Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
Reposted by Cliff Rives
STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
"Put the bunny back in the box."
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"Put the bunny back in the box."
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
If you think tonight's #Svengoolie is the worst air disaster movie ever, I have four words for you: The Concorde: Airport '79
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
If you think tonight's #Svengoolie is the worst air disaster movie ever, I have four words for you: The Concorde: Airport '79
In the unlikely event of a water landing, her scarf may be used as a flotation device.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
In the unlikely event of a water landing, her scarf may be used as a flotation device.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Better special effects than an Ed Wood film.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Better special effects than an Ed Wood film.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
They told her Sven was singing tonight.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
They told her Sven was singing tonight.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
He saving up to complete his transformation into Jack Weston.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
He saving up to complete his transformation into Jack Weston.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
He learned his mixing skills watching Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
He learned his mixing skills watching Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Looks like how I feel the morning after a #Svengoolie live-tweet.
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Looks like how I feel the morning after a #Svengoolie live-tweet.
Sometimes people just think of the same joke, and sometimes people just steal a joke. You tell me, #Svengoolie fans, which one does this look like?
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Sometimes people just think of the same joke, and sometimes people just steal a joke. You tell me, #Svengoolie fans, which one does this look like?
Reposted by Cliff Rives
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
I'm starting to think they lost the last 20 pages of the script and everyone just winged it.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I'm starting to think they lost the last 20 pages of the script and everyone just winged it.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Another victim of cat scratch fever.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Another victim of cat scratch fever.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I keep getting Rod Steiger vibes from this guy
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I keep getting Rod Steiger vibes from this guy
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
When your 6 year old wraps your Christmas gift.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
When your 6 year old wraps your Christmas gift.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Yeah, these guys are terrible, but it's still better health care than I get from my HMO.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Yeah, these guys are terrible, but it's still better health care than I get from my HMO.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Two things, doc: 1) The movie isn't in 3D, and 2) even if it was, the glasses don't work when you're IN THE FILM!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Two things, doc: 1) The movie isn't in 3D, and 2) even if it was, the glasses don't work when you're IN THE FILM!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Trying to look interested while Basil Exposition drones on...
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Trying to look interested while Basil Exposition drones on...
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
For the last time, I'm not Richard Chamberlain!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:57 AM
For the last time, I'm not Richard Chamberlain!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I keep waiting for an Indiana Jones movie or a Captain Marvel serial to break out.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I keep waiting for an Indiana Jones movie or a Captain Marvel serial to break out.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
This is the closest Hammer films ever get to subtlety.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
This is the closest Hammer films ever get to subtlety.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
So far, the guy in the asylum is the only male character I don't want dead by the third act.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
So far, the guy in the asylum is the only male character I don't want dead by the third act.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
That's the outfit Vampirella wears when she visits her grandparents.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
That's the outfit Vampirella wears when she visits her grandparents.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie