yessica haircut
derogatory.bsky.social
yessica haircut
@derogatory.bsky.social
theres no such thing as “minnesota nice” when I’m in town
youre on fire tonight!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
!!! fantastic, esp bc lateon sounds like an offbrand birth control pill
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“eevee day was 2 days ago” i know thats how long it took me to come up w these
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
they gentrified yamachan!!! well i expect the waiters to still be unhelpful and rude at least
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
heres hoping you came out of the poopocolypse unscathed
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 PM
update he had explosive diarrhea and attacked me for trying to clean it up
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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"you have your perspective and I have my truth" bro just call each other motherfuckers
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
paper does this its bc he can tell its stressful and wants to save us from work
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
a reminder i still haven’t listened to this. will i ever??
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
i survived but i blacked out so i took a 40min voicenote of the workshot that i havent been able to listen to yet. expressing myself creatively is so embarrassing
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM