The Deer In Your Backyard
@deerinyourbackyard.bsky.social
Community builder in training.
Freedom and liberation for ALL oppressed groups.
No I will not get your of your vegetable garden. Stop growing delicious shit.
Freedom and liberation for ALL oppressed groups.
No I will not get your of your vegetable garden. Stop growing delicious shit.
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Oh fuck right intro post:
Howdy, I’m the deer in your backyard. I’m here for community building, human rights, and civil disobedience.
It’s just soup for my family.
Head knives for the herd. 🔪
Free the FUCK outta Palestine, Lebanon, Jordan, Syria, Congo, & Sudan.
Eat the rich.
ACAB.
Dx3
Howdy, I’m the deer in your backyard. I’m here for community building, human rights, and civil disobedience.
It’s just soup for my family.
Head knives for the herd. 🔪
Free the FUCK outta Palestine, Lebanon, Jordan, Syria, Congo, & Sudan.
Eat the rich.
ACAB.
Dx3
The things I do for the resistance. Made a wormwood tea with apples and ginger, tasted none of those because the wormwood is SO BITTER. think Malort without any of the fun alcohol woo woo afterward. If I ever make this tea again it will need citrus and oh my god so much sugar
February 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The things I do for the resistance. Made a wormwood tea with apples and ginger, tasted none of those because the wormwood is SO BITTER. think Malort without any of the fun alcohol woo woo afterward. If I ever make this tea again it will need citrus and oh my god so much sugar
They want me to call it the “gulf of America”? Me who has been deadnaming an iconic building out of spite for the past 10 years? Me who refuses to call the bean by its legal name? Me who adds an unnecessary “s” at the end of a grocery store name?
Yeah, get fucked, you schmucks.
Yeah, get fucked, you schmucks.
February 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
They want me to call it the “gulf of America”? Me who has been deadnaming an iconic building out of spite for the past 10 years? Me who refuses to call the bean by its legal name? Me who adds an unnecessary “s” at the end of a grocery store name?
Yeah, get fucked, you schmucks.
Yeah, get fucked, you schmucks.
Others playing LADS:
“omg this romance memory 🥵”
Me playing LADS:
“Get me that lama plushy you little alien freak.”
“omg this romance memory 🥵”
Me playing LADS:
“Get me that lama plushy you little alien freak.”
February 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Others playing LADS:
“omg this romance memory 🥵”
Me playing LADS:
“Get me that lama plushy you little alien freak.”
“omg this romance memory 🥵”
Me playing LADS:
“Get me that lama plushy you little alien freak.”
Drew blood on a cheese grater before 9 am and I believe it’s an omen.
February 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Drew blood on a cheese grater before 9 am and I believe it’s an omen.
I just found the Chinese Mr Roger’s on Xiaohongshu and I have not fully recovered from it tbh
February 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just found the Chinese Mr Roger’s on Xiaohongshu and I have not fully recovered from it tbh
Every time I type “me” instead of “my” one of my blood cells turns into a leprechaun and dropkicks my liver 🍀.
January 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Every time I type “me” instead of “my” one of my blood cells turns into a leprechaun and dropkicks my liver 🍀.
Someone in the grocery store had a perfume on that smelled like soulmates and idk why that triggered in me.
January 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Someone in the grocery store had a perfume on that smelled like soulmates and idk why that triggered in me.
At this rate whistling in the Appalachian mountains at night doesn’t seem like such a bad way to go.
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
At this rate whistling in the Appalachian mountains at night doesn’t seem like such a bad way to go.
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There isn't a nursing shortage. That's not real. Some nurses are tall too.
January 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There isn't a nursing shortage. That's not real. Some nurses are tall too.
“How do you plan on surviving the next 4 years?”
My little smut library, chicken nuggets, and my vibrator. Thanks for asking.
My little smut library, chicken nuggets, and my vibrator. Thanks for asking.
January 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“How do you plan on surviving the next 4 years?”
My little smut library, chicken nuggets, and my vibrator. Thanks for asking.
My little smut library, chicken nuggets, and my vibrator. Thanks for asking.
Partner shows me a summit racing catalogue we got in the mail.
Him “maybe we should get a “skreeeeeee!” He says point to a bald eagle painted in American flag.
Me: “I REFUSE to have one of those imperial trash turkeys hanging anywhere in my fucking house”
Him “maybe we should get a “skreeeeeee!” He says point to a bald eagle painted in American flag.
Me: “I REFUSE to have one of those imperial trash turkeys hanging anywhere in my fucking house”
January 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Partner shows me a summit racing catalogue we got in the mail.
Him “maybe we should get a “skreeeeeee!” He says point to a bald eagle painted in American flag.
Me: “I REFUSE to have one of those imperial trash turkeys hanging anywhere in my fucking house”
Him “maybe we should get a “skreeeeeee!” He says point to a bald eagle painted in American flag.
Me: “I REFUSE to have one of those imperial trash turkeys hanging anywhere in my fucking house”
Do I have to post 43 times in a day for my shit to get seen or is this just a void I get to shout into from time to time
January 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Do I have to post 43 times in a day for my shit to get seen or is this just a void I get to shout into from time to time
Without fail every single time #panicswitch by Silversun Pickups or #anhonestmistake by The Bravery comes on I feel an errant thread of whimsey from my youths.
January 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Without fail every single time #panicswitch by Silversun Pickups or #anhonestmistake by The Bravery comes on I feel an errant thread of whimsey from my youths.
PSA: I retaliate.
January 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
PSA: I retaliate.
Bring back Italian and Irish gangs. I want my safety to be handled by brick shithouse in a fedora named Antony and a twig in a paperboy cap named Seamus to handle vengeance against those who wrong me.
January 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Bring back Italian and Irish gangs. I want my safety to be handled by brick shithouse in a fedora named Antony and a twig in a paperboy cap named Seamus to handle vengeance against those who wrong me.
Every day the thing that keeps me going is at some point being able to yell at someone “That’s my purse, I don’t know yew!” About something completely unrelated to someone ACTUALLY taking my purse.
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Every day the thing that keeps me going is at some point being able to yell at someone “That’s my purse, I don’t know yew!” About something completely unrelated to someone ACTUALLY taking my purse.
“Do you know the muffin man”
My bitch, everyone knows that motherfucker, everyone on this godamn street has been singing a song about where this man lives since we were knee high. Why is everyone treating him like some best kept secret? He’s literally the guy selling “little bites” at the stoplight
My bitch, everyone knows that motherfucker, everyone on this godamn street has been singing a song about where this man lives since we were knee high. Why is everyone treating him like some best kept secret? He’s literally the guy selling “little bites” at the stoplight
January 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Do you know the muffin man”
My bitch, everyone knows that motherfucker, everyone on this godamn street has been singing a song about where this man lives since we were knee high. Why is everyone treating him like some best kept secret? He’s literally the guy selling “little bites” at the stoplight
My bitch, everyone knows that motherfucker, everyone on this godamn street has been singing a song about where this man lives since we were knee high. Why is everyone treating him like some best kept secret? He’s literally the guy selling “little bites” at the stoplight
The more these times they are a tryin’ more eggs I’ll be a fryin’
January 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The more these times they are a tryin’ more eggs I’ll be a fryin’
Have you ever just shit?
January 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Have you ever just shit?
See your FIRST mistake in following me Robert was that you have “works at CNN” in your motherfucking screen name. I may have been homeschooled but I’m not THAT homeschooled.
January 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
See your FIRST mistake in following me Robert was that you have “works at CNN” in your motherfucking screen name. I may have been homeschooled but I’m not THAT homeschooled.
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Reskeet to Toki your friends
January 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Reskeet to Toki your friends
BLUESKY getting all my attention today and yall should be GRATEFUL.
January 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
BLUESKY getting all my attention today and yall should be GRATEFUL.
I would eat a snow crab sized crab Rangoon without hesitation you fuckin square.
January 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I would eat a snow crab sized crab Rangoon without hesitation you fuckin square.