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The Skunk in Your Backyard
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The Skunk™️

🦨 Just a little skunk looking for grubs and doing the best I can.

🔥Be the orca you wish to see in the world 🔥🛥️

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@governor.ca.gov Gerrymander me, baby. I’m ready. 😏

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November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Prop 50 passed and Zohran got elected.
Awesome.
NOW END THE SHUTDOWN AND PAY ME YOU F*CKERS!!

This has been your federal worker rant for the week. It is November 4th and I, an essential federal worker, am still working without pay.
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November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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"Work or Die Is Not Free Choice"
Sticker seen in Vancouver, Canada
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey! Guess what?
It’s October 22nd and I’m still a federal worker who is working without pay because I’m “essential.” If I’m so f-ing essential then PAY ME YOU F*CKERS!!!
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#shutdown #federalworker
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
September 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You know what makes me feel good? Wu-Tang. Because Wu-Tang is for the children.
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Alexa, play Protect Ya Neck
youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE
Wu-Tang Clan - Protect Ya Neck (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Alexa, play Filter…

youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E
Filter - Hey Man, Nice Shot (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by FILTER
youtu.be
September 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
At this point, I will vote for anyone who entirely eradicates fireworks from California. That’s it. That all I want.
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
@ghost-goat.bsky.social Did you steal her purse? 🤣
April 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don’t think that word means what she thinks it means 🤣

I’ve been called a communist onnthreads. This explains so much. Comrades, I’ve been doing communism all wrong. 🤣

#seizethemeans
April 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
100% true. Can confirm.

“You can fool everybody, but landie, dearie me, you can't fool a cat. They seem to know who's not right, if you know what I mean.”
— Mrs. Plunkett (Elizabeth Dunne)
“Cat People” (1942)
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Don't be surprised if the "concessions" Donald Trump is looking for from foreign countries in exchange for dialing back tariffs are not "you need to buy more pork from American farmers" but "you need to lease another floor in Trump Tower for ten years."
April 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NGL — grateful I live in a place with locally grown avocados.
April 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Stand up today!!

#HandsOff
April 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
ICYMI— this is why your feed is now filled with penguin memes.
I looked it up for anyone who needs it:

www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
MSN
www.msn.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by The Skunk in Your Backyard
We are currently living in The Age of Incompetent Hypocrites.
March 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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X is not worth 33 billion. He basically just paid himself $33B from another company, presumably to pay off his debts from the initial buy because he knows he'll never be able to raise the capital from X itself.

He is his own ponzi scheme.
March 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
So I got a new phone over the weekend, and I know this is weird but the Bsky blue looks so much prettier on my new phone.

#bluesky
March 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of my coworkers just sent a message to our team chat in Teams. Our supervisor let her know it was the wrong chat. It is taking EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING to not reply and say, “Well, at least it wasn’t war plans.”
March 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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oopsie!
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The only text from an unknown sender that I got today said “Covfefe.”
March 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I made lemon squares tonight. I feel like in this economy, any recipe that requires 4 or more eggs (eg pound cake, quiche, lemon squares) is kind of a flex.
March 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Watch that stock fall more
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Tesla Recalls Most Cybertrucks”

#tesla #cybertruckrecall
March 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM