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Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
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Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
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So, the vampire falls and lands on a cross? If only he could have transformed into some sort of flying mammal.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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This film spends so much time on rooftops I expect Santa Claus to show up.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
I solved it! It's the priest, in the bedroom, with the candlestick.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Is he angry?
No, just a little cross.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Meanwhile, discount Michael Crawford...
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Serving soup without a spoon is also company policy at Denny's.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
"If you want to be a success in life, forget the truth!" Also the slogan of Fox News.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
In addition to all his Hammer films, Christopher Lee's movie series history includes James Bond, Star Wars, LOTR, Airport, and... I'm not making this up...Police Academy (the Mission to Moscow one).
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Bell, book, candle...dammit, I forgot Kim Novak!
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Rock climbing? Someone alert @frankconniff.bsky.social !
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Incredibly, not Jim Broadbent.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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So THAT'S what's behind the green door.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Can't touch this.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
I'd prefer not to see"Prince Andrew" and "stripped" in the same sentence ever again, thank you very much.
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Oh good, Inspector Gadget's on the case.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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He's in a glass case of emotion!
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Weather like that causes illness...look, someone's coffin already.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
If this shot gets your attention, you have "compound interest."
(Sorry not sorry)
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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You wouldn't see a crew this bad at catching flies until the Colorado Rockies.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Maybe tonight's song segment should be "Pretty Guy For A White Fly."
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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"Knock three times to show you agree."
I was really hoping the no signal would be "twice on the pipes."
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Not to be "that guy," but...the machine teleports all that stuff intact and separate but can't do the same with a human and a fly?
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Life before HDMI.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Congratulations, Andre, you've invented Wonkavision.
#Svengoolie
a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie says " stop don 't "
ALT: a man wearing a top hat and a bow tie says " stop don 't "
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October 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Always love it when someone remembers "The List of Adrian Messenger," a nifty little mystery even though it played bait-and-switch with the "guest stars." (If you know, you know.)
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM