Emily "Ugfuglio" Dickenson
@defnotalien.bsky.social
i think im funny
Vice President of Estimating
lance bass space camp alum
divine hag of the ashes
stealing hearts, ripping farts
obama’s midwestern freshwater dealer
Vice President of Estimating
lance bass space camp alum
divine hag of the ashes
stealing hearts, ripping farts
obama’s midwestern freshwater dealer
Pinned
i hope that emu kills doug
fuck aaron rogers so hard I love that the Texans finished you
if aaron rodgers has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if aaron rodgers has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves aaron rodgers, then i am against the world.
CINEMA
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
fuck aaron rogers so hard I love that the Texans finished you
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if aaron rodgers has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if aaron rodgers has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves aaron rodgers, then i am against the world.
CINEMA
January 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
if aaron rodgers has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if aaron rodgers has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world loves aaron rodgers, then i am against the world.
ALSO U KNOW JOHNNY AND TARA ARE PRE-GAMING, RIGHT?!
Rob Cesternino stuns alongside fellow Olympic figure skaters Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski on NYC Billboard. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
WHAT IS GOING ON?!??
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
ALSO U KNOW JOHNNY AND TARA ARE PRE-GAMING, RIGHT?!
i wonder if elon musk has seen the lazarus project
January 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
i wonder if elon musk has seen the lazarus project
TODAY IS THE DAY MY ENGLISH DEGREE PAID OFF
Wordle 1,663 2/6
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Wordle 1,663 2/6
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January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
TODAY IS THE DAY MY ENGLISH DEGREE PAID OFF
Wordle 1,663 2/6
🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,663 2/6
🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
lol wtf is happening in this ole miss/georgia game
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
lol wtf is happening in this ole miss/georgia game
apparently bringing in the new year with my drunk guncles Anderson and Andy
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
apparently bringing in the new year with my drunk guncles Anderson and Andy
do i pee before or after the new year… ugh
January 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
do i pee before or after the new year… ugh
why is bj novak here
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
why is bj novak here
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It's clear Who in this thread came from twitter and Who didn't
December 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's clear Who in this thread came from twitter and Who didn't
we have been without internet for 15 hours
a woman is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask .
ALT: a woman is laying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
we have been without internet for 15 hours
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what if i had a liiiiiiiil more sleep as a treat
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
what if i had a liiiiiiiil more sleep as a treat
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Happy birthday Santa!
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Happy birthday Santa!
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[Trump]: And Tiny Tim….. Nasty, nasty guy. Been very unfair to me.
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[Trump]: And Tiny Tim….. Nasty, nasty guy. Been very unfair to me.
why is YouTube asking me what brands I’ve recently seen ads for? like bitch DONT U KNOW?! ur making me watch them for 10 seconds
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
why is YouTube asking me what brands I’ve recently seen ads for? like bitch DONT U KNOW?! ur making me watch them for 10 seconds
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your job is to create tools for programs that otherwise exist only to produce revenge porn of underage school girls
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
your job is to create tools for programs that otherwise exist only to produce revenge porn of underage school girls
just had a mandela effect moment... i seriously thought joan collins was dead? maybe i just mixed her up with elizabeth taylor?
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
just had a mandela effect moment... i seriously thought joan collins was dead? maybe i just mixed her up with elizabeth taylor?
do u guys think there's a lotta downtime during the apocalypse? also like how many spreadsheets do i have to analyze?
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
do u guys think there's a lotta downtime during the apocalypse? also like how many spreadsheets do i have to analyze?
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Lovin me some carbs and fat
December 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lovin me some carbs and fat
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Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
ronald reagan? the ACTOR?
The presidency once served as a reminder of our common humanity. Ronald Reagan described its purpose as building "a nation composed of good and decent people."
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
ronald reagan? the ACTOR?
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable