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actually diabolical
The Onion: Do you think you'll get married? Perry: I hope so! I would love to meet that special someone one day.
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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this one was really good
claude Im on a jury do I vote guilty or what
October 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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It's good game design is what it is, and in this house, silksong is a masterpiece! End of story!
tony soprano yelling about christopher columbus
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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been having a lot of fun playing balatro
I must not take bloodstone. Bloodstone is the run-killer. Bloodstone is the little-death that brings shit rng. I will play a normal build. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when I pick something else, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bloodstone has gone there will be an ante 4 loss. Only I will remain.
August 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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yeah the job hunt's rough
indeed.com. the search "evil wizard jobs" did not match any jobs
July 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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ch4 era papyrus knight believers
japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after world war II
July 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
deepseecreature.bsky.social
what if it was all just a dream?
May 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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ok we might have to do a full on bracket. yes admiral tso will have to fight his past self when he was a general
A wikipedia footnote, reading "Alternative names include: Governor Tso's chicken, General Tao's chicken,[5] General Gao's[Gau's] chicken, General Mao's chicken, General Tsao's chicken, General Tong's chicken, General Tang's chicken, General T's Chicken, General Cho's chicken, General Chow's chicken, General Chai's chicken, General Joe's Chicken, T.S.O. Chicken, General Ching's chicken, General Jong's Chicken, General Sauce Chicken, House Chicken, Admiral Tso's chicken or simply General's Chicken."
May 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
deepseecreature.bsky.social
vindicated yet again
A fox news headline, reading "resistance democrats embrace combative, profanity-laced 'dark woke' rebrand to combat trump
May 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Did you know? Mocktail comes from a shortening of Molotov Cocktail, first prepared by Vyacheslav Molotov, who previously created a drink so alcoholic it was a major fire hazard, to the point where it was used as a weapon. He was then banned from mixing alcoholic drinks, so a Molotov Cocktail was one that had no alcohol in it. It was then shortened to Mocktail for simplicity.
May 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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resounding response (this was at the bottom of the article lmao)
And while the Republican president's grip over the GOP is stronger than ever, even a majority of Republicans questioned in the poll, 53%, said Trump shouldn't seek a third term.
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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wait that's just this image
behold, a square a shape with four sides of equal length and four right angles. (there is a drawing of a shape. one side is a circle with a section removed. there are two lines extending from the edges of that removed section. there is an arc connecting the two lines.)
April 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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text made out of baba is you blocks, reading: WAR IS PEACE FREEDOM IS SLAVERY IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH BABA IS YOU
April 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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only a minor exaggeration. this is the guy who made fucking roblox
tweet from john shedletsky, reading "silicon valley built the modern world. why shouldn't we run it?"
April 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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the mobile gaming experience
a diagram of a skinner box
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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my prediction is that none of the lamps in this screenshot will be breakable
the silksong citadel entrance image, with a silhouette of a lamp in the foreground, a clearly visible lamp slightly behind the floor, and two blurry lamps far the background
February 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i've reached my target audience it seems
the quoted post's statistics, detailing that it was liked by wizard kitty
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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relevant xkcd
xkcd 1231
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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grub tier list
a tier list of grubs from hollow knight. they are all identical
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i forgot to enable bluesky's permission to extract html canvas data and got a way funnier post than what i could've made
A post from me, captioned "dream job" with a photo of garbage noise
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Good News: silksong passes the bechdel test
a screenshot from the e3 2019 silksong demo, where hornet is talking to lace right before her boss fight
January 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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to the tune of doofenshmirtz evil incorporated:
the text from the minecraft server select screen, reading "scanning for games on your local network"
January 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM