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derek (evil)
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i like to be a gay little bike person and I think plants and rocks are cool and I have several very good cats
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Pretty sure bsky image compression will absolutely cook this, but I got really into plant phylogeny for the past few years and made a phylogenetic tree with basically every commonly known seed plant on it. Will be breaking it up into legible chunks in the replies if you would like to check it out
just learned termites are cockroaches
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
This exists and it's called Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku'
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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The fell for it again award also applies to anyone who thinks most Democrats don't support imperial adventurism

This is a 50+ year national goal. It checkmates Cuba and OPEC and weakens Russia/China while strengthening the US position for WW3

It won't be meaningfully opposed. They all want this
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.

"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com

Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:24 PM
we put this rock on the other rock to hold the moss while it anchors itself in place, but now I view him as a little guy and feel conflicted about removing the top rock (decapitating him)
January 2, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Before/after I politely explained to her why she should not jump up on the fish tank
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Before/after I politely explained to her why she should not jump up on the fish tank
January 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
wanna see a little handsome little guy
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Nah man I'm talking about you GAINING other services that would be cheaper in the long run and less stressful. Imagine not getting stuck in gridlock traffic ever again, imagine not having to pay for insurance and upkeep, imagine a nice train where you can kick back and look out the window.
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Apparently I'm doing this -- my open letter to that open latter about AI in writing and publishing. I emerged from Hibernation Week to write it, so god only knows how much sense it makes. But at least a human wrote it, so that's nice.

Bonus: picture of my "cat," sweet baby Boomba.
My Open Letter To That Open Letter About AI In Writing And Publishing
The tl;dr before you get into this post is this: the SFWA came out, said that some AI usage was okay enough in books for the authors of those books to not to be disqualified from winning a Nebula a…
terribleminds.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
basil got decapitated :/
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Mississippi river
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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!!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
bit cloudy
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Please enjoy silly pelican
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Buddha's hand failed to vacate him
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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All packed up for my christmas trip
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Buddha's hand failed to vacate him
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
All packed up for my christmas trip
December 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Instead of engaging in avatar discourse, you could simply read The Word For World is Forest by Ursula K Le Guin. It's a pretty short novella - I read it in one day - and the reason I recommend it in the context of avatar should be obvious if you read the intro
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enbas.net
December 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
she likes to watch
December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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throwback thursday to when sox was the same size as matter
March 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM