deep see creature
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the digital equivalent of a numbers station
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call me the tail of hell the way i should not be followed
take me down to bilewater city where the grass is green and the girls are also green
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
take me down to bilewater city where the grass is green and the girls are also green
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Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Flight attendant: please fasten your seatbelts. The pilot is gonna try something sick
i will never work for the MIC but if i did i would be naming the weapons stuff like "the shit john saw in the book of revelation" or "megalodon t rex hurricane" or "it's not hubris it's just actually stronger than god"
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i will never work for the MIC but if i did i would be naming the weapons stuff like "the shit john saw in the book of revelation" or "megalodon t rex hurricane" or "it's not hubris it's just actually stronger than god"
this is foreshadowing the release date of the next update (june 7th)
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
this is foreshadowing the release date of the next update (june 7th)
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
YOU may be dreaming of a white christmas, but I'm dreaming of a 3% profit margin growth in Q4 so
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
YOU may be dreaming of a white christmas, but I'm dreaming of a 3% profit margin growth in Q4 so
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motivational quote of the day
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
motivational quote of the day
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cult of northernlion
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
cult of northernlion
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butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
posts that make me wish i could spam reposts tumblr style
butlerian jihad but only for leaf blowers
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
posts that make me wish i could spam reposts tumblr style
call me Immanuel the way i Kant do this anymore
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
call me Immanuel the way i Kant do this anymore
coke 2 with double the sugar
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
coke 2 with double the sugar
what if the people of roanoke went to croatia but they had horrible spelling
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 AM
what if the people of roanoke went to croatia but they had horrible spelling
el comúnismo cuando el raroismo venga
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
el comúnismo cuando el raroismo venga
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Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Commentary: Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process https://theonion.com/not-sure-how-they-deal-with-criminals-in-your-town-but-round-here-we-use-a-restorative-justice-process/
i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) make a life sized fully functioning earthmover from ultrakill
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) make a life sized fully functioning earthmover from ultrakill
risotto the rat
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
risotto the rat
nothing matters, so make something matter. such as liking my tweets
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
nothing matters, so make something matter. such as liking my tweets
speak for yourself. YOU might be a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters. i'm just some guy
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
speak for yourself. YOU might be a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters. i'm just some guy
there has been yes news to report for enchain today
hello! my game is about exploring an interconnected underworld, grapple-hook movement tech, and frenetic FPS combat. been simmering on low for a few years now but it is almost ready. please wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/... #pitchyagame
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
there has been yes news to report for enchain today
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new quote from the sturgeon general regarding recent measles outbreaks: "glug glug i'm a fish"
March 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
new quote from the sturgeon general regarding recent measles outbreaks: "glug glug i'm a fish"
more news from the sturgeon general: 90% of your (the american people's) health is shit
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
more news from the sturgeon general: 90% of your (the american people's) health is shit
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Now that the mayoral election is over, New Yorkers can turn their attention back to asking if there actually are tiny shrimp in NYC tap water and if that’s why the bagels are so good
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Now that the mayoral election is over, New Yorkers can turn their attention back to asking if there actually are tiny shrimp in NYC tap water and if that’s why the bagels are so good
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