DerMüde’Tude
@dermudetude.bsky.social
The coolest old man you know outside of your immediate family. Also, paradoxically, the most uncool.
Getting closer and closer to the time I leave the apartment I’ve lived in for 16 years.
Ah, if these walls could talk—well, it’d scare the living crap out of me, I can tell you.
Ah, if these walls could talk—well, it’d scare the living crap out of me, I can tell you.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Getting closer and closer to the time I leave the apartment I’ve lived in for 16 years.
Ah, if these walls could talk—well, it’d scare the living crap out of me, I can tell you.
Ah, if these walls could talk—well, it’d scare the living crap out of me, I can tell you.
Yeah, we kinda knew that when the “I’m leaving!” crowd said that stupid shit.
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
cnb.cx
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yeah, we kinda knew that when the “I’m leaving!” crowd said that stupid shit.
Crap, ok, I’ve been talking about #SherlockHolmes movies for at least ten minutes. That’s one of my buttons that are dangerous to push😏.
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Crap, ok, I’ve been talking about #SherlockHolmes movies for at least ten minutes. That’s one of my buttons that are dangerous to push😏.
If you see this, post your favorite actor in the role of #SherlockHolmes.
Mine: Paxton Whitehead in “The Crucifer of Blood” (Stage)
Mine: Paxton Whitehead in “The Crucifer of Blood” (Stage)
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you see this, post your favorite actor in the role of #SherlockHolmes.
Mine: Paxton Whitehead in “The Crucifer of Blood” (Stage)
Mine: Paxton Whitehead in “The Crucifer of Blood” (Stage)
Me: “Really, no kidding, I’ve GOT to break the habit of telling Dad Jokes! It’s just got to stop.”
Wife: [Facial expression of skepticism so intense and pure that it redefines the concept]
Wife: [Facial expression of skepticism so intense and pure that it redefines the concept]
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Me: “Really, no kidding, I’ve GOT to break the habit of telling Dad Jokes! It’s just got to stop.”
Wife: [Facial expression of skepticism so intense and pure that it redefines the concept]
Wife: [Facial expression of skepticism so intense and pure that it redefines the concept]
I dunno... I loved #PokerFace, so maybe this is heresy and/or blasphemy, but I find it *very* interesting that they're opting to change the lead actor/actress every couple of seasons.
I mean... it worked for that obscure, barely-watched British sci-fi TV show. Wish I could remember the name...
I mean... it worked for that obscure, barely-watched British sci-fi TV show. Wish I could remember the name...
And #peacock wonders why they are hemorrhaging viewers? Plus , much as I like Peter Dinklage, I prefer the wonderful Natasha Lyonne's quirkiness in the role.
#PokerFace #cancelled
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock After 2 Seasons share.google/eHVUXORhmWRS...
#PokerFace #cancelled
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock After 2 Seasons share.google/eHVUXORhmWRS...
‘Poker Face’ Canceled at Peacock; Rian Johnson Will Seek New Home for Series — With Peter Dinklage Starring
Should the show land at another outlet, Dinklage would take over the role of Charlie from Natasha Lyonne.
share.google
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I dunno... I loved #PokerFace, so maybe this is heresy and/or blasphemy, but I find it *very* interesting that they're opting to change the lead actor/actress every couple of seasons.
I mean... it worked for that obscure, barely-watched British sci-fi TV show. Wish I could remember the name...
I mean... it worked for that obscure, barely-watched British sci-fi TV show. Wish I could remember the name...
But there’s really no substitute for the mouthwatering aroma of eggs over easy and meth.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
But there’s really no substitute for the mouthwatering aroma of eggs over easy and meth.
Fortunately I have plenty of other ways to get coffee; there’s a reason they call it “Fourbucks.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fortunately I have plenty of other ways to get coffee; there’s a reason they call it “Fourbucks.”
Oh, #Disney, how large and pendulous your cojones are. We're all really impressed, no really.
deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney CFO On YouTube TV Carriage Fight – “We’re Ready To Go As Long As They Want To”
Disney's CFO told CNBC this morning that the company had steeled itself for a possible carriage fight with YouTube and "we're ready to go as long as they want to."
deadline.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh, #Disney, how large and pendulous your cojones are. We're all really impressed, no really.
deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
The "S" in "USA" now stands for Shitshow.
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The "S" in "USA" now stands for Shitshow.
I meant #Svengoolie, of course.
I always get Hammer’s Dracula movies mixed up. In my head, they’re all one very long movie: DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE TO TASTE THE BLOOD OF THE SCARS OF DRACULA FOR HIS SATANIC RITES, A.D 1972.
#Svengooloe
#Svengooloe
#Svengoolie 11/15
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I meant #Svengoolie, of course.
I always get Hammer’s Dracula movies mixed up. In my head, they’re all one very long movie: DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE TO TASTE THE BLOOD OF THE SCARS OF DRACULA FOR HIS SATANIC RITES, A.D 1972.
#Svengooloe
#Svengooloe
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I always get Hammer’s Dracula movies mixed up. In my head, they’re all one very long movie: DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE TO TASTE THE BLOOD OF THE SCARS OF DRACULA FOR HIS SATANIC RITES, A.D 1972.
#Svengooloe
#Svengooloe
How to Customer Serve:
Angry Customer: Do you know how many people can’t work today because [SERVICE] is down???
Me: Yes, sir, I do: they’re all calling us.
No Longer Angry Customer: *laughs*
Angry Customer: Do you know how many people can’t work today because [SERVICE] is down???
Me: Yes, sir, I do: they’re all calling us.
No Longer Angry Customer: *laughs*
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How to Customer Serve:
Angry Customer: Do you know how many people can’t work today because [SERVICE] is down???
Me: Yes, sir, I do: they’re all calling us.
No Longer Angry Customer: *laughs*
Angry Customer: Do you know how many people can’t work today because [SERVICE] is down???
Me: Yes, sir, I do: they’re all calling us.
No Longer Angry Customer: *laughs*
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one of the reasons zohran’s speech was so hopeful and inspiring was that he spoke to his constituents like adults capable or reason and accountability using language the demonstrated his respect for our intellect. how we say what we say matters and often signifies as much if not more.
i want to counter program this with a show called “aspirational smart people talk intelligently about shit that actually matters in a way that elevates us all”.
deadline.com/2025/11/nate...
deadline.com/2025/11/nate...
Nate Bargatze To Host ‘The Greatest Average American’ Game Show For ABC
The series was created by Bargatze and The Price Is Right showrunner John Quinn.
deadline.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
one of the reasons zohran’s speech was so hopeful and inspiring was that he spoke to his constituents like adults capable or reason and accountability using language the demonstrated his respect for our intellect. how we say what we say matters and often signifies as much if not more.
I think the conservatives on the Supreme Court just do something good so they can hit us with another bad ruling right afterwards. It's their version of humor.
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I think the conservatives on the Supreme Court just do something good so they can hit us with another bad ruling right afterwards. It's their version of humor.
It's this kind of thing, more than any other, that makes my wife want to divorce me. Kind of an overreaction, really; it was just a rye comment.
I'm glad the Sandwich Guy jury mustard the courage to find him not guility. Now, he's on a roll.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's this kind of thing, more than any other, that makes my wife want to divorce me. Kind of an overreaction, really; it was just a rye comment.
I'm glad the Sandwich Guy jury mustard the courage to find him not guility. Now, he's on a roll.
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm glad the Sandwich Guy jury mustard the courage to find him not guility. Now, he's on a roll.
In the DC Sandwich Guy Trial, did the prosecution ever call the president of Hormel as an expert witness?
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In the DC Sandwich Guy Trial, did the prosecution ever call the president of Hormel as an expert witness?
I do so love to see Repubs take careful aim at their foot and blow off both legs.
Republicans are now reportedly at risk of their new gerrymandered maps backfiring because of how massive the blue wave appears to be.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I do so love to see Repubs take careful aim at their foot and blow off both legs.
John was wonderful; there's no other word that fits. I'm going to miss him very, very much.
Alas our lovely and splendid friend John @feexby.bsky.social passed away peacefully on 2nd November. He was a remarkable man, made me laugh like no-one else can , founded the inspirational Highlanders podcast … unforgettable. Love you John !
Thank you to my wonderful friends at @trapone.bsky.social for these.
They are beautiful. The daisiest daisies. I love you all, you mad Trappers.
And nobody is crying.
They are beautiful. The daisiest daisies. I love you all, you mad Trappers.
And nobody is crying.
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
John was wonderful; there's no other word that fits. I'm going to miss him very, very much.
A brand-new journalist gathers suspicion when he's frequently away from his job, yet always gets the story.
Some dudes go fishing but find they'll need a bigger boat.
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A brand-new journalist gathers suspicion when he's frequently away from his job, yet always gets the story.
You never outgrow a punchable face.
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You never outgrow a punchable face.
I'm very, very close to someone who knew Mike Johnson in high school.
She reports that he was a wanker even then.
She reports that he was a wanker even then.
Definitely don't read too much into Republicans getting absolutely rejected and destroyed yesterday.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm very, very close to someone who knew Mike Johnson in high school.
She reports that he was a wanker even then.
She reports that he was a wanker even then.
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I'm Jewish, I was born in New York City. My grandparents were immigrants from Europe. My grandfather opened a kosher dairy restaurant in lower Manhattan. Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL is a bigot who doesn't speak for me. Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm Jewish, I was born in New York City. My grandparents were immigrants from Europe. My grandfather opened a kosher dairy restaurant in lower Manhattan. Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL is a bigot who doesn't speak for me. Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!
Either he just doesn't hear himself, has lost all touch with reality and believes this sort of thing actually happens, or knows full well he's spouting bullshit.
That's pretty much the only 3 choices you get with these people.
That's pretty much the only 3 choices you get with these people.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Either he just doesn't hear himself, has lost all touch with reality and believes this sort of thing actually happens, or knows full well he's spouting bullshit.
That's pretty much the only 3 choices you get with these people.
That's pretty much the only 3 choices you get with these people.