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cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
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Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
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This film spends so much time on rooftops I expect Santa Claus to show up.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
I solved it! It's the priest, in the bedroom, with the candlestick.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Is he angry?
No, just a little cross.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Meanwhile, discount Michael Crawford...
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Serving soup without a spoon is also company policy at Denny's.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
"If you want to be a success in life, forget the truth!" Also the slogan of Fox News.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Bell, book, candle...dammit, I forgot Kim Novak!
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Rock climbing? Someone alert @frankconniff.bsky.social !
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Incredibly, not Jim Broadbent.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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So THAT'S what's behind the green door.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Can't touch this.
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Oh good, Inspector Gadget's on the case.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
He's in a glass case of emotion!
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Weather like that causes illness...look, someone's coffin already.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
If this shot gets your attention, you have "compound interest."
(Sorry not sorry)
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Not to be "that guy," but...the machine teleports all that stuff intact and separate but can't do the same with a human and a fly?
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Life before HDMI.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Always love it when someone remembers "The List of Adrian Messenger," a nifty little mystery even though it played bait-and-switch with the "guest stars." (If you know, you know.)
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
"There was over $200,000 of special equipment here!"
Actually, it was $50,000 but he sprung for the extended warranty.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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"I've killed Andre!" Geez, that's gonna ruin Wallace Shawn's dinner plans.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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This is how we streamed music in 1994.
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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All of this is over a penmanship medal? If they'd had texting back then, everyone would've survived.
#Svengoolie
September 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Get the mop, Leroy, she's spilling exposition all over the room.
#Svengoolie
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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"You're so much prettier when smiling."
Okay, she's cancelled.
#Svengoolie
September 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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"It's a terrible thing to see and remember." That's also what people say about the War of the Worlds remake with Ice Cube.
#Svengoolie
September 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM