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DerMüde’Tude
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Mostly livetweeting, plus the occasional random comment. #Svengoolie, #TheLastDriveIn, sometimes #BMovieManiacs, sometimes other things. If you want me you already know how to find me.
“I don’t mind the beating so much, but, dammit, this was my favorite sweater!”

#TheLastDriveIn
January 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Pretty sure Telly would win.
Land Raiders, a faux Spaghetti western with Telly Savalas, is produced by Charles Schneer and directed by Nathan Juran, the same team that brought us 7th Voyage of Sinbad. If they only added Ray Harryhausen, we could see Telly fight the cyclops.
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Piss off, haters.

#StarfleetAcademy #StarTrek
Refreshingly-positive review that made me smile for all sorts of reasons, especially after my earlier post. This properly ramps up the excitement and anticipation for seeing the new show. Well done to @trekcore.com and massive thanks for not spoiling. 😀🖖#StarTrekStarfleetAcademy #StarTrek
NEW — The first classes at #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy begin next Thursday, and here’s our spoiler-free review of the upcoming season!

blog.trekcore.com/2026/01/star...
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Yep, it's always a unique pleasure to see someone come in here claiming than an unreleased movie/show/album/song/whatever is going to suck. I wish *I* was psychic!
January 6, 2026 at 7:13 PM
#Lucasfilm's new plan seems to me absurdly simple and logical:

1. Drop the producer who's better at business than creative;
2. Hire replacement charged *only* with business matters; and
3. Hire a proven talent and #StarWars fan to handle *only* creative matters.

It's been working for James Gunn.
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
This week's #Svengoolie:

Peter Cushing! Christopher Lee! Freddie Francis! It's not #Hammer, but an incredible simulation from #Amicus, Hammer's number one competitor in the 70s! Based on a story by Robert Bloch, whose middle name should be legally changed to "Author of PSYCHO." It's "The Skull"!
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
LIFEFORCE! Only the single greatest film ever committed to celluloid. I will not be taking questions.

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ah, Aubrey Morris. It's not a true British movie without you, mate.

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I don't know if Sven will go into this, but director Seth Holt died of heart failure 5 weeks into a 6-week shoot. Hammer head Michael Carrerras took over to finish the movie, and noted that he had a helluva time getting Holt's footage to cut together. #Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
He's not listed in the credits or on IMDB, but that sure as hell looks like Anthony Stewart Head to me.

#Svengoolie
So far, the guy in the asylum is the only male character I don't want dead by the third act.
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM
What the hell is George Coulouris doing in this picture?

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
So we're all agreed: we want the idiot boyfriend to die first, right?

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Sewer-cough-hag-cuss.

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It's SARCOPHAGUS!

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Hammer never got its Bandage Operas quite right; this is the least typical and, to me, the most interesting.

#Svengoolie
I don't think I've ever seen a mummy movie from Hammer, tonight's #Svengoolie could be fun.
January 4, 2026 at 1:06 AM
In other words: boobs and blood! Just what we like.

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Okay, kids; it's Hammer Time!

#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
In case you wonderered: Muriel Landers ("Tiny") had a successful career acting, singing and dancing. Stooges producer Jules White wanted to star her in a new series of 2-reel comedies, but it never got past the pilot. White cast her in this as a sort of consolation prize. #MeTVThreeStooges
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I like this short already, though I can't quite put my finger on why.

#MeTVThreeStooges
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Look on the bright side: Orange Julius Caesar got his first erection in months.
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It’s a shame they don’t play baseball in the UK, because Valerie Leon had a hell of a lead off first base.

#Svengoolie
There's two very good reasons to watch Blood From The Mummys Tomb tonight on #svengoolie
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I pray not. “Manos” is so toxic you need a psychogical buffer, lest you suffer permanent damage. Joel & the Bots did that for us on #MST3K; but #Sven doesn’t do movie-length commentary.
Speaking of hands, will #Svengoolie ever show Manos: The Hands of Fate?
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
This weekend's #Svengoolie is an odd one: "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb," a Hammer adaptation of Bram Stoker's "Jewel of the Seven Stars." Maybe the oddest thing about is Valerie Leon as the mummy (and yes, this is what she looks like throughout the entire film):
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm considering staying up for #MeTVStarTrek, except that tonight's episode *ain't* one of the good ones.
December 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
With certain exceptions, I'm allergic to Groovy.

#MeTVBatman
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM