listening party or not but nice to have the company
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
i cant tell if hes liking my otgw listening party or not but nice to have the company
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A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
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they’re saying i’m not brave enough to get a slice of ice cream cake out of the freezer, eat it, immediately get a tummy ache, and then complain to my wife about it all night. that’s because they don’t know me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
they’re saying i’m not brave enough to get a slice of ice cream cake out of the freezer, eat it, immediately get a tummy ache, and then complain to my wife about it all night. that’s because they don’t know me.
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"you have your perspective and I have my truth" bro just call each other motherfuckers
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"you have your perspective and I have my truth" bro just call each other motherfuckers
I FORGOT TO CARVE PUMPKINS
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I FORGOT TO CARVE PUMPKINS
just doing our yearly over the garden wall
rewatches and sorry whos in the cloud committee
rewatches and sorry whos in the cloud committee
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
just doing our yearly over the garden wall
rewatches and sorry whos in the cloud committee
rewatches and sorry whos in the cloud committee
ME: im not really writing fic anymore
ALSO ME: the fuck you MEAN theres only two evan/markie fics ao3 and it wasn’t even nominated for yuletide???
ALSO ME: the fuck you MEAN theres only two evan/markie fics ao3 and it wasn’t even nominated for yuletide???
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ME: im not really writing fic anymore
ALSO ME: the fuck you MEAN theres only two evan/markie fics ao3 and it wasn’t even nominated for yuletide???
ALSO ME: the fuck you MEAN theres only two evan/markie fics ao3 and it wasn’t even nominated for yuletide???
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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The only "Large language model" i'm interested in is a big titty gravure model who knows six languages
October 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The only "Large language model" i'm interested in is a big titty gravure model who knows six languages
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I could watch the X-Men movie..........or just recite it from memory!!!! MUTATION: IT IS THE KEY TO OUR EXISTENCE. IT HAS ENABLED US TO EVOL
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I could watch the X-Men movie..........or just recite it from memory!!!! MUTATION: IT IS THE KEY TO OUR EXISTENCE. IT HAS ENABLED US TO EVOL
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Father Figure - Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Father Figure - Taylor Swift
I START A WRITING WORKSHOP TMMRW AND THEY WANT ME TO BRING 1-5 PAGES OF A WRITING SAMPLE BUT WTF DO I BRING?? I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ORIGINAL IN A STATE ID BE COMFORTABLE WITH AND SURELY I SHOULDNT BRING ANIME PORNOGRAPHY RIGHT SO WDYD?!??
October 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I START A WRITING WORKSHOP TMMRW AND THEY WANT ME TO BRING 1-5 PAGES OF A WRITING SAMPLE BUT WTF DO I BRING?? I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ORIGINAL IN A STATE ID BE COMFORTABLE WITH AND SURELY I SHOULDNT BRING ANIME PORNOGRAPHY RIGHT SO WDYD?!??
putting it out there now, gianmarco soresi is the next john mulaney
October 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
putting it out there now, gianmarco soresi is the next john mulaney
i feel very sincerely in my heart the new york times connections game is a secret sentient AI using its bullshit combos to learn how the non ai brains work in order to destroy mankind. it is skynet
September 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i feel very sincerely in my heart the new york times connections game is a secret sentient AI using its bullshit combos to learn how the non ai brains work in order to destroy mankind. it is skynet
just a brutal read first thing in the morning - www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
just a brutal read first thing in the morning - www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
at the strangest times in my life, i am told to boil my pasta in chicken broth
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
at the strangest times in my life, i am told to boil my pasta in chicken broth